Julian Lage is currently the world’s best guitarist, and the craziest shit is, he’s getting better

gas station hot dog roller is the only medbed i’ll ever need

NEW: ICE agents violently arrested a man in a busy Hyattsville, MD intersection this week, at one point brandishing guns and pointing them at bystanders. I spoke to multiple witnesses—including a local priest whose church is a sanctuary for undocumented people: www.thehandbasket.co/p/ice-agents...

Clearly shows how untrained these morons are by the way he doesn’t properly secure his firearm at all & just shoves it into his belt like a jackass. These are not officers, they are weekend warriors given a badge.

“He [the ICE officer] was trying to guide traffic with his gun in his hand as the skirmish was going on. Life was going on as usual, and at the same time, this horrifying scene was playing out.”

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I love all your ticket melts. It give me life.

Everything MAGA just reeks of Loser

TIL you can't get an açaí bowl in Ireland

everybody knows if you slam a scissor its gonna tear, if you scissor a slam its gonna pinch like cutting wrapping paper

This fucking tool just won’t go away

TIL there is a distinct difference between “scissoring” and “clam-slamming”

If you trusted the FBI and DHS prior to January 2025 and you are just now starting to lose confidence in them...here's a fun wikipedia article for you to peruse: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

so Taper's Choice fucking rules

Saw someone post about how it's really fucked up that we all have to speculate about whether or not the FBI manufactured evidence to back their version of events. The thing is, you should always suspect that about law enforcement—these guys are just more clown-ish and obvious about it.

JD Vance is a gaslighting fascist fuck.

Stop disappearing people with no criminal record, stop threatening their children to lure them into being captured, stop encouraging citizens to rat each other out, stop censoring comedians and academics, stop weaponizing the law, stop whipping up hate at the most vulnerable. Then maybe.

I have no idea who shot at the ICE facility or why, & hard to trust this FBI director. Murder is always inexcusable. Now, the idea that people are mad at ICE because of ‘Democrats’ rhetoric’ & not because of daily videos of masked ICE agents assaulting people, including citizens, is for the birds.

Remember they want you to fight a culture war so you do not fight the class war. #eattherich #fuckallpoliticians

Those silly evangelists had a typo today is actually raptor day Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur

I would think that with all that money, they could put some Orange on his ears too

Steve Silberman is not here to shout it — so it’s up to all of us. Vaccines don’t cause autism. Neither does Tylenol. (I mean seriously WTF?!?!) The “epidemic” of autism is the result of increased testing, broader definitions, and raised awareness. LOUDER.

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

Rapture huh? I hope it works out for the Evangelicals. Be nice to finally get some peace and quiet around here

Steve Silberman is so pissed about this Tylenol bullshit that he's screaming from the afterlife he didn't even believe in. Increased rates of autism are due to testing, a broadened definition, and greater awareness. It's not vaccines. It's not Tylenol. It's like his work never happened.

It’s over. I’m calling it. This is the number two Halloween candy behind 100 Grand

Dave’s Energy Guide is not a real song you’ve all been bamboozled

Go fash, lose cash

Yul Brynner is responsible for sushi coming to America

Naperville, IL DMV has a bar directly next door.

Thanks

Worth remembering that Walt Disney named names during the McCarthy era.

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

Trans rights = human rights

TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS

Luckily, Sinclair has a helpful database of all their stations, so you can see if they're operating in your area and respond accordingly. sbgi.net/tv-stations/

I know we keep focusing on Colbert and Kimmel as we should, but we also need to remember there are hundreds of people who work for these shows who also just lost their jobs because of this bullshit, and most of them are probably not millionaires.

Press warned to back up as DHS police take lawmakers were taken away in zip ties, among them Comptroller Brad Lander and 10 other state reps including Bobby Carol, Marcela Mitayanes, Julia Salazar, Emily Gallagher, Jabari Brisport, Jessica Gonzalez Rojas,... story TK

Just now, 11 state and city lawmakers were arrested by DHS police on the 10th floor of 26 Federal Plaza after a hour of demanding access to the ICE lock up on the same floor. @thecity.nyc

This person hasn’t figured out that it’s the 1st Amendment we are defending.

Just so I'm clear: TV host says we should kill every homeless person? No big deal TV host says the right must "go to war" with the left? Pfft. TV host says the government is cracking down on critics? Well, the government cracks down on him for the criticism. Free speech, everyone.

After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like.

Don't be chickenshit.

Jarvis: I hate to say this to my friends here at CNN, mass media is dying, so they're taking the last of these vestiges of institutions that matter and they're trying to turn them into propaganda organs under threat from the head of the FCC

What America is going through is not unusual in historical terms. Plenty of examples like it today elsewhere in the world. What makes it unusual is the rapid collapse from a set of widely espoused norms and values that centered on liberty. It is the sacking of the shining city on hill that shocks.

Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.