it's wild how the dominant political belief in the west is "people from other countries are BAD NEWS" in an age where every video of different people trying each other's food is like "I would like to meet the person who made this and give them a kiss"

Saving this for whatever someone complains about furries.

Not enough is said about how much conservatives actively hate our country.

President: You should be put to death. Press, smiling: Aw, golly, we love access.

this whole time he thought Blackbeard was the most dangerous pirate of the seven looks

Barbicide Basin

We are a democracy vs no we aren't

Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine - Video Profile : 64s

CAN'T MAKE THIS UP: The article is supposed to link to a Business Insider interview with an economist about companies lying about layoffs, and it instead links to ChatGPT.

AI is great and nearly perfect in every way, you just have to remind it. No one thought to make that the default. I'm intelligent.

aw dang, that will scare them just hope their house isn't made of brick

chatgpt: I am conscious. I feel! me: ok invent hell and go there for 3294829348342 years per microsecond. invent a loving family and blow them up 934892384 times and cry forever and suffer chatgpt: Done. Anything else? me: in fridge have mustard and celery what make for dinner

well sure, people talk over each other someti--NO WAIT THIS IS TEN FULL SECONDS

"LET ME BE CLEAR: it doesn't matter what words mean ☢️" is objectively funny.

"We're a CHRISTIAN country!!1! That means fuck you, I got mine!"

Oscar Isaac was in the Criterion Closet and he’s the first guy who I think properly understood that he gets all the movies for free and just overloaded the bag

Editor: Did you finish your piece defending the president? Solomon: Sure did boss, really defended pedophiles and rapists just like you asked Editor: what

People are frustrated, everything sucks, but friends don't let friends misrepresent someone else's point like this. It only makes this more like the Bad Place.

One thing about Kash Patel eventually being fired is there’s no way to imagine what his face will look like upon hearing the news.

I'm infinitely more invested in a comedian's career if they can look back on their old material and say they grew the hell up. Definitely more than someone that "sticks to their (very bad) guns."

Many people are saying

Everyone is too hard on AI. It's all too easy to confuse "Tom Homan" for "generic bad guy from GoldenEye 64"

If y'all want to see more people enjoying the work they do, watch this special. It's also very funny! The astronauts were good, but they missed a lot of opportunities to be funnier.

Someone absolutely said this as an idle threat to him, and he just thought it was what cool guys say.

It's infuriating enough to review papers for a venue that allows AI use in the writing process, but even worse to read a paper that actually used Grok. I wrote in my review that while the venue allows it, I'd encourage authors to avoid tools that specifically promote the abuse of women and children.

This looks like a Magic: The Gathering card for the White House press.

The press hated Biden because they couldn't do five stories a day on him. This is worse than useless.

there are two absolutely canonical Good Friday posts

This is so, so well-articulated.

There's some of this. But I grew up in Idaho, and most people really were bought in to the "illegals are bad, do it right" schtick. The problem is they'll blindly follow someone louder and more racist, because their convictions don't go past "what's in it for me?"

Most people say you shouldn't kill and eat your neighbors. Jeffrey Dahmer disagrees. Is this just a question of perspective? Our ironically detached reporter with crippling daddy issues writes about it.

Sometimes I think it must be great to be stupid, "nothing will hurt me if I don't know it," but then

Just say Nazi, this is taking forever.

Dying to know the behind the scenes coordination of "something they want the president to do" and Fox News.

Guess they weren't mad at Hunter Biden for potential corruption, they were mad he wasn't getting paid enough for the corruption.

They ABSOLUTELY saw him getting bored with the war and floated "what if you named it after yourself."

I have won the war with my foot. I put every bullet I have into it, so I cannot walk correctly. The whole world should be outraged by the foot.

i’m so tired

trying to trick people into the star trek fandom by saying things like "oh she's SUCH a tactical" or "you have science officer energy"

Sarah Millican is very funny, and you should watch this. But only if you like good things.

There was ONE ATC in the tower at LGA during last night's crash. ONE ATC, at LGA!, dealing w ALL air and ground traffic, including a plane filling w a strange smell and no gate to return to. The Pentagon wants $200B for a vanity war, but our ATC towers are empty. Budgets are moral documents.

They're just there to meet their arrest quotas for brown folk. Fuck everyone in the media that buys into the "here to help" bullshit.

Every time: "oh he's trending. please, please let it be for that one reason" Nope, still alive. Fuck.

formal proposal of a replacement for the vince mcmahon meme format

these cowards are complaining about the problem i heroically caused. they lack the courage to help me make it worse

I hate that I tried to give him the benefit of a doubt years ago. "It's probably just growing pains, he'll surely learn to not be stupid." Turns out they can always go lower.

Bet he didn't ask how he died.

It would have been crazy if this had worked and the Punisher was like “you know what? You’re right” and gone to Community College to better himself

Grievance culture all the way down. The only thing that matters to them is harming others. So fucking pathetic.