Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life

could not love alysa liu more

happy for yall

Me with the entire field of women’s figure skaters vs. me with the men

When Ramadan comes around my Instagram reels start showing me iftars from all over the world comprised of the most incredible looking food I’ve ever seen and people eating as a community. It’s beautiful. Then, I close the app and make my wife and I tortilla pizzas with leftover chicken on them

He had a joke in his stump speeches about how, if he were to walk on water, the headlines the next day would read “Jesse Jackson Can’t Swim”

Classic A10 choke job by the quad god

‘No way, the Quad God never loses’ I confidently state, despite last having watched figure skating four years ago, and having never heard of Ilia Malinin as recently as one week ago.

ITS QUAD GOD TIME BABY

My favorite part of watching Olympic figure skating is the crowd insisting on clapping off beat to every single song

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is so fucking good

I really have to lock in to meet some deadlines today and tomorrow but Rally Sweden and the Olympics are on all day so

Happy Rally Sweden day!! #WRC

Just found out Ilia Malinin THE QUAD GOD is a student at George Mason which means that if he wins the gold medal it’s technically a gold medal for the A10

The French judge is making me hungry for god damn freedom fries

We didnt know it at the time but Donald here paused munting to framemog Jeffrey mid-jestergoon while ignoring the foids so he could pedomaxx

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

As a Bills fan it’s great to watch the Patriots lose but even better to watch Stefon Diggs lose

Seahawks win Fuck ice Go bills

For me, if you speak out against how fucked up America is at the Olympics, I’m rooting for you to get gold If you don’t, I’m pretty ambivalent about it cause this country fucking blows. But I’ll golf clap If I know u wanna ball wash Trump (see USA hockey team) you ain’t getting a cheer from me

So carolina can storm the court before time was added back but when the Bonnies did it years ago it was a technical foul

ITS QUAD GOD TIME

The woman’s 3000 meter speed skating final is absolutely electric!

The hardest line in traitors history was spoken by Rob this week: “I don’t fill silence. That’s not when I speak.” God damn, son.

my mom’s getting into Bad Bunny on principle

Below Deck Down Under is not, in fact, down under at all

My fav place is the comments of a video of, I dunno, SGA taking six steps without a dribble and there are thousands of comments arguing about whether or not it’s a travel. It’s always a travel.

The captions of Instagram Reels lately been like: “The Coinage Act of 1792 introduced the U.S. dollar at par with the Spanish silver dollar, divided it into 100 cents, and authorized the minting of coins denominated in dollars and cents.”

Candiace: This was buffoonery of the most epic proportions. Girl, your "throw away" vote was far more foolish than anything Rob did. #TheTraitorsUS

No One On ‘Pat McAfee Show’ Notices A.J. Hawk Dead For Last 3 Days

Richmond FD and @dannyavula.bsky.social's City Hall have released a video instructing people how to safely walk on ice, which is only necessary because the city did a dismal job at snow removal and does not enforce its own sidewalk-clearing ordinance. www.instagram.com/p/DUEOfUuEfYp/

Gavin Newsom on a breakaway and he’ll just lay it in for an easy bu…

Go bonnies

i love that rightwingers genuinely seem to believe that political ideology is a set genetic inheritable trait

I was hoping for a dune bucket situation but unfortunately it is not that

American Federation of Government Employees, the largest federal employee union, also represented Alex Pretti, issued a statement Monday night calling for the resignations of DHS Secretary Kristi Noem and Deputy White House Chief of Staff Stephen Miller. abcnews.go.com/US/live-upda...

There’s a guy on Instagram that is documenting his attempt to eat 25 pounds of oats in a week. It is absolutely compelling for some reason.

americans hate it when they're shown on tv doing something cool

getting feds to say shit like this on camera with their face exposed is NUTS -- you can not reform this agency, everyone involved must go, there is no practical way to root out all of these guys

Really hard to be excited about this but I don't think its a bad move

INBOX: Richmond DSA and other groups are organizing against a proposed processing center north of the city in Hanover County, and looking to pack the house at the county board meeting tomorrow night (1/28).

Pope Leo’s top U.S. ally — Cardinal Joseph Tobin — calls on Congress to defund ICE.

Personal news: played a solid round of timeguessr this morning

Sean McDermott Expresses Gratitude To The People, If You Want To Call Them That, Of Buffalo https://theonion.com/sean-mcdermott-expresses-gratitude-to-the-people-if-you-want-to-call-them-that-of-buffalo/

This was murder. Pretti did not initiate the confrontation. He didn’t strike them. He didn’t brandish his gun. They tackled him, beat him, disarmed him, and shot him.

Hakeem Jeffries resign today. Do it you little coward fuck

Yeah, Stephen Miller might go down as one of the evilest people in history. An absolute monstrous ghoul causing irreparable harm to the world.