Cram it up thine arse.

What do I get out of social media?

I have been watching King of the Hill, a programme that I couldn’t enjoy as a kid because nothing happened in it. I tried, because I loved animation, but I found it boring. Now as a 35 year old man, I love it for that exact reason. It’s so gentle and slow but skewering in its satire. It’s brilliant

Wild how the government are “cracking down” on life saving trans health care but fragile men are headed to the NHS for Testosterone Replacement Therapy because some wang on the internet told them to.

“I’ve got a great marketing plan, we’ll get the dumbest motherfucker in our industry, one that just nobody respects, and we’ll have him say the most asinine thing possible and that will be our pull quote, it’s surefire

Vince Gilligan had the 'Pluribus' credits include 'this show was made by humans' "I hate AI. AI is the world’s most expensive and energy-intensive plagiarism machine. I think there’s a very high possibility that this is all a bunch of horseshit" (via Variety)

The second print run of Changing Landscapes is with me, so it's back for sale via my website at £10 including P&P (UK only I'm afraid). Good for gifts for Christmas, dare I suggest. As always, appreciate how much you've got behind this project. #Photography www.mariegardiner.co.uk/zines-and-pr...

It has been one thousand (1000) eight hundred (800) and fifty (50) three (3) days since #tftq was funded. And now Frazer Brown’s trying to copyright-troll another publication over it. Go back A1Deadline today! www.kickstarter.com/projects/dee...

Challenge your expectations in this landmark group exhibition Coming next in The Stanley & Audrey Burton Gallery... 💛 [uz], [uz], [uz]: Artists from Working-Class Backgrounds 💛 Featuring over thirty modern and contemporary artists who were born in or have significant connections to Yorkshire.

You don’t get to name your kid X Æ A-12 and then say “or whatever his name is” about anyone else.

You laugh, but this is how the exododus went extinct

The third Dr Who episode, the land mine episode, is not great. A ham fisted melodrama packed with paper thin characters behaving weirdly and irrationally. A programme that wants you to care and feel bad at all moments in a cartoonish way.

So episode two with Maestro is great. For anyone who believes that the inclusion of a singing drag queen as a villain in Dr Who is somehow damaging to the Dr Who brand, they can get fucked and cram a Bertie Basset up their jacksie.

So I managed to crawl my way through the tunnel of Glass which was Doctor Who: Flux, and was rewarded by the three David Tennant specials. All three were brilliant, really enjoyed them. Unfortunately I have now slide down the waste pipe of the Goblin Christmas special and now: Space Babies.

Someone once told me that buying a house is the most stressful thing a person can do. And they were right. It is.

Lost grave of daughter of Black abolitionist Olaudah Equiano found by A-level student

Bit of Magic the Gathering humour

Let's recycle ALL the tropes!!! "Look at Labour, splitting the vote." "Labour need to affiliate to the Green Party." "I'd vote for Labour, but they don't stand a chance here." "If those Labour voters went Green instead, Reform would be out." Do join in with your own!!

HOLIDAY COMMISSIONS ! It’s that time of year. Get to me early if you want to get some art made as a gift.(they don’t have to be holiday themed). Email or dm me for rates.

It’s not weird that I learnt yesterday the impact that Lord Byron having a sexual relationship with his Half-Sister had a knock on effect that caused a cancellation of one third of the Atlantic’s subscriptions, but it is weird that I learned it yesterday and now I’m hearing about it again today.

It’s not weird that I learnt yesterday the impact that Lord Byron having a sexual relationship with his Half-Sister had a knock on effect that caused a cancellation of one third of the Atlantic’s subscriptions, but it is weird that I learned it yesterday and now I’m hearing about it again today.

Just cracked open a proof copy of a book I’ve been sent and the dedication page is eerie:

Dear store owner, I was horned up on crack-sucking leggings.

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I hate living in a world where the news papers will not lead with a headline that reads “Reform MP apologises after saying Racist statement”

Shibari Vampire: Part 2: You Didn’t Listen This months Patreon reward

Mayor Johnson is cooking

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I love collecting comics and talking about collecting. But I completely agree with this. Most podcasts out there talk about collectability, value, grading etc. It's not why anyone who truly loves the medium gets into it.

Next stop: Winchester! See you all at the Winchester Comics Fair on Saturday 1st November. (Poster by the amazing Julian Payne) #comics #zines #WCF25

Blutch does Blueberry

Kākāpō! New Zealand’s flightless night parrot

Thought you’d want to look at this one: thereveal.film/interview-ke...

I despise Tommy Robinson as much as the next guy, but I don’t think it should be a crime to refuse to give the police access to your phone.

Pretty confused by how TRON became a big-budget movie franchise. Was it a bit hit when it came out? No. Did it become a big hit on video/TV? Also no. Do people have fond nostalgic memories of it? Eh kinda but not really. Was it secretly great and critically acclaimed? No again

Okay now there’s a dude in the doctors whose surname is Ullah and he’s a Very large white guy. He keeps open mouthed coughing and has a Northern accent of a type you don’t hear much anymore. He’s wearing flip flops. It’s a diverse world.

I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.

At the doctors because of stomach pain and a grown adult human at the reception just said their date of birth was in 2007. That’s not right is it?

Y'know what? Respect.

How much are people being paid to parrot the phrase “AI is here to stay”. It has to be financially backed. People are repeatedly saying this identical phrase.

Don't threaten us with a good time, Daily Express.

No one goes to the pub because it's expensive and we don't have any money. Keeping it open later just means paying wages for longer, doing the businesses no good at all. Start looking at how much money people have to spend, lads.

In a woodcut released today the Guild of Thieves and Cutpurses declared that enforcement of regulations against Thieving and Pursecutting would ‘devastate a growth industry’ and damage the economy.

Robert Jenrick walking into his local Wetherspoons: Awfully white in here isn’t it.

No body can do the Shingaling at all anymore. It’s sad.