THE ORGANIST IS PLAYING NEVERENDING STORY

@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball

Aaron Wiggins saved basketball

The final score in Texas-Oklahoma is the biggest lie of the year every year lol

This is....uh..shockingly accurate.

Boomer Sooner fuck Texas

Guys I have evidence that some people come from alternate universes cause no way someone from this one describes Johnny Cash as "deeply uncool"

some of you went here and it shows

FUCK OFF, ICE AD

anyway go see One Battle After Another in a movie theater, I know we said this about Oppenheimer but I mean it for real with this one, there are cinematographic and audio mixing things that are essential to the experience and you won't get it at home

This is not a good photoshop but whatever.

Hey you should all go see One Battle After Another it rules so hard and is one of the single most politically timely movies of all time

the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is - more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week) - more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages) - more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)

Throwing myself into the ocean

dudes rock

OH MY GOD MARTINELLI

Gonna tell my kid this was The Wiggles.

“Arch Manning couldn’t score 41 points on us if he had a gun” made me spit out my drink

college football is so cool I wish it was real

Oklahoma just went #ARMYSTRONG, going up 8-0 on a Two point conversion in the first quarter for no particular reason

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

I do not care about “respectability” I care about folks getting rounded up to camps during a time they are counting on inciting a riot and will be encouraging it Do NOT snatch federal charges out the jaws of anonymity

John Mateer is my hero

THATS MY QUARTERBACK

BOOMER

Interesting formation on a 90 yd punt from Tulsa NINETY

Texas fans 🤝 People from Saint Louis Trying to convince you that Arch is good

Coaches used to let us see glorious punts on fourth downs, but then, you know, tariffs. No more punts for us

Lee Corso calls it a career with his 431st and final headgear pick. And, fittingly, it's the same as his first. Corso is rolling with Brutus and the Buckeyes against the Longhorns.

Thank you, Lee. Thank you for everything

Scared money dont make none

Cincinnati end game is having Taylor Swift as a Cincinnati mega booster turning the Bearcats into a powerhouse

College football has never been more back

Bringing one of our finest exports to the people of Ireland

“But they came here illegally” ON GOD i don’t care

Him

I'd pay so much money to see EEAAO in proper imax

One of my biggest movie pet peeves is when a movie doesn't trust the viewer to understand anything and overly explains everything

Added context: Boston is the *last remaining founding member corps* of DCI that didn't have a title before tonight.

BOSTON CRUSADERS WIN THEIR FIRST DCI TITLE IN CORPS HISTORY

"lines are a lot like people, sometimes they are straight but not always" -me just now while teaching marching band

btw as an invasive species starlings are exempt from the migratory bird act so you can just grab one and put data on it that’s free real estate baby

$5 to the first person to upload a dick pic to a bird