rawr

electrolysis isn’t that bad when ur a masochist

did u know? the plural of deer is faggots

Gotta get the house ready before babe flies in tomorrow!! ☺️

Gotta be ready for when bae is moving into its new apartment?

@pocketmoss.bsky.social you know where all the maid girlies are at??

Going through some old clothes, I’m realizing that I bought a looooot of dresses for a cis boy 🤔

omg ur literally in chastity you shouldn't be dating unlocked girls. that's a problematic cage gap

Million dollar idea: transbian dating app called wuzbro

Puppy yoga but with puppy girls instead of puppy dogs

What I love about poly is when my girlfriend gives me advice on how to rizz up another girl

Such a delectable, juicy, succulent meal that I can’t wait to ravage and put it in my mouth. Oh, and the food looks good too. @astraeadiol.bsky.social

Really badass graffiti spotted in town

“Just for a moment, let’s not be weapons.”

try not to drown

you're not "super straight" you're just insecure about being attracted to a hot girl that may or may not have a dick bigger than yours.

i feel like transgirl maids are going extinct... just who is going to clean up after all these puppy girls?

I have an idea for a scene

don’t do deep practice on a full stomach

Intern: “hey Maddie, why is the email name notification for your code feedback wrong?” Me: “what do you mean? What does is say?” Intern: “uuuuhhhh I think you should look” Me: *looks and sees deadname* “mother fucker” Intern: “that’s so messed up” you a real one Aiden, ur A stands for ally 👊🏼

Awkward gym rat photo

After watching Bottoms for the 100th time, it’s time for me to join a boxing gym #feminism

My froomies (and landlords) are letting the gutters turn into planters 🤦‍♀️

Just discovered this really niche anime called Jojo’s Bizarre Adventures. You’ve probably never heard of it but it’s really good

When long distance begins after dropping your beautiful, smart, caring, compassionate, goofy, strong, tender, sweet, thoughtful, driven, girlfriend at the airport

My domme and my landlady are cucking me

Gonna make an app called Draft Queens to get women more into gambling. The buy-in will be more and the payout will be less.

A bit late but figured I’d contribute to the trend. I look like my own brother/sister lol

Was just told “you don’t walk like a woman”… bitch, I’m carrying a backpack with 40lbs of tech equipment, I’m not walking like a person 🙄

girls! with @bigshenis.bsky.social @astraeadiol.bsky.social @itsclassified.bsky.social @tulip-fields.bsky.social @meatcvnt.bsky.social

This is the 1600s equivalent to giving your kid a gun.

Aly Sheedy's "makeover" is like watching a trans girl develop her style, only in reverse

I’ve never felt more accomplished than when my dentist said my mouth hygiene is so good and asked what electric toothbrush I use, to which I responded I just use the manual ones they give me at each checkup. 🦷 🫦 🪥

love how XCOM genders me correctly. everything i do, its like miss, miss, miss

Putting the gay in gaymer one uwu trans egirl stereotype at a time

sudo apt install work-mom-fashion

i made an art

Yesterday I taught a 6 year old the word “chungus” and the Law of Conservation of Momentum”. I have completed my earthly tasks and may finally have my mortal coil severed.

At what age does a baby gworl become a hag gworl? Because my joints are starting to go but my uwu is going strong

First day as a principle software engineer!! Time to have wayyyy more responsibility, control, and a team under me… oh god I’m scared 😱

imagine how cute cum would be with sparkly little macroplastics in it instead of just boring micro ones

#teamcherry #silksong #sgf #SUMMERGAMEFEST if Jeff makes one more joke about skipping the silksong trailer, I’m gonna kill myself 😭

#pride #trans #transpride #stickers You can tell a lot about a girl based on the stickers on her laptop… I reeeeaaaally like unicorns @deerea.rs any of these look familiar? 👀

Happy #Pridemonth and #DinosaurDay!!!!! Here's a prideful stegosaurus I did last year :)

Happy Pride

Happy Pride Month 2025 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Be gay do crow stuff #pridemonth #pridecrows

@localthunk.com @playbalatro.com We are your faithful balat-hoes