fuck this entire week, seriously.

Can't. Saving things on Instagram that I will never ever look at again.

i’m an eagles fan, today is t even real

Jiggly thighs and a squishy ass. That’s what I bring to the table.

My whimsy knows no bounds. No wait. That's my anxiety. My anxiety knows no bounds.

This guy is going to be married to the richest woman in the world

i want to sleep WITH hot nerds

Looking for someone tall, dark, and apologetic

hi.

It’s really wild that Fox is calling Newsom’s tweets immature and unbecoming of a leader when he’s literally just mocking the way Trump tweets. 🤣🤣🤣

i spent last weeks in the outer banks and i got this shirt so everyone would know.

All I need is $20,000 to reach my goal of having $20,000

headed home, it’s been a lovely vacation 🩷 only seven hours till home 😫

💕

vacay mom bod

i’m here to whine extensively about the summer man cold i have that’s ruining my fucking vacation. i can’t breathe and my head feels like it’s going to explode. i’m so miserable y’all 😭

You can scramble my eggs if you wanna

is south park just a full attack on this ridiculous administration? because i love that.

i’ve paid the sitter and ya girl is struggling! cashapp and venmo christineinsc if you’re feeling generous, link in bio for the 🌶️ site.

grey sweatpants season is coming

my exh told me he has to ask his gf if he can help me with unexpected childcare costs. i hate it here.

happy boobsday 😘

Thou shalt not refer to visiting Epstein Island as a “privilege.” It’s only a “privilege” if you’re a massive pedophile.

fundraising for a beach vacation with my son in two weeks, help us get on some jet skis! cash.app/$christineinsc

in the house in my bathing suit mad the heat index is like 110* and the pool water is probably the same. it’s too damn hot y’all.

sundress season is the best season

God saw my post and was like "ok watch this tho"

who cares. hulk hogan was a piece of shit. fuck that guy.

boobsday, black bikini top foreverrrrr

ai is weird, who is this

i’m still here, this week was long but now it’s a 3 day weekend full of sunshine

this day has been approximately 75 hours long and i’m not loving it

sometimes i can tell from the bio and/or pfp that someone is an Ick. then i check their timeline and yup, creepy and gross. fuckin weirdos.

real close to getting things covered this week, if you wanna see more pink or tan lines let me know…

wanna see more?

ISO:

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this $19 airport beer better be fucking amazing

i might be crippled by the time i get home, this guest bed is amazing but the pillows suck

If Christian Nationalist parents are allowed to have their kids opt-out of any books that dare mention anyone gay, then all the other parents should be allowed to let their kids opt-out from the Ten Commandments.

👙

where are the foot guys? i need a pedicure 😩

It’s been a rough few months. I wish the universe would throw me a boner already.