die wilden barbaren aus dem osten gegen uns noble zivilisierte aus dem westen.

The Gorton and Denton result is fantastic for several reasons, but easily the funniest one is that the Tories got so few votes that they LOST THEIR DEPOSIT.

Die Grünen haben in England eine Lokalwahl gewonnen, die weit mehr Bedeutung hat als eine Lokalwahl. Gorton& Denton sind kleine Orte im Raum Manchester und gehören zu den ärmsten Gegenden UKs. War immer eine Bank für Labour mit gut über 50%. Bis Reform daher kam. Aber statt Reform wurde es grün!

I bims 1 neugewähltes Kreisvorstandamitglied 🤭

being vulnerable enough to tell people how much you care about them is infinitely more brave than pretending be above love and using edginess as a method of self-preservation

They won't start with banning birth control. First they'll lie about it. Then dictate who can prescribe it, use it, fund it, in what forms, and for how long. Suddenly, your doctor won't call you back. I know this is what they'll do because it's what they're doing to transgender healthcare right now.

Oh nein, die Männer-Egos im KV sind heute wieder besonders sensibel. Anscheinend ist es Abwertung zu sagen, dass nicht jede*r die Möglichkeit hat dort einen Berufsabschluss zu erlangen, wo man auch zur Schule gegangen ist. Damit missachtet man mittelständische Betriebe. Kannste dir nicht ausdenken

Oh nein, die Androhung einer Vorstandsmitgliedschaft wird immer realistischer, mir wurde eben noch mal gesagt, ich soll mich darauf einstellen, dass ja 2 Plätze nachzubesetzen sind. Nur ein bisschen Panik, haha.

Letz go even bigger and better,,, ALL Female US Olympians and Paralympian medalists are invited out to celebrate in Viva Las Vegas for the SHE GOT GAME Weekend ,,, Hit a guy up and LETZ GOOO

it really is astonishing; this was the first men’s hockey gold since the literal miracle on ice and they couldn’t manage six hours before they turned themselves into the dipshit brigade for 60% of the country

Am Morgen nach dem Heizhammer berät der Wirtschaftsausschuss über Gasbohrungen in der Nordsee. Als Sachverständige der Union geladen: ein Lobbyist der Gasbranche und ein Anwalt der Gaskonzerne. www.bundestag.de/ausschuesse/...

Everyone needs to train their classic school bully reflexes. See these in the wild and just *yoink* hey nice pervert specs what are you a kind of mega pedo? Then get a chant going with the other folks in the cafe, break the glasses and laugh way louder than normal. They will learn.

Yeah this is now my favourite rugby photo ever, the grinning head on him!

And you thought the ouroboros eating itself was a metaphor… 🐍

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

"You have to change the way you write because it might look like AI wrote it!" I'm not adjusting shit. I write how I write, get out of my fucking face with your LLM bullshit. Not my problem if you rot your brain with that garbage.

Nach über 150 Jahre gibt es wieder Riesenschildkröten auf der Galápagos-Insel Floreana. Sie wurden u.a. aus dem Genmaterial der ausgestorbenen Schildkrötenart Chelonoidis niger niger gezüchtet. 🐢🐢🐢 Es gibt zu viele negative News, deswegen poste ich jeden Tag eine #guteNewsdesTages.

/empörte Uchiha-Geräusche

"We owe conspiracy theorists a huge apology" No we fucking don't. They were talking about a secret conspiracy of gay trans Jewish lizard people. The Epstein files uncovered a conspiracy of rich, straight, white, right-wing Christian men, which these motherfuckers never even considered.

Think it’s time for billionaires to learn that their wealth being taxed is in fact the most moderate solution to society’s billionaire problem.

eye hath not seen, nor ear heard, nor is it known unto the human heart, the magnitude of hate Pope Leo has for JD Vance specifically

Having watched Germany v Belgium...maybe one win per #REC is all we can hope for, after all.It was a glorious win, for what that's worth, but man it has to be tough on the team to have two losses like that straight afterwards. It's obvious they work hard, but things just didn't click at all today :(

The only thing that could have made this game more entertaining would have been if Peter O’Mahony had unretired exclusively for the purpose of coming off the bench to give Pollock an earful

"Unalive" "grape" "seggs" This has got to stop. Do people hear themselves? Its like talking to a particularly sensitive toddler. We can't remove serious words from our language just because we're afraid some fickle algorithm will show our posts to less people

That wasn’t a ‘haha Wales are in front how funny’ match. That was a proper ‘Wales are hard as nails’ game. Have genuinely missed the feeling.

This somehow might be the best game I've ever seen Jamison Gibson-Park play. And he's been one of the best 9s in the world for five years.

-> Build your entire game around winning aerial contests -> Pick a winger who is dogshit in the air -> Wonder why the plan isn't working anymore

The most important thing for England this week was to not panic and not overreact or lose confidence in what they were doing that had led to 18 straight wins. This is - emotionally, spiritually, ecumenically - the polar fucking opposite of all that.

At this point we do have to consider the possibility that Scottish-qualified Henry Arundell has been the most effective and devastating sleeper agent since Season 1 of Homeland.

Adorable! 🥹

Seit September 2024 zahlen Krankenkassen die RSV-Impfungen bei Neugeborenen. Hamburg hat nun Daten geteilt: RSV-Infektionen bei Säuglingen sind um 80% gesunken 💉💉💉 Es gibt zu viele negative News, deswegen poste ich jeden Tag eine #guteNewsdesTages.

I regularly see people wondering how it's possible that there are so many musicians and writers and film makers and artists from a tiny nation like Iceland. And the answer is really simple: State funding for art education and artists. I literally get a salary from the government to write books.

Guardian 🌿

I can’t believe you lefty Luddites hate tech so much that you embrace mRNA vaccines, heat pumps, electric bikes, hybrid work, renewable power (and awesome advancements in storage), space telescopes, and hot/cold running water but reject the planet destroying plagiarism enrich the worst people bots!

Die Tatsache, dass für mein Hirn es super anstrengend ist, wenn ich einfach 30 Minuten auf einer warmen Fangopackung liege statt "produktiv" zu sein, sagt bestimmt auch nur gute Dinge über meinen aktuellen Grad der Entspannung 🥲

People talk about this stuff in terms of how much it'll suck for gaming and I hate to inform you how many MRI machines, X-Rays, all sorts of other vital machinery are just a Windows IoT Edition PC in a beige plastic box with a big magnet/accelerator/whatever attached.

Moin an alle aus dem Norden: Es gibt noch Plätze! Am nächsten Freitag noch nix Schönes vor? Dann komm auch noch dazu. Hier findest du alle Infos: christinekaemmer.com/events/Schre... #schreibwerkstatt #schreiben

Ich liebe es, wenn Boomer-Kollegen mich in Mails an meinen Büroleiter CC setzen, weil etwas noch nicht erledigt ist und dann, wenn ich Anrufe und sage, man hätte auch direkt reden können, war es ja gar nicht so gemeint. Ist klar, Udo, deswegen hast du es ja auch SO geschrieben 🙄

Me whenever I have to communicate with other human beings #anxiety

Eine Erhöhung der Mehrwertsteuer wäre so ziemlich der ungerechteste und dümmste Weg, den man gehen kann, um den Haushalt zu sanieren.

And if you’re wondering “Why is there a blob in the back?” Well, that’s where the first woman president was supposed to go. More than a century later, it remains unsculpted.

Gang. GANG. LLM DETECTORS ARE ALSO LLMs AND PRONE TO THE EXACT SAME ERRORS. STOP USING THEM.

The question is always, if this company is worth a trillion dollars what trillion dollar problem is it fixing and the only possible answer to that question in the instance of A.I. is “wages.”

Everywhere this man goes he should be treated as if he murdered millions of children, because he did.

Lotta “art shouldn’t be political” takes going around (including from faculty at my art program) and I just have to say: wow fuck that

In hindsight perhaps letting the most antisocial techbros decide how we communicate whilst also letting them have full control over what art becomes popular with their algorithms was a terrible idea.

i can’t think about deer anymore without thinking of this tweet

*pinches nose* Time for your quarterly reminder that degenerate is a Nazi term, indicating the literal degeneration of a gene pool. Things this referred to: interracial marriage! Queerness! Disability! It pretty much indicates they don’t think you’re human! It’s not a cutesy way to say “leftist”

people say so many things about my cats