OH MY GOD GUYS okay so priests who want back in have to find a bishop willing to vouch for them, swear fealty to Vatican II and then HAND-WRITE THE POPE AN APOLOGY LETTER (I gues so he knows they didn’t use AI? 😂) and are on probation for 1-3 years this is ten times spicier than I even thought

ICYMI: Alex Jones popped like a balloon. Get the real story at www.theonion.info.

Hell yeah we are

Solar and wind are currently meeting 90% of Britain's electricity demand. grid.iamkate.com

watched enough youtube videos this week to make me search for this one from the archives

ICE agents almost shot a man after an ICE agent dropped his gun and another yelled, “Gun.” 📍 This happened in Everett, Massachusetts. Witnesses had to shout that the detained man was unarmed. americansagainstice.org/subscribe

The largest part of the Supreme Court's 194-page decision on birthright citizenship is Justice Clarence Thomas's dissent. To Thomas, the 14th Amendment applied only to the freed people after the Civil War. In a concurrence, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson takes on Justice Thomas.

“Get your hands off her!” A MASSACHUSETTS crowd yells at a cop who grabs a 14 year-old girl speaking out about data centers

Americans are inspecting the luggage of the Argentine national team before departure — even Messi was not exempt USA, lame country

The $400m flying bribe has shelves of fake books, some titled “Library”.

No strings (repost from the archives)

JUST IN: Todd Blanche has responded to Judge Sullivan's Order on my preliminary injunction and it's...more deflection, bullshit, and attempts to conceal. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Q: How can you square charging this alleged vandal when this DOJ has-- PIRRO: Already this is a problem Q: Over 1,000 January 6 rioters who caused millions of damage-- PIRRO: Are you really talking about January 6? I'm not. Who's next. Not you! No!

For all those complaining about the upcoming wedding of Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce, remember they are hardworking individuals. They have the freedom to plan their wedding as they see fit. Importantly, they have donated $26 million to New York charities this week. Here’s a list of those charities:

Landlord Forced To Raise Rent Due To Thinking Of Bigger Number https://theonion.com/landlord-forced-to-raise-rent-due-to-thinking-of-bigger-1850922943/

I feel like you shouldn’t have to wait a month to find out if they are hiding the fact that an elected official is in a vegetative state

We're so starving for consequences we're reading Vatican press releases

Today's NYT jobs report coverage (left) compared to exactly 2 years ago under Biden (right). Notice the numbers.

Last year ICE said a man tried to murder a female ICE officer while she was trying to arrest him. They swore under oath he grabbed her by the neck and tried to choke her to death. He was even indicted for attempted murder. Problem is, it never happened! Bystander video unraveled the lie.

Bookmark this Trump post and check to see if he bought Micron on his next disclosure

SpaceX = white tech bro hype Nvidia = white tech bro hype Anthropic= white tech bro hype Crypto currencies = white tech bro hype Data Centers = white tech bro hype Tesla =white tech bro hype All of this nonsense is going to implode, and likely at the same time.

I would like a physical copy of my game please.

The emoluments clause, called the foreign emoluments clause, is a provision of the U.S. Constitution (Article I, Section 9, Paragraph 8) that generally prohibits federal employees from receiving gifts, payment, or other object or service of value from a foreign state or its rulers, officers,

Describe the economy in a single sentence

So has anyone confirmed that Mitch McConnell is alive?

MSNOW put together collection of clips of Fox anchors talking in front of the Great American State Fair.

Angela Nikolau and Vanya "Ivan" Beerkus, the couple who climbed to the top of the Empire State Building spire, kiss at the Brooklyn Bridge-City Hall train station after exiting New York City Criminal Court after their arraignment, in the Manhattan Borough of New York, July 2, 2026. REUTERS/Bing Guan

The order directs the DOJ to release names of email senders and recipients who wrote emails commenting on women.

The Access Hollywood tape should've ended his career in politics or otherwise.

USAF Major Jason Watson stood in his uniform on the Capitol steps, resisting. May his USAF colleagues follow him, and resist illegal orders.

Thank you to Mt. Olive for pulling out of the 250 State Fair for NC booth! I will buy even more Mt. Olive Sweet Heat bread n butter chips. They are soooo yummy! (NC resident.)

this guy has it

Newsom: I’m really proud of the data that just came out. The lowest homicides in recorded history in California. Time for updated talking points for all those with California derangement syndrome. Eight out of the top 10 murder-rate states in America are red states.

The older I get, the more I understand why water has been so revered in so many cultures. Not because people worshipped the water itself, but because they recognized that without water, nothing else exists. Water is the thread that holds every living system together.

C’mon Texans. You can do better than this clown show. Throw in Abbott and Paxton and it’s a criminal circus. Change it. Start with Talarico.

Listen. I spent more than a decade as a theatrical technician, rigging stages, hanging lights, flying scenery, etc. The number of times I have dropped anything on a stage with performers on it is zero. The number of times I’ve dropped something that might’ve killed someone is zero. This is major.

It’s HOT! Don’t forget to unplug your local Data center to stay cool.

I’m old enough to remember when this was a data centre…..

I hate how big companies just don't want anyone to own anything ever again. They'd rent food to us if they could

When stupidity is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent. ~ Issac Asimov #ThoughtfulThursday

Jack Smith on MS NOW: "I'm very concerned of what's going to happen in the next election, absolutely."   "I think the state attorney generals have a tremendous role to play here … And I would also say that I think a thing that all of us can do is support election workers and election officials."

UK Culture Secretary Lisa Nandy quits TwitterX. This should be the first of many.

JACK SMITH: "My strong view is rather than critiquing people who haven't done what we'd like them to do, let's focus on when we see someone doing the right thing, we hold them up."