Trey heard you all groan when Bouncin started and jammed it to spite you.

you don't say

Crazy how People is the remaining publication that just goes for the jugular.

Mitch McConnell hasn’t been seen or heard from in 25 days in the hospital. Yet he still has a job, still getting paid, and getting unlimited world class healthcare. The man who voted against a living wage, against universal healthcare, and against guaranteed paid leave, is now getting all three.

Listen I do think that soccer unites people, especially the World Cup. It’s the greatest sporting event in the world. But all that foreigners falling in love with American culture content? The fawning over wal mart, bbq beef ribs and Buc-ee’s? That shit is the most obvious fed propaganda psyop.

🚨 New Gizzard alert 🚨

I love a good old butterknife screwdriver

Gov. Beshear should demand proof of life. If his state has lost a senator, its people deserve to know and deserve a replacement. The seat doesn‘t belong to the Republican Party.

BREAKING: WASHINGTON (AP) — Evacuation ordered for events at National Mall as storms gather near Washington ahead of Trump's July 4th speech.

It sucks that the Patriot Front shitheads are marching in our capitol today but take comfort in the fact that they know they are so unpopular that they have to cover their stupid, punchable, faces. Remember, outing, firing, and even causing a fascist to cry is standing on the side of good.

Happy 4th of July….

I’m naming my band Vicious Sneering Odium

The entire city is on edge right now. It’s 96 degrees, we’re interrupted every 5 min by the sound of low-flying fighter jets, and the president has managed to ruin July 4th. Quietly muttering to myself: “just wait until IT happens. Everyone will be so happy when IT happens. It’ll be incredible…”

Imagine what the Democratic Party would be like if it fought the GOP as hard as it fights progressives.

Clarence Thomas says the 14th Amendment should be read narrowly because it was written for formerly enslaved people. By that logic, the 2nd Amendment was written for muskets, not AR-15s. Funny how that kind of originalism only shows up when it's convenient.

Terri Gross just referred to Piss Christ on Fresh Air

This was released today in 1995. I played it nonstop my senior year in HS. The Harry Hood is still one of my all time favorites. Time to blast this all day today!

Why are the US media and Democratic politicians so averse to recognizing that SCOTUS judges can be impeached?

He’s actually making a strong case for a Dem takeover. Given the abysmal approval ratings it seems the public would like to see these things come to pass. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️😂

Hey if ICE is using medicaid information to arrest immigrants it means 2 things; 1. The immigrants aren't undocumented. 2. They actively and knowingly arrest people that are here legally.

Massie: "I think it's ironic that we control the House, Senate, Supreme Court, and the White House, and we're yelling 'election fraud'? I mean, we won all the damn elections."

Samuel Alito's dad was born in Calabria, Italy in 1914, which was a completely failed state shithole at the time. You either spent your life farming dirt or got killed at 16 working for an Ndrangheta underboss. Now his son spends all day panicking about uncivilized Haitians.

BREAKING: Alligator Alcatraz has officially closed. A lot of outlets won’t report on this, but the Miccosukee Tribe played a key role in the fight.

You know who else has never assimilated? Everyone who keeps flying that fucking Confederate flag.

An American just got sentenced to 30 years in federal prison for moving “Antifa” zines and there’s about 1000x as much media coverage of Trump’s reflecting pool 👍

Jesus Christ. Run your own fucking campaign how you want. But don't go out of your way to give Republicans ammo against Democrats running in other districts. Such stupid assholes.

king gizzard if u were real u would play searching at fov

Japan v Sweden World Cup is getting goooooooood

“If a giraffe had a normal-sized neck we’d all just be like “so what”” - paul f tompkins

holy shit this game is going to be dope

Lol. ROFL. LMAO even… get fucking rekt losers

But what will we do without the moderates to compromise with the Nazis?!

Rep. Dan Goldman has been unseated by Mamdani-backed Brad Lander. Get fucked, centrists.

i played angiene du poitrine for a friend this weekend and i could tell they wanted to understand

Any Democrat willing to take these monster’s money should be ferociously purged from the party.

A decade or so from now, Joe Biden's long-awaited second term will see him finally pull the last U.S. forces out of the Reflecting Pool. they suffer heavy casualties.

Cup Game in 007 First Light is rigged.

“Here is another example of a crazy pro-algae (likely paid) protestor.”

it will be an amazing energy when current POTUS is six feet under and pushing daisies. the 1st Amendment is a beautiful thing

Trump says he is suing ABC News for "false reporting" (not a thing) over its reporting on the Reflecting Pool.

I cannot get over him repeatedly saying the reflecting pool didn’t work. my man, you’re literally talking about physics. it always works.

Here's a stark reminder that Jimmy Fallon is a charlatan and a fucking loser dweeb. I DGAF that he toussled Tr*mp's hair. he's trying to "both sides" a thing that absolutely doesn't need Jimmy Fallon to comment on

I don’t get the Marty Supreme love.

Trump is so wound up about his reflecting pool and his ballroom and all his other interior decorating obsessions that I honestly think a simple online ad campaign mocking his shoddy work might seriously cause him to have a stroke.

This is how i perform with my local improv group: “Shhh, let me talk”

The thing about the movie Face/Off is there really were a lot of easier solutions to their problems then taking their faces off and switching them, that’s why it rarely happens in the real world

[with tears in my eyes] dudes rock