they used to let dudes in movies be wet. now everybody has to be dry. just another #signofthetimes

A new study has shown that Raccoons are showing early signs of domestication The University of Arkansas found that urban raccoons have smaller snouts, a sign of domestication syndrome.

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My bacon!😍

nonbinary but specifically in the way referred to in limp bizkit's rollin' (2000), as in "hey ladies / hey fellas / and the people that don't give a fuck"

after a million years i'm finally adding the dawn trail babies to my ffxiv charm lineup

Baby squirrel melts in human hands: the neuroscience of tactile pleasure shared by all mammals

The extremely rare catcopus.

wow starfox looks great >reads everyone implying there are people who disagree* >types "starfox" into searchbar to scour for those opinions >finds the opinion >hits back on the browser wow starfox looks great

speaking of webcomics I still think this Hark A Vagrant panel is like. the single funniest image of all time

I love how cats just smack the shit out of stuff they don't understand 😂

honestly seeing the vibe shift around ffxiv has been so nice. Seeing people get back into the game again, and people being generally excited across the board has reminds me what i loved about dis game... hell yes...

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

RAT

Long ago, a cat died from being fed four minutes past feeding time. Cats have told their children of this for 3,000 generations.

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

it do be like this sometimes

Someone's discovered the joy of shadows.. 😃🥰 #dog #shadow #play

God I couldn't think of anyone better to add a voice to Evangelion as a series.

me when i fall down

Me whenever I have to communicate with other human beings #anxiety

Here it is, your moment of zen.

bozo put way too much effort into this

Roses are red, violets are blue, here's a baby rat pile for you

I realize I rarely share my #writing news so.. If you might be interested in a scifi story centered around space mercenaries with a ftm protagonist, I knocked my debut novel, Starcrossed: Adrift, down in price. Please check it out! And hope you have a terrific Valentine's Day! 🥰

Me: I love every aspect of writing. “Please attach a one page synopsis.” Me: Not like that though.

if anyone was wanting the new minions but wasn't sure where to get them: the la noscean shorthair costs 1k enlightenment silver pieces (other tab), and the gallant shepherd costs 1k enlightenment gold pieces (other tab) the vendor is the expedition antiquarian in occult crescent

Collecting Star Flowers ✨

I finally finished the Bobavore (Like carnivore you degenerates) picture. But yea, did this for a friend of mine, it's their FF14 character. I also did a FOIL sticker variant cause I was inspired! turned out great. Rare pull Natsuki! Natsuki © @luminhara.bsky.social #Boba #finalfantasy

it's rough out there...

I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣 Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡

Today in fun working on Capitol Hill moments

There’s a colloquial French way of saying “zero fucks given” that translates to “I’m painting my balls with the brush of indifference.” A Finnish version is “it interests me as much as a kilogram of shit.” But my favourite is from old Greek slang and it goes “flowers on my dick and bees all around.”

✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨ Hmmm ... I wonder who did it... Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day! #happy #funny #cat #cute #joyousjoyness

new towel who dis

New WORLD OF WARCRAFT Funkos coming soon! 😱💜 #Warcraft #worldofwarcraft #FunkoPop #gaming

"sounds like a cool book! where can I read it?" me: [rips the top of my head open]

A kiss for good luck 🧜

Behold the fantasy writer's most priceless asset: