My afternoons energy

I for one am all for bankrupting the BritCard programme single handedly by losing it and immediately ordering a replacement which I will in turn lose.

I will give £500 to anyone who can tell me how me having a digital ID card will stop illegal immigration?

Anyone else find themselves in a hideous flux of emotions after their diagnosis where they absorb feelings from around them like a sponge? I watch TV and I feel everything to the degree that I just felt sad because Hannah Einbinder couldn’t find a condom in the first episode of Hacks.

Never forget that Norman Rockwell, debatably the most famous American artist to ever put brush to canvas, was not afraid to show the ugliness along with the good. Having his work/reputation sanitized and trimmed into marketable nostalgia is about American as it gets.

This is the perfect encapsulation of Trumpism -- because of its obsession with imagery, the White House crew caused a problem but blamed it on other people, leading to MAGA making threats against the United Nations for their own screw up

"Tylenol tempteth demons into thy soul to curseth thee with the Goblin Autism Pox. Verily, a forest spirit hath told me so in dreams" #ASD #Autism #paracetamol

Haha I'm being Raptured! This is wonderful, ha ha goodbye losers [It is revealed that the events of the film Nope are happening to me] fuck shit

tfw i come on here to tell everyone i have a new, obscure soccer history deep dive coming soon

You might think the bizarre spectacle of this very clearly unwell man behaving like a deeply weird obsessive oddball, babbling about “sissy porn” on the witness stand, might have made him untouchable for media culture war bullshit purposes. You would be wrong.

I want to buy a reusable mechanical pencil of quality. Please, artists of Bluesky, recommend me. Please consider reposting for mass engagement and pencil talk.

Disney losing money hand over fist: RELEASE THE GROGU!

Titan Comics Announces New Graphic Novel WAR OF THE WORLDS: THUNDER CHILD Titan Comics has revealed a first look at The War of the Worlds: Thunder Child, a new graphic novel tale running in parallel to the original story.

I want to buy a reusable mechanical pencil of quality. Please, artists of Bluesky, recommend me. Please consider reposting for mass engagement and pencil talk.

I haven’t (and don’t know anyone who has) seen The Flash (2023) but I just got a trailer for it on TV and have a complaint about it which I think extends to nostalgic media as a whole. In the trailer Michael Keaton as Batman says: “You want to get nuts? Let’s get nuts”

New Flash: Started playing Far Cry 5 again last night. Created a road block outside a pumpkin farm and spent three hours shooting digital far right nationalists instead of sleeping. AI can’t make me dumb, the PS4 already did it.

The Green Party now has 78,000 members. Thats 10,000+ new members this month alone who want to draw the line. I know there are so many more people who want to take a stand. Join us: join.greenparty.org.uk

Why play new video games when I can just play 2018’s Farcry 5 again?

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

Here is a comic I wrote in 2022 about waking up in the middle of the night.

I’ve been with my girlfriend three years and it’s the first time I showed her the Key and Peele East v West collegiate football sketch.

Super little comic that you need to read.

Logging On

this exists it is called thinking

Terry Gilliam’s 12 MONKEYS screens as part of CELEBRATING 1995 weekend on SAT 27th SEPT at 12:00. A fever dream of time travel, paranoia and apocalyptic dread, with BRUCE WILLIS, MADELEINE STOWE and an oscar nominated BRAD PITT caught in a spiral of memory and madness. 🎟️ : tinyurl.com/y3ata859

Went to the cinema to see ‘The Roses (2025)’ and in the first scene Olivia Colman dropped a C bomb, and about half the audience gasped. As a former resident of Kent and a fan of Australian comedy it’s practically grammar in my household. But it’s nice to see it still has impact.

Love this tidbit from Mojo’s fantastic oral history of Rocky Horror

Hartwell terrace, Queens Road, Hyde Park, Leeds, 1970s, photo by Peter Mitchell.

This is so deeply unserious. Throughout the entire 14 years of the Conservative government oil and gas licenses were routinely issued and for much of the period there was a policy of maximising extraction. Production still fell, the economy flatlined, and energy security got worse.

The main story on BBC 6 Music News this morning is that a ‘boat carrying migrants is on its way to France’ Delivered in the same upbeat tone as England winning the women’s Euros. The migration ‘debate’ in this country is unmoored from reality, and the media-political complex is feeding it

I hate, HATE, how pathetically sycophantic we have made chatbots.

Got diagnosed with the ol’ ADHD after 5 years wait yesterday. I’d like to thank @danwhitehead.net for showing me how The Right To Choose works.

I love that you can tell when Trump is ad-libbing away from the written text. Man reads something he has no comprehension of and then just spurts on about how incredible these people he has never heard of are. Fool.

The Lighthouse (2019) dir Robert Eggers

People of Unsolved Mysteries

I’m just saying that if any Government official proudly states that a city they are bombing is burning, and isn’t lamenting the horrors of war even one they are claiming is necessary, they’re a fucking monster. Heroes of stories aren’t the ones starting indiscriminate fires.

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

Sheer. fucking. spite.

aunty donna

meta ceo mark zuckerberg stuns in new giant dork glasses

Some personal news: I've been fired from the Washington Post in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk shooting. Thread incoming. substack.com/@karenattiah...

Just saw the pictures of David Lynch’s house for sale and got strangely sad.

Considering the WILD damage phone ownership has done to us as individuals and as a society as a whole, I cannot see a pair of Blue Brothers glasses hooked up to that platform my third cousin with a wife from the Philippines uses to complain about Immigration will help anyone.

Not outsourcing your thinking to a pair of glasses is bad for your brain, says unhinged billionaire

You are a violent and irrepressible miracle. The vacuum of cosmos and the stars burning in it are afraid of you. Given enough time you would wipe us all out and replace us with nothing -- just by accident.