House rules for Rat Meme Monday.

One baby chews his butt while another chews his new uncle.

So rare to catch a family portrait. From left to right: Bertram, Ajax, Magellan, and Myshkin.

Roses are red, violets are blue, here's a baby rat pile for you

Ohoho, some new challengers have appeared!

Face of a man who just got a brand new hammock.

My Honoria passed yesterday, it was sudden but not unexpected as she was 2 1/2 and showing signs of decline. I'll miss many things about her, but what I might miss most is how she would ride on my shoulder and happily brux in my ear as we did chores together. Farewell, my little chatterbox.

This Rat Meme Monday: a solution to all of society's problems.

Oh, to be a cozy rat in box with his best friend.

My Chromie is the little chocolate goober holding a treat in her mouth!

Giving the brain cell a good scratch.

I just found this picture of my baby Chromie and smiled. Chromie used to nap in a box on my shelf for hours, and whenever she woke up she would immediately run to me to check in and say hi before going about her business. Sweetest girl ever.

We've all done very well this week and as a reward we deserve a picture of Wolfgang's little feetie fists.

You ever just sit and stare into the distance for a while because your life as a fat, pampered rat is just too overwhelming? Wolfgang does.

Honoria coming out of her blankie to shame mankind. (She and several past generations of rats have ventilated this blanket so well that it barely qualifies for the title anymore.)

I can't get a picture because it will wake her up, but I need you all to know that Honoria is asleep against my neck and I can hear her little rat tummy gurgling.

Good morning from everyone at the Hall including Robert 'Mouseman' Thompson's mouse. She's doing very well she says and thanks you for asking.

It's Rat Meme Monday and it's important to remember that despite whatever evidence you see in front of you, all rats are innocent until proven guilty by a jury of their peers.

Gerbs never get lost in their mines. They have a natural sense of direction, don't even need to use torches.

There are a lot of absolutely incredible things about rats, but one I think doesn't get enough play is when they make their noses do this thing. Right up there with sticking one paw out when they yawn.

Deep in her cups

Chasing the star (puffs) #RatsOfBluesky

Blurry rats facing forward has gotta be one of my favorite genres.

"FUCK ICE"

rat patrol

I'm so fortunate to have built a life for myself wherein these tiny little rodents who should fear me as an apex predator instead trust me enough to sit on my lap and lick their balls like they're getting paid for it.

Slug

Winner.

Players who get the sunflower seed in Squeakross and are surprised that its a hat need to understand that pet rodent owners have a certain urge they can’t fight

A serious problem that needs fixing immediately this Rat Meme Monday.

Diomedes is ART.

When you love your brother and want to share snack time with him, but you also don't trust the bastard.

Bertram, after a long night of rat shenanigans, wondering if Jeeves can mix up one of his morning specials.

Ajax has room in his cozy little house if you need a spot to take a nap before you go out and burn everything to the ground.

Fuck ICE.

I usually try to stick to the topic of rats and rats being awesome, but it seems like a good time to ask the void: Can we impeach this asshole yet?

What passes through the mind of Tamago? What thoughts? What musings? Does she meditate on unfathomable profundities? Or is her mind as vacant as her stare?

parental anxiety ✨ #rats

Old lady Honoria loves her blanket snuggles with mom. I wonder sometimes how much of her insistence on cuddles is because she wants me and how much of it is because she wants my body heat. I suppose if it were simply about warmth she would be cuddling with her fellow rats instead.

Plotting schemes and intrigues this Rat Meme Monday.

"i asked chat gpt-" well i asked my rat and she gave me a gentle little kiss

Face of a man who regrets not doing more abdominal crunches.

Rat 🐀

A level of sloth previously only found in the Bible.

This is the only rat in our family that knows how to open lids! :D 🐀🫙

MEECES CHEESED

MERRY HOLIDAY I AM SMELLING AND LOOKING AT YOU!!!

When Ajax was a baby I named him after Ajax the Great. Then he grew up and turned out to be a criminal and a sex pest who would fight god at the first opportunity, so he's been revised down to Ajax the Lesser. Anyway, here's the face of a man who nipped his brother's balls.

Damn right!