I went crazy at the bookstore

watched this last night and I feel haunted by it. absolute cinema.

prepping for the burn next month and I have all these accessories but nothing to wear 😩

Kacey’s new album is so good 😭

allegedly this is a shirt

really am in a permaflop era eh?

it’s always “you’re autistic” and never “thank you for explaining everything you know about american dad to me" 😔

kinda bored would anyone like to smooch?

My latest newsletter is about how the media defines "political violence" as something that happens exclusively to politicians, and ignores its primary victims: everyone else.

Do we do thong Thursday here?

oh no am I too late for thong Thursday?

hype house for bloomfies

oh she’s crashing out

movie reviews

we need a slur for Gen X

where have all the good memes gone?

gonna have to make my friends watch this before the regional burn

me when i’m sober: i’m basically just some guy. same as anyone else me after a 50mg weed soda: i’m one of the Pimps of the Realm

cute boy stopped texting me back gonna walk into the wilderness does anyone need anything?

Why did I look up what Tolstoy thought about the US, I should have known that catty bitch would only hurt me

I have spent my entire career listening to FedSoc types complain about liberal “activist judges” who “legislate from the bench,” and none of them are going to say a single blessed thing about Sam Alito rewriting the Voting Rights Act to say what he thinks Congress ought to have said

Celebrate every mom with SHEIN

8675309 is now terrorism. Sorry, that’s the new rule.

Why can’t a hot person be obsessed with me!

anyone else feel like a big ol slut doing cat-cows at the gym?

🎶climb aboard my chariot🎶

well ok #fcf

#FCF 😛

You wouldn’t let me get that Gael Garcia Bernal poster! His eyes are green and he’s Latin!

legs are so sore

Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke

let’s see if I can get this body together before the burn 😅😅😅😅

Thursday! What a concept!

soooo in need of a haircut 😭

awake but at what cost

Salo, the Musical could also be on the marquee as SALO!

Irréversible, The Musical

And if you’ve never been to a concert with me you’re in for a treat! I yell constantly!!!!

the song “Fat Lip” and the movie ‘Shrek’ — two canonical statements of subcultural defiance — debuted 25 years ago today

Not only are people getting mad at him as a stand in for everyone who's anti-zionist/Muslim now we have people putting him in place of the guy who stole their crush (wasn't afraid to talk to them like they were)

*hump day pic here*

Romance is hard when you're not willing to settle for anything less than someone who's way outta your league

And how much pussy do you be getting white boy?

very cool how all these old Dems keep dying in office

there’s nothing inaccurate about how Mormonism is described in the musical it’s just that every Mormon has been intellectually lobotomized

Mormons out there still saying the Book of Mormon musical is bigoted toward them, excuse me while I roll my eyes hard enough to pull a muscle.

me flirting: *insults you*

my tummy hurts and I want to go home 😤