I know Calvin’s dad is already having a moment, but every terrible “outsource precious and fleeting moments with your children to tech so that you can spend more time on your work” pitch makes me think of that one strip I never really cared about as a kid, but care a lot about as an adult.

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[reluctantly, bitterly amused] i'll allow it

Follow me! Recommended WYRM! rpg-trader.com/creator/79/g...

The superior Battlefront 2 game is the 2017 one.

Are you saying we were allowed to Mörk Börg as our mandatory monthly team building at work?! Wörk Borg!

RIP to the legend who saved and/or improved on a heap of classics - Star Wars, Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Godfather, and more

Here's the serious bit for anyone who'd rather skip the 4000 words of jokes

If you have been excited about Stonetop, but are looking for something in space, or that plays a little faster... WE HAVE EXCELLENT NEWS! Holdfast Station by @luckoflegends.bsky.social @ashyfeet.bsky.social w/Art from Jonas Madden-Connor is getting a full print run! TTRPG.link/Holdfast 1/2

Last week of the month! That means last chance for you to submit community content to the mecha ttrpg newsletter. I'd love to give your projects a boost: new releases, crowdfunders, sales, blog posts, actual plays, reviews, anything related to mecha ttrpgs!

My generation is haunted by the past

My cryptid figure project, Mountain Mama Monsters is finished in time for #Wonderfest at Momocon! I never thought I'd be able to attend a WonFest, let alone vend at one. These are my first original characters too so it would mean a lot if you could help me spread the word.

We now have a proper logo for STRIKE/POSE, a fantasy tabletop action figure skirmish game that I'm designing with @gamewithbeef.bsky.social! Get early access to playtest documents on my Patreon page! www.patreon.com/posts/158796...

Over a year ago, I spoke with @rasheedabueideh.bsky.social about Dreams on a Pillow for a piece that was killed before it could be published. I am honored that he was willing to take the time to speak with me again in spite of that and tell me about his beautiful homeland: kotaku.com/upcoming-ste...

7 months to go

After the last 24 hours in the tabletop space this is definitely relevant again. For use on work made with the blood, sweat, and tears of humans. lonearchivist.itch.io/made-by-humans

Make this canon. Now. youtu.be/5OGAs8FGzx4?...

I like Zelda 2, don't @ me

Looking at the features of the Star Fox remake, I feel like this game will be controversial

Welp, it took me a day or two longer than I thought it would, but I finished the post. Fair warning, it is a long one: aggregatecognizance.com/p/dead-lette...

Call me Nintendo

Y'all did it, so have a Breathless game on me! Explore a frozen planet as the last survivors of humanity. Gather resources. Seek survivors. Discovery ancient technology. You must endure. You must survive. yuigaron.itch.io/frozen-breath

The HD StarFox Renders won me over

We’re 200 dollars away from our final goal with 2 hours to go!!!???? www.kickstarter.com/projects/myt...

I guess it’s time to borrow someone’s Switch 2 next month 🚀

They let me go Buckwild for my favorite holiday (sadly it’s on Facebook so ugly link and no preview). www.facebook.com/share/r/1BX8...

how it started VS how it's going #BreathlessJam

Threw some color over these X-Files drawings

Ah fuck it let’s go all in on this This game is Breathless. A sci-fi dog fighting game about hope, camaraderie, and bravery in the face of adversity. Solo-friendly and coming to yall soon.

This could be business casual if we even gave a shit

It's-

A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good!

Just made a Google Sheets based character keeper for playing Breathless Download for free on itch farirpgs.itch.io/breathless

Social media was an attempt to make sure everyone was trapped on the same blog.

We should all threaten to release Breathless hacks if the game funds. I'm brewing up NOVA Breathless ideas.

If Breathless: Frightmare Edition funds, I'll make this. (KS link in the thread 👇). @rpdeshaies.farirpgs.com @mythworks.bsky.social

There WILL be a May the 4th post for my place of employment.

As a relentless Breathless fanboy, you know I’m feeling the stress over this. If you have the means, toss this KS a few bones to secure a game you will reach for again and again.

This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America

SHOOT LOOT SURVIVE 500 people have backed Breathless Frightmare Edition on Kickstarter. What are you waiting for ? farirpgs.com/r/breathless

Such a fun way to introduce Call of Cthulhu! The player characters are archeologists exploring an Egyptian tomb. The map gets slowly revealed by brushing the sand away... — at Armageddon Expo Auckland 🇳🇿 . #callofcthulhu #rpg #ttrpg

I don’t like stating the obvious, but this is horse shit. "Plug in your PS5 right now to keep the game you bought with your hard earned cash to own. Also, you'll own nothing and like it." Modern gaming is so freaking bleak… 😔

Working on a new game for the upcoming “Breathless Jam 3” from @farirpgs.com - Though it’s not as stark a departure as my last dip into the system, this one might resonate with those who love to creep in unhinged properties via Zillow … #breathless

After 20+ years finally paid off my predatory student loan from Navient/Sallie Mae. Rest in Piss, scumbag loan.

Hey I should probably talk about that huh. So my goal is to release a stripped down version of Supplement #1, which I'm calling Violence. 🧵

Breathless by @rpdeshaies.farirpgs.com was just made free a couple weeks ago! so to celebrate I released a quick guide to it over on my Youtube! I also got an early access look at Breathless: Frightmare edition, videos on that will be out later this week. youtu.be/4TgrYk5lKc8 #ttrpg #rpg

Dead Belt is an very cool game. I wrote about it a few years ago to Skeleton Code Machine: www.skeletoncodemachine.com/p/space-cowb...