Virginia v nc state in Brazil is hilarious to me. Like why 😂

🗣️ CHARLOTTE FUCKING HORNETS

gooooooodness me

Now you know folks like them ain’t got the real life social skills to make that happen.

Bert KKKirshner is temu Robert Riggle

Makes sense since Bert isn’t neither a comedian nor funny.

Paying for a social media app is all time loser shit. Supreme geek activities. Get yo ugly ass outside and make some friends

First-ever The Enni Way podcast about the @mariners.com features ESPN's @minakimes.bsky.social! Ms fans having an "are we winners now?" identity crisis; her current favorite Mariner (spoiler: the one who loves dogs); and we discuss her epic Griffey cake 👨‍🍳💋 open.substack.com/pub/sarahenn...

How I feel knowing the Seattle Mariners have their Opening Game and I’m going with my best friend:

The legislation by Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Sen. Bernie Sanders is unlikely to advance in either the House or Senate, but it shows the deep concerns many progressives share about the growing impact of data centers and artificial intelligence. https://to.pbs.org/4tavdl3

I swear every mutual has a different baseball team. Love it.

Dodge * magnum. But whatever

Omg so many celebrities wanna follow me . That’s crazy! 😑

I play the lamest phone games you ever seen 👨🏼‍🦳

"Ladies is pimps too." - Jay-Z (Upon meeting Ghislaine Maxwell)

Jesse Ventura urges Barron Trump to enlist in the military.

seeing that thing about throat cancer from BJs is reminding me that i never got the 3rd HPV dose, let me make that appointment now LOL

Never defend celebrities. We do not know these people.

Bari Weiss Is ‘Rolling Out the Red Carpet’ for Pete Hegseth Not even Fox or Newsmax have had the defense secretary on. Plus, what a new study says about Fox, white viewers, and a neo-Nazi conspiracy theory, on the latest 'Ragebait' from @justinbaragona.bsky.social zeteo.com/p/bari-weiss...

bluebonnet szn

Cam’rom voice: Yeah I’m like Jack Reacher/ they tryna to jack Reacher/and if Cam meet ya/ imma let that jack teach ya/ yeah Imma jacked preacher/tool-toting gat reacher/ shorty asked me could she jack teacher/ in her off the rack t-shirt/ showed me that crack feature/ then I let that jack reach her

Posters from the last two years of Bumbershoot, designed by Portland graphic artist Dan Stiles, are half off through March 31 1 at Conscious Alliance with the code HAPPYBDAY50. consciousalliance.org

When you finish a project and can finally close those 72 browser tabs

Wednesday

UK activist group release a video showing members approaching Larry Ellison, super yacht and labeling it “the Trump propagandist“‼️

WOW! This ad from Iran.

get their asses

No idea if it’s true but it seems extremely likely.

With ICE's public approval in the toilet, the agency is quietly paying off local police to act as bounty hunters carrying out its immigration mission www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...

Drip

BLEWP!

Hannah Montana’s appeal stretched past gender, culture or race and found home even with those who looked or spoke nothing like her. Those fans are now young adults reflecting on how the pop star’s duality informed their identity and secrets, too. https://cnn.it/4c5vzUc

Ricochet is just a bald lewser

Charlotte. HORNETS. Send

I read "fishmonger" in an old renaissance history and thought was referring to "fishmogging" which is something me and the boys do when we hit Seattle

Jesus. Did Vontaze Burfict hit this guy or something? He's got CTE so bad when he has a thought his brain makes a rattling spray-paint can noise.

Good boys

No one in ICE eats pussy.

President Trump cast a mail ballot in an upcoming Florida special election, according to Palm Beach County records, as he publicly condemns the voting method as fraudulent. nbcnews.to/4taQ8oi

Gizmo recovered. Now earless but also Cancerless <3 I love my little idiot Seal

Well, well, well

When is Dana Altman entering the transfer portal?

Get Altman TF OUTTA HERE

Mask off and then BAM black ice agents everywhere

Disney is reportedly exiting the deal it signed with OpenAI, in which it pledged to invest $1 billion in the company and agreed to license some of its characters for use in Sora

Thanks to Trump and Republicans’ Big Bad Betrayal and their $186 BILLION cut to SNAP, more than 70,000 people will die. Instead of pouring billions of dollars into Trump’s illegal war with Iran, we should be helping our neighbors.

Massive w

Treasury reports $47.78 trillion in liabilities against $6.06 trillion in assets for FY 2025. GAO issues its 29th disclaimer of opinion: accounting gaps at the Pentagon. Total obligations, including social insurance, now reach $136.2 trillion. Yet Bessent keeps spending like the bill never comes.