not how that works.

ordering a sandwich from subway makes me feel like this

you're already seeing & will see more stories about how various attempts at reducing energy use "aren't working," etc -- those are propaganda. this is fantastic

having sysiphean sex

once upon a time, there was a humble doll girl who tried to make a change Super Normal Girlypop! is a short comic about a doll girl’s break up, and you can find it on itch.io!! inverseaxolotl.itch.io/super-normal...

Creepypasta: A Haunting Most Mario

The Bone Man

They don't discriminate.

long femme and her tiny butch

many of u

let my 14th century buddy play video games & ppl laughed at him because he wouldn't stop calling the respawn point the "birthing area"

STARFINDER AFTERLIGHT HIT ALL THEIR STRETCH GOALS AND ITS ONLY BEEN A DAYYYYY YAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAY

super mario sunshine functions perfectly as long as you're pure of heart

cool thing to read in my inbox today @aftermath.site

started hordes of the underdark and it is a little jarring having my character with the same name is my oc character meeting oc henchmen

in willigan its just like gravy

i have tapeworms. not even a joke. this is funny and i want someone to laugh about it

the other day i hit the fucking 🧍‍♀️ into the Gone Forever

i feel so at home

i fucking love 3e man the pipeline was real. I genuinely have posts on record that were like "i dont understand the 3e system" to "its kinda fun" to "this is peak" you have so much freedom in character building you can really be whatever the hell you want it's so fucking awesome

I'm all for diversity in video games but I have to admit that the Gamergate folks are right about this one, it does seem kind of shoehorned in

Computer: enter password Me: Fortnight Computer: password is two week

Had a dream a while back in which I discovered the existence of the "Grave of the Fireflies/Super Mario World 2-in-1" for the Wii. It basically functioned as a DVD except for a "special features" section that literally only had an SNES emulator playing Mario World. It went for absurd prices on eBay

party house (ufo 50) for BOYS

my domain “simpsonsfags.com” has expired. i dont think im going to renew it. sometimes we have to let go. im still a simpsons fag in my heart.

gameplay, website, excerpt (2000) web.archive.org/web/20000815...

being informed they are called "dentists"

idk why but every day at 7:00 am 3 people go inside the dentists office across the road, they dont go there on a weekend and its like always a couple minutes before they open

farmer girl whos only played mario sunshine: "aww geez im sorry hun im as clumsy as a cataquack"

seignfelt

Full-fledged, Mean-Girl, Bully/Popstar ✨️😎✨️

Theyre calling me the most burned out girl of all time

lol

they call my body "the forgotten realms" the way there's a "blood war" in my "nether regions"

Bird That Carries You Over A Disproportionately Small Gap from Undertale, if The Beatles made it

Do Not Click

weird hams

IM FUCKING FREEEEEE

i lov ff12 moogles so i attempted 2 make a moogle girl. i think every1 should make a mousebunny moogle oc

i was gonna make a joke about having a wrist brace but it felt too weird. anyways. ow.

You're not supposed to say this part out loud

academy award contending tiktok

hardcore bondage people are so fucking funny look at this shit bro