Movement Festival in detroit this weekend. It’s the “Yang” to my jamband/king gizzard “Ying”

I’m awake im chicago at 7am but it’s 5am in my west coast brain and i can’t cope

NEW: The Colorado Democratic Party has formally condemned and censured Governor Jared Polis for granting clemency to Tina Peters. Polis is hereby banned from speaking or being honored at party events. 90% of CDP central committee members voted to reprimand Polis.

No, Thomas Massie is not going to release the Epstein Files, or name names. Elites do not hold elites accountable, publicly. Yes, he will use the knowledge he has from whatever committee he served on to blackmail his way onto corporate boards and secure his next positions of power

Two officers who defended the Capitol against the Jan 6 rioters just sued to block Trump's $1.8 billion slush fund. Check out their standing argument, it's pretty interesting:

Guillotines are recession proof

Joey Walker is entering his Joey Walker phase

JUST IN! 'Sojourn' by CAVS Second solo work from King Gizzard drummer Michael ‘CAVS’ Cavanagh, pulling from psych, krautrock, spiritual jazz, samba, and Afrobeat. www.normanrecords.com/records/2150...

It's just so good, and the more so the more I listen to it. CAVS | Sojourn #CAVS #KGLW #MildLife #Music #MusicSky

"I DONT CARE THAT HES TAKING BILLIONS! WHATS WRONG IS THAT HUNTER BIDEN WAS GETTING PAID FOR BEING BIDENS SON!!!" ID RATHER PAY MORE FOR EVERYTHING AND HAVE MY TAX DOLLARS STOLEN THAN LET THAT CACKLING WOMAN BE PRESIDENT!!!"

SIGN OF THE DAY…

I think the reason I've been a little ambiently mad all day is because January 6th rioters are statistically the most likely group of pedophiles in the world and they clubbed a guy to death and they're going to be rich from the tax money that I give to the country I live in.

LET ME GET THIS RIGHT: Jan 6th was a Dem hoax and the demonstrators were Antifa. Why this Diaper Donnie paying members of Antifa for demonstrating, wouldn’t he want Antifa members be jailed?

Hahahahahahahaha

I have absolutely no interest in any connecting the dots between The Goonies and "gooning"

So you CAN get reparations you just have to be a reactionary white person who tries to overthrow the government because black votes shouldn’t count

Democrats should be saying anybody who takes this stolen money will see the government coming after them to claw it back.

Remember when the Supreme Court said a president lacked the power to forgive $20,000 of student debt for Pell Grant recipients and the White House just said "Oh, okay"

They're stealing billions of your money to pay off violent right-wing psychos while doing everything in their power to spike gas up to $5 a gallon, make groceries into a luxury and hand the country over to the oligarchs who want to permanently replace you.

These guys really could have sold AI as “this is going to make your lives better.” Instead they picked “this is going to take your job and ruin all the art you love and you better embrace it or get left behind.” And they expect applause at commencement speeches!

F*ck this f*cking guy. When can my CO friends vote him the f*ck out? Loser boot licker sh*t right here.

Please tell me this is real!

Feeling pretty accomplished after seeing the comedy bit where the guy says tripping at Sphere is like riding a double black diamond. I may not know how to ski or snowboard but I do know how to do some other things extremely well.

As a new person to phish I did not realize they covered The Who so much lol this rules

No, I don’t want to watch the Pat McAffee show.

Brett Meiselas says RFK Jr. blaming teenagers' sperm and Dr. Oz saying Americans are "under babied" are not only weird—they miss the point. The reason people aren't having kids is simple: income inequality has become so extreme that Americans can barely afford housing and food, let alone raise kids.

John Roberts can go fuck himself in Clarence Thomas' RV

I coulda bought my own house if it weren’t for Jon Fishman

John Roberts can go fuck himself

I have always believed that teens are the adults of the future.

Trump’s “made in America” smart phone isn’t going to be made in America. It might not ever be made at all. And they aren’t offering refunds. Go figure. I love this for all the idiots that preordered one.

Im a polar bear in denial I can’t help but hate the heat

Burn down the Supreme Court

Pretty cool how one side gets to cheat and the other isn’t allowed to win fairly

Is the spider ok??

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Animals know something humans don’t

I worked with mentally challenged people as a kid, in a center meant to provide job opportunities and what not. The people i interacted with were some of the kindest, empathetic, enthusiastic and coolest people i knew. My mom worked there and i came thru because it felt like the right thjng to do.

The supermarket that I shop at employs mentally challenged. They are greeters, baggers, and perform other functions. They are normally pleasant and happy to have a purpose. I like shopping there, it's a reminder that there's room in this world for all of us.

Newt Gingrich is a Fucking cunt

Unearthed reports reveal that RFK Jr. fired every full-time CDC cruise ship sanitation inspector ahead of the Hantavirus cruise ship outbreak. www.cbsnews.com/news/cdc-cru...

its true that i dont understand how the supreme court operates. for example do you get the free RV and house for your mom before or after issuing favorable rulings? is it a *wink wink* deal or more explicit? these are the things the general public doesnt understand

Dirt is really just some rocks that have seen some shit

Rolo is the GOAT candy

Happy cinco de Pizza Day

Matt Taibbi is a weaselly little bitch, sue me Matt

So lemme get this right: a $200 million ballroom financed by the oligarchs is now a $1 billion ballroom paid for by American tax money? www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...