Headed to Autzen today… for banana ball!?!? This shit is bananas #B-A-N-A-N-A-S #GoDucks

Man, fuck this. Fuck Texas.

F yes I would live in a missile silo www.zillow.com/homedetails/...

#1 Don’t fight a gamecock #2 what tf is a Chanticleer?

I like our chances in the BIRDS I WOULD FIGHT conference #GoDucks Also, these lists will make you glad the U of O mascot is not a damn dog, cat, or bear.

Beautiful

a real socialist wouldn’t eat

Save some for the rest of us!!

He’s right

It’s cool. I’m just going to splash acid in my eyes.

This is what separates us from them

Deep down, don't we all want the same thing? Peace, love, and a secret library within a library in our haunted mansion on the moors, surrounded by mist and memories?

MAHA is not clever

These billionaires could do so much good in the world and still be billionaires, were it not for their insatiable hunger for more power and wealth. They are horrible human beings, undeserving of holding stewardship over such a powerful technology that can destabilize society.

Remember when George W. Bush called for Al Gore to be jailed and when Ronald Reagan called for Jimmy Carter to be tried for treason and when Barack Obama called for John McCain to be put in front of a firing squad yah me neither because actual presidents don’t do that shit

Fudge #USMNT

Tbf Who hasn’t been teleported to a Waffle House?

We used to be a proper country

I remember this. It was a scandal that rocked the national news!

Fucking wonderful that scientists have to work around our government

When you walk into the break room and someone is about to take two donuts.

"I bet it would be funny to put a pancake on my cats face" 2 minutes later "JESUS CHRIST!" 😭

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White Lady B Rappin’

Y’all I know a lot of things are real bad right now, but here’s one of them

You think I am kidding

Uhm, I have a new favorite GIF.

Oregon going full 80s cocaine branding for the Dante Moore Heisman campaign. Love it. Love it so much. youtu.be/8eF5huPlzEk?...

Not sure if this is real, but it’s right.

The Democratic Party freaking out that Democratic Party candidates are winning is the most Democratic Party thing ever.

Lander on comparisons between his flank of the Democratic Party and the Tea Party: "We're joyful about what it looks like to deliver. That is very different energy than what the Tea Party brought. We want to build something, not just break something."

as a committed centrist, it saddens me that both parties are falling captive to their extremes - the right to insurrectionist cultists who want to invade american cities, and the left to socialists who want better bus service

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Kissin' Cousins (1964) TMDB score 47% An Army officer returns to the Smoky Mountains and tries to convince his kinfolk to allow the Army to build a missile site on their land. Once he gets there, he discovers he has a look-alike cousin. #movies #moviesky #badmovies

Trump keeps posting that America was once the laughingstock of the world, but now that he is president, it's never been more respected. As an Aussie, I can 100% confirm that Donald Trump is a laughingstock here.

House and Senate Democrats, fight like it’s life or death, because it is! The bastard is down, don’t let him up. Ruthless!

By going 3 for 3 in his congressional picks, Zohran Mamdani gets the second hat trick in this World Cup! 😅

You think I am kidding

The more I read this skeet, it really is emblematic of the neoliberal faction of the party: the voters are the problem. democracy itself is the problem. democracy gets in the way of the natural order of things and cannot be trusted. We can really see how this view leads to Trumpian fascism.

Wild that he talks about the Party as something distinct from the voters and the people WE elect. You’ve lost the thread and need to get tf out of the way.

A party that has lost to mediocrities like George W Bush and Donald Trump *four times* is not in fact doing a good job.

About fucking time

Looking back, my love of libraries was a pretty obvious sign I was an introvert. A place full of books, silence, and people minding their own business

And waste. So much goddamned waste. Actual waste (not imaginary DOGE waste)

I think the reason the Reflecting Pool is getting so much reaction is because it's a tangible metaphor for all the failures of this regime. It's a physical manifestation of toxicity, vanity, cost, error, and assigning blame.

I’m just glad Rudy Giuliani isn’t alive to see his beloved New York City embrace communism, it would break his heart