“Perps name is Donny T, goes by John Barron on the dark web. Real sex pervert, walks in on underage girls, sticks his hands in privates, total groper. My source says he hangs out at MSG.”

US President Donald Trump was loudly booed when he was shown on screens during the national anthem before Game 3 of the NBA Finals between the San Antonio Spurs and New York Knicks.

💤 😴 🛌

I hope Spencer Pratt ends up in 5th place as a salute to Riley Gaines and whatnot.

Less than three hours until kickoff and the Bosnian fans have turned the area around Energizer Park into a pregame party.

Pritzker is willing to lose an NFL team to a neighboring state rather than give taxpayer money to a billionaire team owner, in a year when he’s on the ballot? Do i have that right? Because if so…great stuff

Nun with a gun!

I will very much enjoy a 2030 Sunday Night game between the Wyandotte County Chiefs and the Hammond Bears. At least the NFL had to cut STL a check 🤷🏾‍♂️. I pray y’all lawyers are just as litigious to get something out of the deal.

More than half of the publicly identified donors to President Trump’s White House ballroom project have won new or expanded federal contracts worth more than $50 billion, per WaPo

🎶Send in the clowns🎶 SHIT! Send in the lawyers! SEND IN THE LAWYERS!!!

Trump appears to be completely passed out asleep during his 3pm Oval Office announcement

Paramount+ wanted to use the image on the left as a poster for the wrath of Khan, so they used everyone's least favorite technology to generate the rest of the image.

the framing about 401ks is a little weird but the actual story is more interesting: Musk is somehow getting the not-yet IPO’ed SpaceX stock forced into the indexes so that if you hold an index fund, you hold SpaceX, which would be fine if SpaceX was qualified for inclusion, but it does not.

It's inexcusable, and it's remarkable there's not more pushback. Y'know what ETFs like SPY & VOO do when they add a stock? They rebalance by selling all the other stocks in proportion. They are literally changing the rules to take value from shareholders of every S&P 500 company to give it to Musk.

Mikie Sherrill’s state police destroyed the mutual aid tent for families of the detained that had been in operation at Delaney Hall for more than a year, providing clothes, food, even stuffies for the kids. They just trashed it. I’m pretty speechless at the kind of person you have to be to do this

It's wild to me that people with huge online followings just say "women are the enemy" in plain text over and over, and people STILL don't want to acknowledge how central it is to *waves in all directions* when experts point it out.

Drink water? You mean the stuff that killed Jack from Titanic? No, thank you

Online is the worst place ever created that unfortunately also rules

I love that there's incontroverible proof Talarico is straight in this picture and it isn't the girlfriend.

hey guys, your favorite manosphere podcaster here and for todays episode we’re gonna spend 2 hours looking at pics of dudes and breaking down how masculine they are, but first we answer the age old question: how gay is it to buy flowers for a woman youre in a committed relationship with?

I believe she has achieved her goal.

Breaking news: The Pentagon is moving to recruit hundreds of troops to appear as spectators at President Trump’s UFC cage-fighting event on the White House lawn, and requiring those who attend to pay their own way and meet height and weight requirements.

SCOOP: The Trump administration is paying millions to quickly cover four enormous bronze horses with extra-thick 23.75 karat gold leaf. The money for the rush job is coming from National Park Service funds. In total, I found ~$100 mil spent on new DC beautification projects.

“BEEEER”

If you can’t get Milli Vanilli…

I got it, but I appreciate all you do!

Trump is banged up

I ready for some reckless speculation on who #allforcity is bringing in.

Neurotypicality is stored in the foreskin

Pedocon theory out here explaining presidential endorsements in the Texas Senate race.

With a hammer, right? The same way you kill E.T.

Facebook: SQUEEEE I LOVE HIM I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO OROTECT THE BABY YODA ! Twitter: The size of Baby Yoda’s cranium appears incongruous with his supposed intelligence, the prefrontal cortex necessary for telekinesis would have to be massive. Bluesky: here’s how I would kill Grogu,

Imagine that

Bluesky has so little juice and ability to connect that my wife and I alone did not raise $100,000 for foster youth and those aged out of the system through the sheer generosity of the people *only* on this platform. I have no website, newsletter or podcast. This place fucking sucks

Imagine missing your own son’s wedding so you could go surrender to Iran

John Adams, July 3, 1776:

Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...

Last season, in a similar span of 15 days, City SC played five games, had four losses and a tie and, on May 27, 2025, fired Olof Mellberg. Right now, in a span of 15 days, City SC played five games in a span of 15 days and went 3-0-2.

It’s Rhode Islands all the way down.

Has anyone seen Don Jr?

I mean it sure looks like we wasted billions and many lives and lots of diplomatic credibility for nothing, but at least we can be sure those 160 schoolgirls won’t build a nuke

Congratulations on your wedding Don Jr. Sorry for distracting your Dad with this important work.

1995 me, probably: "Nobody gets this worked up over gay shit without dreaming about cocks by the linear foot."

The Arlington National Cemetery Memorial apparently has deleted references and information on everyone interred there who wasn’t a white straight man from their database - attempting to sweep their existence under the rug. My thoughts on this obscenity cannot legally be shared on this platform.

Be careful they're reading your tweets

Journalists need to avoid making this category error

I’m not sure why this isn’t being mentioned more, but: IRS policy for 50 years has been that the sitting president & VP get audited every year, in an effort to reassure the public they’re not corruptly abusing the office to enrich themselves.

So quadruple then?