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I was in the top 5% of jerkin' offers in 2025

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This is a *really* good video It is not only great at picking apart every excuse that people used to try to exonerate Louis It also tells its story in a very personal POV way of what a lot of fans felt reconciling his actions Man, fuck Louis CK www.youtube.com/watch?v=93nM...

@9thcloudlyfe.blacksky.app u like milk?! 😂

lobster dumplings sounds immaculate

Let’s see what the Sean perv diddler combs doc is all doin

Damn. Too young

I'm at the combination

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Ro Khanna to Hillary Clinton: Don't ‘Disparage the Intelligence of Young People’ on Israel zeteo.com/p/ro-khanna-...

THE PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS

All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”

“Elon Musk’s charitable foundation grew larger than ever in 2024. But, for the fourth year in a row, the huge charity failed to give away the minimum amount required by law — and the donations it did make went largely to charities closely tied to Mr. Musk himself.” www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/u...

YouTube recap 2025

if all the people who thought this way disappeared the world would be unequivocally better in every way

I guess the T stands for hate.

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Since theres not one link to this story over here variety.com/2025/politic...

Breaking: The US lost 32,000 jobs in November, far worse than expected. Small businesses were the hardest hit.

Border town cashes in on cannabis sales

CFB insider rips into Dan Lanning's hypocrisy after Oregon HC takes shot at SEC scheduling following win vs. USC

Dan Lanning confirms that both Will Stein and Tosh Lupoi will coach during Oregon's CFP run 247sports.com/college/oreg...

I finished The Walking Dead….. I am emotionally unavailable. 😭 If you want to see the full playthrough I put it all on youtube! Link below 👇🏾

Hold on bubba, whats happening in the background at the :18 mark?

Had Raising Cane’s for the first time today. Their fries, tenders and sauce are FAR superior to Zaxby’s. Slaw was bussin too.

Leave transgender people alone

There is only one college job I worry about him leaving for and it ain’t gonna be open for quite awhile.

Will Cain is a whole bitch who got wrecked in sports and had to go shake ass for racists for money

Reminder that Sam Altman is being sued by his younger sister for sexual abuse.

He too is also a violent abusive misogynistic piece of shit who knows too many folks skeletons which is why he’s “protected”.

Rasslin is in the mud. Sad turn of events from a couple few years ago

Would much rather the ducks go after nyck harbor instead of Chris Henry.

When they put a Thinkpiece in your mentions

Dear lord with the 1972 ass issues. Shut the fuuuuuuuck up

Perv Diddy doc sounds like must see tv I can not fib

I guess they don’t mind the 🧊 ads

The Athletic’s 2026 mock draft has the Raiders taking Dante Moore which would mean that 3/4 QBs in the AFC West were drafted from Oregon lol

This man is a straight up weirdo 😭

I LOVE cliches. I’ll say ‘the proof is in the puddin.’

#USC_Hoops picks up their first @b1gmbb.bsky.social win by beating Oregon on the road to remain undefeated. The Trojans won without Rodney Rice and Dickerson, who didnt play in the 2nd half after a hard fall in the first half #FightOn #USC ✌️

Drinking straight rum out of a Christmas mug while picking fights with men on the internet and watching Ken Burns, who knew happiness was this simple??

My most-used words in 2025 were: 1. "shit" (460×) 2. "crazy" (227×) 3. "fucking" (222×) 4. "yall" (197×) 5. "damn" (185×) See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest

AEW Dynamite, Nov 26 on TBS: 512,000 viewers; 0.10 P18-49 rating | TV ratings analysis www.patreon.com/posts/144941...

The Clintons (boffem) suck incredible amounts of ass, are corrupt, and can be blamed for a ton of where we’re at right now.

Something we don't talk about enough is that Hillary Clinton, in addition to being evil, is stupid.

Salute to the realest white man this country has ever produced, o7

Rand Paul just posted this letter from the Coast Guard confirming that 1/4 of the boats they stop carry no contraband. The likelihood that Hegseth & Bradley ordered the murder of innocent civilians is very high.