Worth remembering, reading the absolute horror show that Pixar was under Lasseter, that he was unemployed because of this for a grand total of 6 months before Larry Ellison put him in charge of an animation company again, presumably to recreate this nightmare atmosphere there. Still has that job btw

MANDATORY TIMELINE CLEANSE

Very happy to know relatively few of the comedians here. I am fed up of seeing the same five people over and over representing the UK comedy scene.

Great to know their CEO doesn't even understand how AI works. It's not anxious because it's conscious, dumbass. It's anxious because you've been scraping the social media of users living and posting through fucking unstable times.

Dear Shabana, Let's clear some things up around migration and remember we're talking about people's lives.

Even the most crass, brickbat 1980s dystopian satire - not Robocop, not Repo Man - can compete with the fucking avalanche of stupidity and nihilism we're living through.

Asked if we should be worried about Iranian attacks on U.S. soil, Trump said: “I guess…When you go to war, some people will die.” What a shameless fool.

we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping

Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again

Operation Yew Tree absolutely kicking themselves they missed all these guys this week.

I just had a vision of James Bond in 2026 trying to get data off a computer; taking out a leather man, opening the back of a laptop, googling “Where is HDD on a HP model-14”, discovering it’s SSD in the mother board, getting frustrated, reading a magazine article whilst it downloads to his phone.

You can post "it sucks when people shit on the floor" and within a couple hours a floor shitter will show up from the Discover feed to defend it

@zackpolanski.bsky.social I meant for me not for you.

The ABCs of comics I think YOU should read: 🧵 Read through, and then quote-repost any letter with a book that starts with that letter that YOU think people should read!!! ❤️

Good God this looks so far up my street it’s moved into my house.

Love to see this, but sadly too many people (and businesses) simply do not give a shite. I'm not saying that to be defeatist, it's just that a a sadly large number of people do not give a single thought to where art comes from or how it's made.

I’m sorry, I know it’s a minor point, but crack dens are traditionally indoor establishments. What the scaremongering Labour minister is describing here is a crack paddock.

Labour's policing minister backed overdose prevention centres in opposition. Bristol MP @carladenyer.bsky.social wrote to her asking for permission for Bristol Council to set one up. She refused. Labour knows that drug reform is needed but won't act; instead they smear the people who do want to.

Funny how a lot of criticism aimed at Zack Polanski is directed at his teeth, and often by rival MPs who have withered pegs twixt their lips like forgotten military graves. You should make sure your own house is order before offering your view to others, babe.

PAPA LEONE YES

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In the Legend of John Henry, if some of the rail workers started cheering on the steam-powered drill, would the other workers take the time to clearly articulate why siding with the machine is wrong or…

Begging @jamesgunn.bsky.social to put this man in a purple derby and let him annoy Superman.

firewood, 2025

A little queer vampire, as a treat 💋🩸

I’m pretty sure that thing can penetrate you, Hal.

Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen.

I’m a big fan of Norman Reedus because I can never work out what the hell is going on with all that.

Just got Wes Chatham and Wes Streeting confused and praised the Minister for Healths portrayal of Amos in The Expanse.

I saw Passengers at the time and the fact anyone saw this as anything other than a Misogynist horror movie blew my mind. I remember talking to a colleague about it who thought it was sweet when really it’s about selfishly destroying someone else’s life for your own satisfaction.

Happy anniversary to the time Prime recommended Passengers (2016) to me for Valentine's Day. It's been two years and I'm still laughing about it. I couldn't stop laughing. This movie works as a horror story, not a (incredibly toxic) love story. 😅

Imagine just being evil.

Yes please

he still is btw

Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.

more ppl need to be pointing out that wes streeting is peter mandelson's protege and that he defended mandelson remaining friends with epstein after he was convicted.

I don't usually keep up with Celebrity News but apparently Joseph Gordon-Levitt sucks.

Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal? Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail… Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you. Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake.

YOU - No one wants to *do* anything with me... no one wants to party with me. KIM KITSURAGI - “Stay with me!” You feel burning hot tears streaming from your eyes. YOU - I don't want to be anymore. It hurts.

Fuck off John everyone knows Harry Potter isn't some important work of fiction, it sells, you want a check, you couldn't care less about the rest.

What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?

It’s amazing how many times so hear a song and as a faint light of recognition goes off in my brain I wonder “where is this from” and the answer is “that one scene in Trading Places where Eddie Murphy gets angry at the people having a party in his apartment for not respecting his vase”.

I would love to live in a world where I could spend $75 million dollars to make $8 million dollars and call myself successful.

The NHS AI hamster advert has shone an epiphany into my brain: AI art fills the gap of art that I ignore.

Shocking to me that Elon Musk has as much knowledge of the classics as he does the running of a successful tech company.

Satoshi Kon talks about how Requiem for a Dream took from his film Perfect Blue (1997)

Elon Musk trying to get invited to Epstein's island is basically like @timheidecker.bsky.social's character in the ITYSL "Club Aqua/Haunted House" sketch