I turn 60 in less than a month.

It’s okay to say goodbye to people. We all change over time and have different needs.

I would like to stop feeling this way.

One Battle was a good-ass movie with the best car chase I've ever seen. Sinners was also dope. It's a No Country/There Will Be Blood year, where Sinners wins last year and next year. Hope people get that.

Please someone correct him before he LaBeoufs himself.

I’m on the fourth episode of The Pitt, and I’m really enjoying the slow burn in the waiting room (and a whole lot of other stuff!). That shit is going to explode spectacularly.

This screenshot needs to accompany “Gish Gallop” in every dictionary.

Javier Bardem at the Oscars: No to war, and free Palestine.

Search your camera roll for “Hell.”

Viewers noticed Ryan Coogler appears to have a guitar and treble clef braided in his hair at the #Oscars

"we're here at the 'has a small penis theater.' let's see him put his name in front of THAT." — conan #oscars2026

🚨 UPSET ALERT 🚨 Melania wins a Webby at the Oscars

Slay, Grogu

My wife pointed out Leonardo Dicaprio is starting to look more and more like Benny Hill and I can’t unsee it now #oscars

There is nothing in the NATO Charter that requires a member-state to join wars of aggression started by another member.

decided to actually sit down and watch the new Wuthering Heights and oh my god there hasn't been enough talk about its absolute visceral loathing of the working class

It is 83°F today. The forecast for the week is insane.

I wrote and illustrated a book btw and it came out yesterday :) lnk.to/TheGlamReape...

Incredible scenes from today's pro-Magyar, anti-Orban rally in Budapest. Only 4 weeks left until the most consequential election in the EU this year 🇪🇺🇭🇺

The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.

French cities, by order: PARIS: Left strong. Does it need to ally to win? Can it? MARSEILLE: Left incumbent + far-right tied. Can left ally? LYON: Left beats polls. Uncertain. TOULOUSE: Left adds up to 50%.. but alliance will be tough. NICE: Far-right favored. NANTES: Left favored unless divided.

Here’s my plea to the national security press: don’t report what he announces at face value. You’ve been suckered over and over to cover his fake trade deals and ceasefire “announcements” like they are real. He’s desperate to look like he’s got a plan. Make sure it’s not fake.

Undercover Israeli soldiers in the occupied West Bank shot and killed a Palestinian couple in their car and two of their children, aged five and seven. Khaled, the oldest child who survived, recounted that the soldier declared "we killed dogs", then took him out of the car, and beat him.

I wish I could be a fraction as comfy as my cat is in my lap right now. Wtf 🥺💕

insane image

Why the Hormuz Strait is affecting gas prices

Monsters.

“Fuck! I’m dying!” during a press conference. “Fuck! I’m fucking dying! Oh God, it hurts! Ahhhhhhh!” Trump said in response to a question about the ongoing war in Iran

One extremely pleasant thing about just sitting and reading a book is that the text is usually not interrupted with @ and # and random images "for the algorithm."

“We want to change the rules of the next election so Democrats don’t win anymore”

JFC

Beware the Ides of March!

So James Talerico wants Jasmine Crockett to campaign with him? Lol. They don’t want Black folk until they do. Good luck or whatever I guess

Legalize comedy!!!!!

If you see this, post a vampire who isn’t Dracula.

Mayor Zohran Mamdani and Knicks’ Mohamed Diawara at Marcus Garvey Park after sharing iftar at Keur Yayeu Dara, a beloved Senegalese restaurant in Harlem.

Reading this while watching the series finale of “The Americans.”

The thing about Democrats complaining about how Israeli politicians don't respect them and don't believe they'll ever impose consequences is that, in order to render this view no longer tenable, you actually have to impose consequences. Which is still verboten among most Democratic politicians.

*SAVE TO DRAFT*

Costa Ronin can get it.

Only two more episodes of “The Americans” to go to finally finish the series. Part of me wants to finish it tonight, yet another part of me watches to rewatch from the beginning—I enjoy this show immensely and don’t want it to end.

Trump is such a baby snake.

Throwing a fit because they screwed the pooch and people won’t stop pointing out what gigantic fuck ups they are.

Hey dude… wanna come back to my place and… dodge the draft?

War is peace and peace is gay.

Save me, Popeyes spicy chicken sando.

Sorry, dude, but Chinese has already claimed dibs on English as a particularly remote dialect, so you’re SOL…

Because Smalls is incapable of having actual faith in anyone.