This rug looking like someone took a shit on the floor #bb28

Bonne fête du Canada! 🇨🇦

this is fuckin weird

apparently some of you have forgotten her greatness #bb28

Expand the court

I need Angela back in the house for the chaos #bbsky #bb28

WOW

I guess president dementia mcshittypants forgot: BOTS DON’T ATTEND CHEAP CARNIE HODOWNS IN MALL PARKING LOTS.

Same goes for my people. (All 5 of you.)

Ad on Pluto last night said feeds starting Friday 7/10 #bb28 #bbsky

Bitch

I’m indifferent to big butts and I lie like a mother fucker

The first day of President Donald Trump's "Great American State Fair" did not go to plan, after a power outage knocked out the food hall on the National Mall, according to The Daily Beast.

Summer Lee is running, & she will be winning. Hey, Fetterman? Enjoy early retirement, you stupid Ogre

Anybody named Markwayne needs to keep their fucking mouths shut.

expand 👏 the 👏 fucking 👏 court 👏

Oof Scotland 🫠

Syphilis and mental illness take turns driving

Dear Mother, By the time you receive this letter, I hope our long hours of guarding the nation’s Reflecting Pool will be over. The camp has been struck by dysentery from the algae. I thought arresting people for no reason would prove more fun, but all I want now is to return home. Your loving son.

#popehat www.threads.com/@kenpopehat?...

National Weather Service issues severe thunderstorm watch through 10 p.m.

Let me be EXCEEDINGLY clear: the "round thing in your face" that gets you "sprung" in Baby Got Back is a woman's huge ass. I'm sick to death of seeing people on the timeline argue it's something else spherical or circular. This is the exact sort of erasure of women's huge asses Mix tried to address.

Severe storms could hit North Texas by sunrise Monday with damaging winds, hail and flooding. https://cbsloc.al/3QVtUJd

Good riddance to you then you fascist cocksucker !!! 🖕😎🖕

We’re just normal men

they’re trying to arrest me for pissing in the reflecting pool. a bunch of cops are chasing me but i’m too fast and my dick is still out and pissing and the piss is landing on their faces as they chase me

Why do we need the National Guard when we have Marco? The doer of all things. Some kind of Marvel magic.

My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and— I said look. Look with your eyes! Oh now you’ve gone and touched it. The paint is peeling. My beautiful paint! I’ll have to call my pool guy back. Vandal! Antifa! I said look And despair Nothing but the algae remains.

Oh, look. A proper reflecting pond.

They're dumping slimy, green peroxide water from the Reflecting Pool back into the Potomac. #dc @popville.bsky.social

Yeah, because you're a cunt.

This is a real picture of Brigitte Macron at the G7 when Trump tried to kiss her on the cheek.

Fuck I love this so much

Just in time for America's birthday.

Morning

I can’t fucking read that pile of shit. Why are you posting to ME?

Welp, Stephen Miller happens to LOVE the new Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool.

I’ll give you a pickle *fart*

the wind just picked up even more and children are crying

President Bibi

Gotta be a record.

2023 OCT 17 • #HFRandomizer Dallas Stars • Jamie Benn 🆚 Nicolas Hague • Vegas Golden Knights • #NHL www.hockeyfights.com/fights/n267748

commenting “*you’re” on a post that doesn’t have any version of it in it

repost if you agree: women

Nature has a chance to do the funniest shit today.

This entire country is fucking stupid and it's full of stupid fucking people who vote for other stupid fucking people to run it all into the ground.