You know, it’s been an interesting day when a U.S. House committee sends FBI Director Kash Patel a formal inquiry asking if he’s ever blacked out from drinking, forgotten the night before, or needed morning drinks to recover. Lawmakers are demanding answers by April 28.

Victory favors those who follow the science.

Washington is pretending to look busy with phony investigations—but don't let them distract you from the cover-up. The Epstein files remain hidden, and Pam Bondi still hasn’t appeared for questioning. No hearings. No deposition date. No answers.

Arrest Jeff Bezos.

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Absolutely in this thing. Lets steal Game Two! #RIPCITY #BLAZERS

UMP TRIED TO STEAL THE WIN BUT THE ABS SAID NOT SO FAST MF

No run differential, just vibes.

NEWEST BENGAL OH SHIT BOYS THINGS ARE GETTING CRAZY #WHODEY

One reason we need new leadership is if Pelosi, or Chuck, or Hakeem say they like something, or want me to do something, I immediately distrust what ever the fuck that thing is.

I don't care for the Suns, but I will appreciate it if they send the Warriors home.

Losing track of how many members of the cabinet are being confirmed as sloppy drunks as well as wildly unqualified and criminally corrupt.

Me, about 10,000 times a day:

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” — George Orwell

Clarence Thomas ruled in favor of Citizens United. Harlan Crow's political contributions then went up 862%. Then we later find out Thomas let Crow take him on lavish trips, buy his mom's house, and help fund his wife's conservative nonprofit. But go on about how "progressivism" is a problem...

NEW: the #AlabamaPenis has been freed!

Zohran Mamdani: "A democratic socialist politics … can flourish anywhere because, frankly, there is only one majority in this country — that's the working class. It’s time we have a politics that puts them at the heart of what it is that we're pursuing and not as part of the appendix."

Me too, Bluesky, me too.

Can confirm

Things I have slowly been doing over the last year or two: 1. Removed social media from phone 2. Canceled all streaming subs 3. Nuked social media accounts (X + reddit) 4. Stopped engaging online (except here) And its just better Were not required to waste our time online consuming shitty content

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For Netanyahu, the war in Gaza was not enough. Iran was not enough. He is now waging a full-blown war of expansion in Lebanon. The time is long overdue for Congress to listen to the American people and end U.S. military aid to the extremist Israeli government.

THIS kind of "intimate" relationship between Paramount and Trump is the reason why I am testifying this afternoon before a Senate panel against the merger of Paramount and Warner Bros., which owns CNN www.thedailybeast.com/new-cbs-boss...

Imagine not being in the NBA Playoffs.

#Blazers trending on the Skyline.

Deni Avdija profesional bucket getter. 41-points scored and a 2-point Blazers lead with 16 seconds left.

PLAYOFFS!!!!! The Blazers are returning to the postseason for the first time since the 2020-21 season!

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Blazers HOT!

Republicans want all the benefits of living in America but hate everything about it. They hate the Constitution. They hate the idea of equality, freedom, and representation. It's time to completely turn the page, there is nothing of value anywhere within the party.

Rogan happily gave Trump a HUG at ufc event. ive been saying don’t believe his 🐊 tears on podcast. He still supports him and always will and would/will vote for him again. these “breaks” from the GOP and Trump by rightwing asshats are just performative theater to get u 2 like their shitty content

If Trump can’t tell the difference between Jesus and a doctor, we really need to see those cognitive tests he keeps “aceing.”

This administration has done wonders for putting a spotlight on just how many different flavors of stupid there are out there. Just a spectacular tapestry of bone headed mouth breathing incompetence.

First pick in the history of your new franchise and you pick someone who won't be available to play your first season? Not sure about that one boss.

Damn. Thats how you propaganda.

This week, I will be forcing a vote on legislation to block the sale of nearly half a billion dollars worth of bombs and bulldozers to the Israeli military. The extremist Netanyahu government that has committed genocide in Gaza does not need more military support from American taxpayers.

LETS FUCKING GO BOYS. MORE BASKETBALL TO PLAY. #RIPCITY

Time to dial it in.

Trump fawning over Paulo Costa is objectively hilarious.

WINNER WINNER

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Here's a stupid bit of news to make your day worse, or better, who knows.