The current regime took a week to abolish USAID, which is three times as old and was not in the news every day for brutalizing children

These people don't care about the audience, they don't care about the craft, and they don't care about the stories they demand the Slop Machine shit out for them. They just want the stolen valor of pretending they have a lick of skill or talent. These people are fucking posers.

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

We're all going to die one day anyway. Might as well be from an easily preventable, horribly suffering disease.

RFK jr is just trying to save the kids from being raped by his friends. It doesn't matter how many he has to kill or give lifelong debilitating diseases.

Not the point at all, but the idea that these men teach any semblance of "emotional maturity" is extremely funny to me.

The computer said "bye 😢" and I knew right then I had to leave my wife for it

There's enough rare missteps to make a rare jig a rare electric slide a rare boot scootin boogie

If they seek out the world's most notorious pedophile After He Was Outed, they deserve infinitely worse than the media asking questions.

There, EVERYONE has CSAM on their phones. So now you can't find the president guilty.

This single payment is ~66x the total amount of “Biden family” revenues that the GOP and right-wing media spent years frothing over.” www.mediamatters.org/fox-news/ano...

But they're only Nazis because liberals made them mad.

So they're only going to keep you safe if they think you're normal?

They're absolutely wanting to fill these to justify expenses, at the very least.

"Trump softens on calling for the murder of his political enemies."

Everyone should see Sisu if they haven't, and play any Wolfenstein.

We need a timeline of "the president just did the thing that was on the TV an hour ago." It's almost definitely worse than we think.

Abolishing ICE was the moderate position. Now it's prosecuting them. They still deserve much worse.

Impossibly funny that the right wing tech bros saying the word "democracy" is woke.

Congrats to Ilhan Omar for having such a strong portfolio that her wealth increases 25% every time the president talks about her.

part of this is like, conservatives projecting; part of this is conservatives unable to imagine politics without money; and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis

Abolishing ICE is the moderate position. They deserve infinitely worse.

I would argue that the case for dismantling ICE has, at this point, virtually nothing to do with larger questions of immigration enforcement and reform, it's just clearly incompatible with a free and democratic society to maintain a secret police force with sweeping and arbitrary authority.

Every Stephen Miller tantrum and DHS recruitment ad speaks in these existential terms about "defending your culture" to elide the fact that they need people with the courage to wear a mask while interrogating a sixth grader

There are half a dozen things about this that should each trigger an immediate international response as well as the 25th Amendment

Conservatives are happy to exploit systems like the pandemic PPP (literally saying things like "Why didn't you stop me then") so they assume everyone else is doing worse fraud.

Deadly weapons are only to be brandished at minimum wage workers during lockdown. Everyone knows this.

"i saw a bad post on x" ok well i saw a turd in the toilet but i'm not making you look at a screenshot of it

I will complain about identity politics while putting every single liberal under the same umbrella. I am very smart.

Goddamnit Mormons not now we're busy

Michelle Obama said "Maybe kids should eat more vegetables" and right wing media screeched for months.

Surprising poll: Americans don't like anti-American actions.

Shout out to the top 5 goods in the world. It's all, up to no, finger lickin', Johnny B, and Renee.

Abolishing ICE is the moderate position because they deserve so much worse.

Is it good when the president yells "fuck you" and flips random people off?

Is this the most anti-American thing a president has said?

The right can't even be bothered to listen to the argument. No idea what's going on but they're MAD AS HELL about it.

If you feel that dickish energy to gatekeep, reframe it. You have the unique opportunity to teach someone how to effectively protest.

The right will never have agency, and the left must always accommodate them because the right is Real America. It's always been the same story.

I HAVE to keep giving the pedo Nazis money and engagement, or they win.

"World's richest man demands nude children" is so cartoonishly evil that I can't stand it.

The agents are just being economical. There's more chance of collateral damage if they kill the driver of a moving vehicle.

Some important new government policy that Native Americans might be interested in:

They still say women are too emotional.

Some of these hit hard.

"I'm offended. Stop stopping me from treading on you."

It's almost like killing the driver of a moving vehicle in a residential area is a bad thing.

Oh good we're in the "race traitor" phase of mainstream politics.

It's especially frustrating because they assume we act in the same binary. They know they have to lie, so they assume our empathy is fake. I've run into it dozens of times in person and it's impossibly frustrating.