Or a clean shaven guy with a flute who plays percussion with his filthy bare feet 🥵

Cuck Norris was maga trash. Fuck him about time he go his ass kicked

afroman is pretty cool but have you met male pattern baldness man 😓

I think this is a good time to remind folks that King Gizzard pulled all their music from Spotify but has every album of theirs (all 5,284 of them) for sale as pay-what-you-want on Bandcamp. Absolute baller move.

Hopefully he dies tonight

March 19, 2026) Bluegrass album is coming along nicely

We really dont give a fuck about our fellow humans in this country

Me when no new gizz album in months #kglw #kinggizzard

Bro this video of the police officer crying while they make her listen to the entire 3 minute slow soulful jam Afro Man wrote about her eating pussy is high art. It just keeps going. Feels like an ITYSL sketch. Eventually there’s keytar. 10/10

I find the “the mean leftists were rooting against Team USA because they hate America 😠” schtick very funny as someone who remembers what their lot had to say about the USWNT when Megan Rapinoe was playing.

it’s incredibly blackpilling to me that it takes rising gas prices and rising gas prices alone to have people turn against the war in iran, and not the american government murdering thousands of children and civilians in iran. americans are incredibly selfish

Meta is shutting down its VR metaverse on June 15th.

Randy Walters Is A Son Of A Bitch

Understand this: The next time you get gas and pay 4 or 5 dollars per gallon, that gas you are buying today was imported, produced, or manufactured at around $70/barrel by big oil. However, you are paying as if it was produced at over $100/barrel. Big oil is ripping us all off.

My wife is re-watching Beverly Hills 90210. It’s one of the later seasons. One of the B-plots is the 60- year old Peach Pit owner, reunited with an old highschool flame. He knocked her up!!! They showed this 60-year old lady giving birth.

Graduating high school before ChatGPT is like having a brain made of recovered steel from warships old enough to not have been weakened by atomic bomb isotopes.

If you reply to news of the deceased with an AI generated condolences’ message, best believe i am calling that out

This is why I haven't left the country since last spring and I carry my passport with me regularly now. He said he wants to take my citizenship away and send me back to my birthplace. He says it's only for criminals, but we have seen who ICE is detaining and it's not the criminals.

torrents are undefeated: www.404media.co/the-removed-...

They blew up USAid and doomed millions to an agonizing death but a video of them being an idiot on camera is causing reputational damage

someone at work today was demonstrating how to convert an image of a lake into a JSON file and i said “don’t do that on Friday the 13th” to blank stares sometimes you just gotta take the shot

"A vote for Harris means sending your kids to war"

Personally, I love cranking it with friends.

the signs

There must be some real shit in the Epstein files

Difficult to emphasize just how much a generation of kids has been taught that being dishonest, superficial, and narcissistic is the pathway to attention and therefore success

Who would have guessed that the legal system in America was so fragile that a single crazy president could ignore the whole thing, from the Constitution right down to state laws? Why does the Supreme Court and Congress let this demented moron act like the dictator of a banana republic?

9/11 was an Outside job

I think one of the most gaslighting things Phish fans say is "the band doesn't owe you anything" Actually, yes they do. They owe us to practice before they go on tour, play new jam structures, and make sure what I'm paying for a ticket price is actually worth going to.

does it really matter if you go through life being an assehole if you are "doing it as a joke"

Waving my dick in the wind I'm waving my, dick in the wind

If you’re roughly my age, it’s wild to reflect on the optimism for the future Americans felt when Obama was elected — young Americans spontaneously took to the streets to celebrate! — and contrast with what we face today. The falloff over the past 18 years is hard to process.

it is genuinely very funny how many big name/shop analysts have gone on tv in the last 24-48hr and been like "man we didn't think this administration would be so stupid" like, come on

Some of you talking like there is going to be accountability for any of this bullshit. So much wasted energy in hoping for better when it’s not coming. I save my hopes for the aliens. #we’llmakegreatpets

Their guy said he'd pardon the J6 insurrectionists--and then shockingly did it. I haven't heard any potential Democratic candidate promise to pardon everybody arrested for protesting ICE. That'd go a long way toward showing me they're opposition and not just controlled.

They blew up an elementary school Tom www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

My brother, we had to explain a 1/3 pound burger was bigger than a quarter pound burger and still failed

Oct 7 was the day BiBi chose to ignore the alerts of a terrorist attack Funny that Israeli defense contractors have had record profits ever since

So let me get this straight ... 1. US bombs Iran 2. Oil price goes up a bit, benefitting Russia's petrostate 3. Russia gives Iran targeting info 4. Oil price shoots WAY up 5. US unsanctions Russian oil

Marathon video game is pretty cool

No one told me that the comedian Gallagher, and his fill-in brother, Gallagher two, were actually NOT the Oasis Gallagher brothers 🤔

Waiting for the administration to say the spike in gas prices isn't actually a big deal because so many Americans are losing their jobs and won't have to drive to work anymore.

Why is it that all those staunch UK patriots waving flags and shouting about ‘taking back control’ are urging us to be subservient to a foreign power and join them in an illegal war?

bUt WhAt If YoUr FaVoRiTe CeLeBrITy iS iN tHe EpStEiN fILeS Kill them with a hammer. That's it.

Stop literally everything. Steve Albini's Fugazi sessions, widely bootlegged and full of lore, now available officially for the first time. fugazi.bandcamp.com/album/albini...

Screaming

Do the Israeli soldiers know they are fighting to bring about Jesus' return?