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1. Horrifying ruling out of the 4th Circuit. An all-Republican 4th Circuit panel has just ruled that states can compel trans adults to "appreciate their sex" by enacting care bans. It even directly says that trans adult care bans are legal in the ruling. Subscribe to support our journalism.

The juiciest day of the week 💦 #humpday

Pain. Suffering. Anguish. The total extinguishment of hope. A vision of a world doomed to a lack of a better future. Peering straight into the abyss. The experience of listening to The Life of a Showgirl.

Many tidings on this blessed Mario Day ⭐ #marioday

does it take anyone else 30 minutes to eat a banana or is it just me?

Nothing about that single post would read otherwise!

Newsom is a slimeball chode. Gargle my balls.

really shouldn’t post butt on here huh

it’s march 10 (happy mario day!) 🎮 🍄 ❤️

spilled my coffee all over my pants I just need to go home and go back to bed

being hot and jacked would fix me 😞

good morning 🥱

at the office and I forgot my AirPods maybe life isn’t worth living

good morning 🥱

I need to go to the gym but I wanna be laaaaaazy 😫

Make Jesse Plemons fat again!

there are saddam husseins everywhere for those with the eyes to see

Like a lot of things rich guys believe and fund, the AI consciousness thing is in part driven by a desire to abscond from the responsibility of what they've made. It also explains why so many of them think we're in a simulation. Doesn't matter if everybody died if we're all just 1s and 0s baby!

Conservative men are inherently submissive and crave humiliation

baby I ain’t wonder woman

I am a tired boy 😮‍💨

In what is surely a sign that times are great GMA is doing a segment on how to “beat steak sticker price shock.”

I’m sorry but this is one of the dumbest defenses of ai use in the gay community I’ve ever seen

Who works from home and has a suggestion for a chair mat that won’t completely fall apart?

177 pages left to go; no one told me this book is so sad.

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

"Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas" is the closest we'll ever get to that scene in The Naked Gun reboot where Liam Neeson looks around the room and comes up with the fake name "Cherry Roosevelt Fat Bozo Chowing Spaghetti"

the public school system should teach you how to make prosciutto

Fat Girl mentioned 🗣️

gay people shouldn’t have to work, we should all get weekly checks just for being so cute

stop me from making up one of these with the Cheesecake Factory logo

Pull it to the side for thong Thursday 😋

it’s only an echo chamber when it’s the left. when it’s the right they call it some bullshit like the Agora or the Town Square

Rahm Emanuel should be catapulted into the sun

People are making fun of this but at the end they open mouth kiss and it's actually kind of beautiful. They're clearly doing hand stuff too but they don't show it.

what do we think are they a yes?

so, it’s hump day

god help me and fuck Chuck Schumer, but it's genuinely bullshit that Schumer is the key image here. it was a party line vote, with Schumer voting against. only Dem that broke ranks was Fetterman, of course.

The only gay people the Atlantic has ever thought might need protection are effeminate gay "boys" who they've decided need protection from the trans agenda, and historically, that's not what gay kids actually need protection from. This fear lives only in the minds of straight cis journalists.

How does Benjamin Ryan think therapy works? Here he’s challenging @michaelhobbes.bsky.social claim that therapists know the difference between gay kids and kids who are trans. How do therapists know a kid is depressed other than “trusting the kid?”

this spicy rice bowl is making my nose run!

is anyone there?

Repost you in a singlet

This is the point. If your vaunted trillion-dollar military can't get through a few days of airstrikes because you've consolidated the industrial base so badly, then you don't have a trillion-dollar military, you just have contractors in No. Virginia getting rich

Jesse Singal: “I don’t understand why all these experts with degrees keep disagreeing with me. So demoralizing. What could the explanation be??”