Their entire identity relies on a woman needing their wallet, because they know if she only relies on their personality, they're entirely bankrupt.

Whenever I hear this line of thought, it always make me think the underlining message is, "If you say something I don't like, I'm going to hit you".

😎🪴🌵 we want #EpsteinFiles names

Corgi.exe has crashed.

WHITE HOUSE: "The President is simply going to the hospital for his third annual check-up in 13 months. Nothing to see here. And, no, doctors are *definitely not* monitoring him for dementia or putting more IVs in his hands because he's seriously ill. I fact, forget we even said that, OK?"

Jim Acosta just trashed Fox News personality Greg Gutfeld for gloating over a photo of the staff of Colbert Show - dozens of people. "You are celebrating the fact that all of these people are losing their jobs. All because your dear leader can’t take a joke. Seriously, wtf is wrong with you,"...

The best way to honor fallen soldiers is to avoid careless reasons to create more of them.

. Fuck Israel Fuck Netanyahu Fuck the IDF Fuck the 82% of Israelis who support this genocide Fuck me, cos I won’t be alive to witness the retribution .

If Crybaby Caligula wants to be remembered on Memorial Day, all he has to do is die. Nobody will forget him, especially if it happened today.😆

US Ambassador Confirmed Lifting The Booze Boycott Won't End Tariffs So Double Down Canada #elbowsup #boycottusa #FuckTacoTrump #canadastrong #CanadaSky #never51state #canadaunited #political youtu.be/cXJbXdhJDX4

Leo’s Magnifica Humanitas is a masterclass in Catholic Social Doctrine which will reverberate for generations. Not only does Leo take on AI, but calls out the ethic and moral implications of living in a moment when humans are treated as robots. By all accounts, Leo’s encyclical is Rerum Novarum 2.0.

Says it all.

The new theological position of the Catholic church. "It is important to reaffirm that the 'just war' theory, which has all too often been used to justify any kind of war, is now outdated." Pope Leo XIV - Magnifica Humanitas

Side note: Lots of reasons to assume Pope Leo wrote this apart from any and all political subtexts, but worth noting that Vice President JD Vance, an ally of tech mogul Peter Thiel who has feuded w/Catholic leadership multiple times since assuming office, is a big Tolkien fan. So this may irk him.

Just consider, if you will: Every President starting with Jimmy Carter has been audited Every Year while in office. It's one of the reforms made after Watergate, to prevent corruption. And Combover Caligula wants to make it impossible to audit him or his family forever

Kids are fcking expensive. It would be better for people to be realistic about not only the initial costs, but the cost to your career, body, and mental state so you can be a better parent if you choose to become one.

Netanyahu doesn't want the war to end because then he goes on trial. Just like the reason our "president" ran to stay out of prison.

Our governor rocks! #NewMexico

Having a beer on #MemorialDayWeekend? You could be supporting MAGA with your beer purchase! The two largest beer companies in the USA both support Trump, or are anti-#lgbtq. Vote with you wallet! 💰 #MemorialDay @demsabroad.bsky.social 🙏 #TheWokeGinger

Honestly, one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen.

I love to cheer for the Packers. I'm gonna love cheering against this guy even more.

No woman asked

Bezos laid off the people who win the Pulitzers. He’s funding the people who lose the subscribers. trib.al/NGKW51x

🔥 @repcohen.bsky.social : “Don’t tell me, John Roberts, The Supreme Court is not political. It is an arm of the White House. 🇺🇸 is being destroyed from within 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.” #Memphis #JimCrow #RacistRedistricting

As per usual. He released information about the suspected shooter. Way before law enforcement had properly begun investigating the incident. Like he had information on the 'suspect' already.

Yeh, all that's left to give it a simple fuck you...

Adjudicated rapist says what?

❝ Herein lies the great hypocrisy. Official Israel & the mainstream media have been behaving in recent years as though morality is not a value in itself but something contingent on documentation. If there's no camera there's no problem. If there's no video it's possible to deny, obfuscate or ignore❞

faking an assassination attempt so you don't have to go to a wedding sounds like a curb your enthusiasm episode

Alone, more Gazan medics have been killed by Zionazis than were killed in the Hamas attack.

Almost 50,000 Christian Denominations and everyone of them is right. Now there is a fuckin’ miracle!!

Everytime there is an "emergency" with Trump...

As if his behavior isn't purely attention seeking.

Read "Twice a week, ICE apparently flies detained people out of Salt Lake City. Here’s where they go." on SmartNews: l.smartnews.com/p-7MGF79tK/I... Eastern Air Express is doing immigrant removal flights. It would be a shame if they went out of business ...

A young teen organized a march yesterday against two proposed AI data centers in Vancouver, which is facing water restrictions & housing crisis. The first project will be at former Hootsuite headquarters. Hootsuite is also facing opposition for a pilot ICE contract. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Under Trump’s ICE, investigators spent 33% fewer hours pursuing child exploitation cases, while arrests of people with no criminal record surged 300%. Defend law-abiding immigrants who help hold America together: www.gofundme.com/f/PAXIS

I'm sorry, but there is a reasonable case to be made that your friend died because JFK, LBJ and Nixon threw his life away

A total U.S. surrender.

People saying that users prefer the bubble of BlueSky to the feral viciousness of Twitter - well...yes. In the same way I prefer a restaurant where the staff are nice and the food is good over one where they stab you with forks while serving bowls of cold piss.

We are adopting a dog being transported from Texas who has been at rescue because his family was abducted by ICE. They took the family, and left the dog alone outside. Neighbors called a local rescue to help him. My heart is broken for this family. WHY ARE WE LETTTING THIS HAPPEN IN OUR CONTRY?????

BREAKING FIFA World Cup hotel cancellations are surging as global fans ditch the U.S. Main reasons are soaring costs, visa bonds, and Tr*mp’s dictatorial behavior.

Erasing history www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

How is this even legal? Black-out windows are not allowed in Michigan, license plates are required, and is that a camera or a gun mounted on the roof? I have a feeling ICE is in the house in Jackson.

So I created an alternate ending version. Enjoy ;) #DonaldTrump

“Sorry, I couldn’t make your wedding, Eric. I didn’t want to go.” “Dad, I’m Barron.” “Nobody gives a shit about your pronouns, Eric. You should really take a cognitive test, you’re mixing up your own name.”