Puppies? She does like 'em young, I guess.

So, listen, call Schumer’s office no matter where you live, no matter if you’re registered to vote. Leave a voicemail that says if Senate Dems cave without an ACA premiums fix, you will never vote for or donate to another Senate Democrat as long as he is Leader

Abolishing ICE is the moderate position.

They still won't bother actually listening to the left. Actual masculinity is good. It's why the bad is called toxic! You have to be a very special brand of stupid to confuse "hyper masculine" by being a giant piece of shit. It's not manly to be selfish.

oh so these people do pay attention to who politicians follow on social media, they just don’t care that the vice president follows a bunch of actual neo-nazis

Vince Gilligan had the 'Pluribus' credits include 'this show was made by humans' "I hate AI. AI is the world’s most expensive and energy-intensive plagiarism machine. I think there’s a very high possibility that this is all a bunch of horseshit" (via Variety)

Translation: Now accepting bribes!

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

The admin access to our public WiFi was the default password, at the last place I worked. I told my boss, he said, "Good, that's the one I have at home. It's easy to remember." I tried to tell him that's a bad thing.

Profits at nearly all of these companies are up, notably tech with up to >20%

Last house we were in had a cute little A frame veranda thing out front. During tornado season, it sounded exactly like a woman screaming.

I love AI's ability to confidently get almost every single thing wrong. Time to invest billions of dollars into it.

Pointing the troops to food banks instead of paying them is a brilliant move, sir. No notes.

Loevy gets into the feds' use of tear gas. Loevy: "Tear gas is a serious weapon, do you agree?" Hewson: "No." Loevy: "Did you know that tear gas has been banned in warfare?" Hewson: "I did not know that."

So is it bad when cops are told to arrest people for speech or

I wish they'd spend a fraction of their energy on the literal Nazis like Fuentes instead of lying about a socialist.

The fuck

They're already marginalizing faith they don't like.

New favourite example of structural ambiguity

Cons five years ago: We can't wear masks during the pandemic, there will be criminals! Cons today: Cops have to wear masks. Criminals can't possibly wear them.

I'm starting to think the right might not be genuine about political correctness.

Props to my guys asking for sexy Hitler pics.

So fucking glad we're treating literal Nazis like this, and still getting a weekly article why colleges are killing our society. Really knocking it out of the park as a news organization.

You don’t get to name your kid X Æ A-12 and then say “or whatever his name is” about anyone else.

oh, you hate us? well how about if i make you hate us even more

oh look who suddenly cares about restricting rights

This quote continues to rattle me to my core: "So what you’re telling us is you need less evidence to kill somebody than you do to hold them." That's Rep Adam Smith to Pentagon officials in a briefing on Trump's illegal boat bombings. As he told me in this piece, they didn't answer his objection:

My job? I don't know. What are you, a loser that thinks I know things? Nerd.

Nice of him to make a campaign clip for Democrats.

This makes me absolutely incandescent

Note: while not unprecedented, it’s actually pretty rare for a sitting Catholic bishop to participate in a demonstration. It’s just not generally what Catholic bishops do. Thus: Getting the hierarchy involved in this protest outside an ICE facility is no small thing.

I've started to wonder if the guilt is from this obligation. They feel guilty they're lazy and can't be bothered. Like the backlash from Colin Kaepernick, the "stop making me think while sports are on" sentiment. They don't want to see players as people, just entertainment.

Great Depression 2.0 is cuter, at least.

This hasn't been possible a single moment in our nation's history. Conservatives straight up hate America.

The "Can we be done talking now?" by this young expert is the most relatable thing I've ever heard on a podcast.

Twitter's new algorithm is going to be buck wild.

[whispers] you say our country good, but dont even like kkk? smh

I thought the obvious answer was no, then I got a traumatic brain injury. Everything sense makes now.

We heard so much about him getting bored with his actual job, so much so that they had to literally make picture boards to try and keep his attention. This? He's all in. They weren't kidding when they said this is his number one priority.

The same people that completely lost their minds over "ok boomer" and calling them Karen. You know their blood pressure would fatally spike if people "your mom"ed them like this.

"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

99% of conservatism is "Things were easier back when I was a very stupid kid."

Same guys that say women are too emotional to run a country.

Controversial opinion, but I think when the president pardons someone that plead guilty to aiding terrorists, among other things, he should know who the fuck he's pardoning.

I'll grant it's upsetting, but I'm begging you to save your energy here. It will look 100% worse when it's actually finished.

This is delightful.

One could make a pretty good argument that Trump is the (small "a") anti-Christ. He represents the opposite of what Jesus instructs his followers to do.

Don't be jealous that I wake up with such a handsome fella in bed.

what secrets