I will live my whole life and David Lynch will never call me Buddy.

the European mission to Greenland was fourth in the BBC news running order this morning, which feels a bit like doing a light "and finally..." item about the archduke's motorcade taking a wrong turn in Sarajevo

Oh. Nah, this deserves more attention because if they wanna do this is NG then given our current climate its a safe guess that they wanna do it everywhere else

A Friendly Face

Every couple of weeks we get a different description of the apparently awful stench coming off our necrotic president and I think it's high time the media nail down exactly what kind of rotten meat covered in women's perfume he actually smells like.

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Weird how none of Famous Racist Scott Adam’s Obituaries mention that time he was thankful his stepson had died so that it meant he didn’t have to kill him himself.

Kemi, this is just a population density map

Amazingly, Zahawi only got round to deleting the below after the press conference announcing his defection to Reform.

i'm not sure which way is up

Loved this piece on Truthout about attacks on zine makers, and how we need to stop thinking of them as 'just zines'. "If being against a regime that deports, kills, silences, poisons, and cages is criminal, then we must abandon the nonsensical concept of innocence." truthout.org/articles/ami...

Welcome to Bluesky to everyone joining from Twitter. If you don‘t call someone a fascist at least twice a day then your account will be deactivated

Didn’t drag him far enough.

something good should happen

no reform is possible and revenge is necessary

Things outside of my control are making me incredibly sad.

Arrest the murderer and arrest Bovino. Not complicated.

Could I get one social media please, hold the video of the murder.

Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.

There is something decidedly British about having several freezing cold days and then after one day of rain making zero prep for the extremely likely probability that rain will freeze.

“last fall I had this idea for a zine about Dilbert quitting his job and trying to learn to be happy and coming to terms with the fact that he’s trans actually” (posted 4/18/2022)

Monday.

browsing the internet used to feel like you were uncovering hidden new zones and getting rid of fog of war now it’s like a bunch of cannibal maniacs are chasing after you with crossbows trying to roast you alive

drawing a horny little comic

I feel like any Labour Politician willing to do the Politics shows this morning has a fierce humiliation kink.

searching twitter while doing a warcrime is the stupidest osint ever. thank you for letting everyone know you can now manipulate the war room via hashtag

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

Gutless

just gonna reshare this post (and thread) because I think it's really important that people understand how we all use social media differently. some simply want to chat, some want to joke, or offload, or muse. These are not all opportunities for debate

Not a chance, ya fucking dork

Grok won’t stop undressing people

Once again the “We should be able to get cancelled for things we tweeted in our past crowd” are the “We shouldn’t release a guy from indefinite prison because of things he tweeted in his past crowd”.

No one prepares you for the weird world that is “spending more time documenting and digitising art than actually making it”.

«You have to live every moment dangerously»

In the academic world, when you say 'anecdotal evidence' what you're really saying is, "Dude, I made this shit up. I have no proof whatsoever, but Imma say it anyway."

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, gratefully accepted Grandfather Nurgle's gifts. His frail body began to warp, limbs extended to inhuman lengths; bone and boils erupted out of his waxen, palid flesh. He was reborn. Unclean. A gutteral roar escaped from his very soul... "THE EMPEROR MUST DIE!"

Now as an Academic who has done a lot of work with Dementia patients and people with Post-Stroke Aphasia I know the ethical issues with interacting with people with these sorts of conditions. Lovely to see those all breezed pass in the name of no one thinking about anything.

remember when we all tried to migrate to mastodon that one time and then the people there were really preachy and hostile to us? that's some of you here right now

Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again

I am a basic bitch If you see this, post your favorite final fantasy character

I can’t believe that Marvel made a movie this year where the Villains main wish was to Eat a Baby.

I suppose more fool me for expecting this from the University of Oklahoma, but by this metric all their degrees are worthless. Citing the BIBLE in a Psychology degree to talk about gender is a wild thing to do if that’s your only source. This student should fail. apple.news/AJmfP9AqcQ4q...