Seinfeld in 2026, George doesn’t know if his trans girlfriend is polyamorous or plural. “She keeps talking about these women Jerry, I don’t know if they’re her girlfriends or her alters!” Turns out she works on Rover and they’re just dogs she walks, but she’s both poly and plural

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Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday

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HE'S COME TO COLLECT. of the Devil - Episode 2: December 18th.

Couple who opens their marriage because then they have to actually clean their bedroom, not just the parts of the house that visitors see

conditioning my girlfriend not to use bad words and then watching it try to play path of exile without swearing is impossibly funny

No Princess, I didn't "clean the kitchen," I did brave and valiant battle with the dishes. It's different.

matching Evangeline Morgan / Emma Rockford pfps on steam with my girlfriend as Nth circle intended 💖

and I mean, being cis is easy in the same way that pissing in your bed instead of getting up to use the toilet is easy.

Adrift. #misericordevn

"Error Handler" you're wrong. She has never been mistaken and She never will be. the very ground on which she steps is consecrated in Her wake. She is Holy and Her forgiveness is my starry night sky. what is java script?

I like to imagine Darcy makes Eustace laugh the easiest 🤍 #misericordevn

Lost in the Bitrate Episode 2 is live in 86 mins over on NTS.LIVE 2! tune in on the hour for a fun blend of electronic, digital fusion and modern classical tracks across the emotional spectrum www.nts.live

HIGH-MAINTENANCE SPEED WHORE 3033 WORDS archiveofourown.org/works/72623101

(youth pastor at the tgirl meetup voice) hey girls, you know who *wasn't* down low?

You’re listening the 690AM, WNTR, cheating radio *airhorns* your number one source for all things cucking *sad slide whistle* now just sit back in that chair and listen to the dulcet tones of your wife’s moans *wolf whistle*

I bet it feels good as fuck to get your ear ate out by a split tongue

It's so messed up that everyone wants to fuck the maids or put them in sexually compromising situations etc. Isn't the fact that a being can be simultaneously so beautiful, so dilligent, so disciplined, and so singularly devoted to the act of service, already the horniest thing imaginable?

"sexy nun outfit" you're a fool. your mind is trapped in a cage. the modesty and seemliness of an ordinary nun's habit is far more erotic than some basal skimpy costume could ever be

Hey, hey Morty. Check it out Morty. This one is doll rick! Mistress turned this one into a doll! Funniest shit this one has ever seen!

happy umineko day to the girls 🩵

...locktober? that's so embarrassing, I couldn't imagine being caged for a whole month. hm? no I'm obviously not allowed to cum either but at least I'm allowed to let it hang

leashing her to a bedpost with this while we rail her girlfriend

"Tits or ass?" Bro her straining thermal regulation systems and her rapid-repositioning thrusters, the only thing I'm interested in huffing is fuel-rich robot girl exhaust (ripe for afterburning)

A Cis Girl's Guide To Picking Up Trans Girls gabe dunn eat your heart out substack.com/@halimedemf/...

If you lose a posting argument you should be forced to dogeza with your computer neatly disassembled next to you

you should go check this out, it's a really compelling, maybe 20 minute read, and we need a whole new word to describe what's going on in this woman's mind

electrostim. or something.

hiiiiiiii *overwrites your brain with a template of my own consciousness* what's up?!?!?

>English original visual novel, not irony-poisoned >Psycho-pop cyberpunk murder mystery >Evil women engaging in Death Note-level mental gymnastics >1250+ Overwhelmingly (99%) positive steam reviews >Pic unrelated >You should be playing of the Devil

"dudes rock" is for the butches, actually

tgirl making a cheese toastie: George Foreman countertop mating press is that anything? her roommate on the sofa: Who? tgirl: You know, the grill guy roommate (whispering): I think you're supposed to say trans now

"Oh you can tell the brass if you like. We both know exactly how that'll go. Awwwh, did you think you were special? A hero-to-be? No, dog, you're just like all the others. Warm, wet cannon fodder. Whether it's the empire who gets you first, or me on a bad day, makes no difference to the officers."

Daily #GirlKnight - 09/18/2025 Girlknight who can't keep her eyes off the new maid her princess hired because she realized she's bisexual (attracted to both princesses and maids).

just spent an hour explaining mechsploitation to my mother ama

ive said it before and ill say it again

this was amazing, go read it! a really amazing use of the medium and such evocative language. grabs you for just as long as it needs to totally fascinate and confuse and horrify and rampage right through your brain and then finishes. rotating in my mind for days to come i feel.

[calling my mom from the dorley basement] me: hey mum sorry for disappearing for years, im sort of in england mum: wait, youre abroad now? me: omg how'd you know?? yeag im a broad

consent in all things, transexuals are sacred, sleepy girls need their rest, help urself before u help others, measure twice cut once

inventing a kind of guy who listens to albums with 1.5x speed cause they don't have time

buddy, you train to never lose a fight again? you'll never reach enlightenment like that. i train so that when she defeats me, she'll know she's reached the top of the mountain, and that's why she lets me hit

Goodnight.

"cuckqueans are a modern invention" wrong. i'm riding up to the village on my knightly steed and dropping off my princess for her date with the duchess, kissing her palm and wishing her well, and then, eyes watering, riding home alone to the barracks to play balatro on my abacus.

me, congratulating a girl on getting her chores done: good job! give yourself a (remembers that patting on the back is a traditionally male action) reacharound

oh, you're her reply girl? that's cute. I'm her like girl. I click on all the little hearts under her posts. it's romantic. good luck with your replies though.

reinventing hanky coding but for nerd/bully by wrapping a bit of tape around the bridge of my glasses so the mean strong girls know I'm- I mean, the nerd girl is a target.

"midriff" there's nothing mid about it. that's her most beautiful part. don't say that.