sometimes sneezing feels so good

Wow! I really wish I didn’t feel like I look like I was molded out of mashed potatoes by Richard Dreyfus right now!

that’s not very Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil of you diva

SOMEONE TOOK MY EUROPEAN CARRYALL!!!!!

The curiosity was killing me. The guy said he found the ad on Instagram and that, as of today, the post is still up. So I spent an hour or so on a spreadsheet of every single bar, pub, or club I could find in Salt Lake City, almost 100. None of them posted it docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

GOP: We are sending armed perverts to assault families. Even babies. We are in open warfare against all things good. Schumer: People call him TACO, but these days it's getting hard to afford one! Can you chip in $5 today to help us hold Mr. Trump accountable for these soft shell economic policies?

It'd be one thing if @gavinnewsom.bsky.social brought these liars on to trash them (it'd still have a problem of promoting lies), but he's not even doing that. He's bringing them on to be chatty and say "see, we're both reasonable people with a lot of common ground, such as on trans people." Nope.

I wrote about The Tantrum State and living in it. Personally I do not care for it very much. defector.com/fascists-are...

the president has declared war on an american state and the leaders of the opposition wont shut the fuck up about retraining the stormtroopers

YES

at this point, if you’re the kind of person who hears this and is like ‘hell yeah that’s my president!!’ i don’t think you should be allowed to vote. they should give you a cereal box maze and tell you it’s a ballot

As usual, the story here isn't about "divides" or cosmopolitan elites looking down on rural populations. It is about radicalization. This woman wants violent vengeance for things that did not happen.

Stage 5 pundit-brain is watching an innocent woman being killed by agents of the state and going, "hmm this says a lot about the urban-rural divide in America."

Liquid Glass more like Shitid Ass

God I wanna be a certified himbo, is that too much to ask?

in cyberLAAAAAAND we only drink ***diet coke***

While I suspect that in 100s of years the US starting WW3 and collapsing as a result would be seen as a benefit to humanity, as a resident of Now it would be nice if any sane people left in the Pentagon stepped in and did not let him start simultaneous wars with Venezuela, Iran, and Europe.

Good reminder from this state highway!

The gofundme for that factory worker who called Trump a pedophile protector is at like $300k. Funniest possible outcome of this is everyone rushing to do the same thing in the hopes of getting paid

No hump day pic today. Better luck next week.

"What we are witnessing is the storming of the state by the federal government," the Editorial Board writes.

me (sees a hot person): they can't keep getting away with this

it’s hump day (if you even care)

hump day yet again

think it’s time to start treating cbs news links the way sensible people treat free press links, by which i mean ignoring them and not spreading them

"if Minnesota has demonstrated anything since being turned into a microcosm of this broader struggle against totalitarianism, it’s how to turn despair into not only action, but genuine solidarity — the kind that better worlds are made of."

pretty gross that Khive posters see what’s happening in the twin cities and are just like “well this is what you voted for.”

If this is what ICE is designed to do we should probably get rid of ICE

Gonna be a 30 Rock situation where they make an unlicensed whiskey Friday sponsored by like ”Jackie Dandles”

be gay! do crime!

Khive accounts are run by the world’s biggest dum dums.

forgot my AirPods at home fuck my liiiiiiiiiiife

"if we win, that will answer every question" is in fact precisely the problem with this entire generation of democrats. it was the thinking that permeated the early biden administration and guess what: the problems weren't solved and in fact got much worse. need someone who will put power to use

patriot 🫡

New house is powered almost entirely by an ancient obelisk out the back I’m saving so much money

it’s all a lot ya know?

Bless the Ford worker who called Donald Trump a pedophile protector to his face today, which made President Pedo Protector throw up his tiny middle finger.

Maybe Trevor’s the way he is because he’s not getting dicked down on the reg.

This visibly gets to him so people should keep doing it.

the disgusting meals fitness influencers post on social media should really put more people off these "fitness" oriented eating disorders a lot of people have now

We should just put all of DHS in the trash bin.

lots of political space to convert those “not sures” into somewhat supports and those “somewhat supports” into strongly supports on eliminating ICE. also, with a funding battle coming up, plenty of political space to say “no government funding unless we claw back last year’s new ICE funding”

poster brain is really on display today

they abolished the department of education, we do not need a trojan horse to abolish ice we can just do it

I am none of the ladies from Sex and the City I am Jessa from GIRLS 😭

we’re living through the national version of that conversation where you’re like, hey, I don’t think grandpa should be driving anymore, but our cousins are all like, fuck that, give him the keys! grandpa rules! I bet he could drive 1000 miles per hour!

Do lesbians face discrimination in the United States? On the one hand, Renée Good was murdered. On the other hand, I am highly paid to relativize such crimes. by Bari Weiss