Coco likes the new blanket 🐈‍⬛

#DUUUVAL Come on guys. You got this. 🐆 🏈

The best diet soda is Fresca. That’s my hot take.

Time to finish Echoes of Wisdom once and for all.

I didn’t get the holiday baking out of my system so chocolate chip walnut cookies it is! 🍪 🍪

I hate fireworks with every ounce of my soul. Just scaring my cats and the cool birds. It’s just flaming trash and noise. UGH 😡

Perfect weather for homemade split pea soup. Mmmm it turned out so good

Damn I think Planet Earth is just too damn sad for me to watch. I’m in shambles

It’s been 20 years since the Jags won 12 games in the regular season. And this man somehow won’t win COTY

Goodbye, Horses. #DUUUVAL #TealSky #Jaguars

People always telling me what to do. Jags haters CAN suck it.

Good morning to the winners from small markets and small markets only.

Yeah, the Jags are GOOD. Suck it. #DUUUVAL

The Jaguars just beat the #1 Playoff seed in the AFC. PREPARE TO BE SICK OF ME! #DTWD

It was always the jags

Yep and he just smoked the Bronco’s asses 🐫 🚬

You know that feeling when someone really seems to like you but then it turns out they just want to 👌🏼👈🏻 you? Sigh

I’m about a week from being 46. How did this happen?? 😭

Laying awake and I just heard 3 very obvious gunshots… close… 😳

Spaghetti and Coco 💕

Yes, there's a hundred other reasons why he should have done this sooner BUT he did it and that's what's important. Class act. Good on Mick for sticking by his values and more should take note.

I give up.

Just took the daughter driving around town to look at Christmas lights. It was really nice. 🎄

Also, these CBS announcers suck an entire ass. So biased against the #Jaguars

Cool, more announcer bias against the Jags. Cool cool cool.

We live in an absolute dystopian nightmare hellscape that’s on fire and the air is poison and everything is either acid or lava.

Gosh we have so many cats in this neighborhood.

I had a nightmare of epic proportions, holy forks. I’m so happy to be awake. 😵‍💫

Yeah ok Katy Perry I do feel like a plastic bag, now what?

Man there’s an AI bot in my DMs and he won’t buy me an iTunes gift card. 😒

Bonus cat number 1: My mom’s cat, Cilantro. Someone abandoned him. She found him and now we love him. I’ll let his charm and beauty do the talking.

And my 6th and last indoor cat, my little mousy baby Minerva. She’s so tiny, loves her catnip, and only loves my daughter, her very best friend. She’s shy as can be but will approach you if you have chicken or turkey. She’s so perfect.

Good morning! Today’s cat is Spaghetti The Cat. He’s 9 years old, gigantic, and his brain is a mini meatball. He loves eating strings and drooling when you pet him. He’s jealous of his cat siblings and wants all the attentions. And I love him dearly.

Alright, next up is my sweet senior kitty, Malygos. (iykyk) Got her 15.5 years ago, she turned 16 in April. She’s a grumpy old lady, who LOVES scritches and wants the other cats to just leave her alone 😂

Someone said rude things and blocked me yesterday for talking about wrestling… so let me clear things up. I am a multi-faceted human with many interests, not just the one you followed me for. Hope this helps? 🤷‍♀️ I’m super friendly though! (Maybe talking about Sasquatch is offensive? 😆)

CARDIAC CATS #DUUUUVAL 🏈 @jaguarsnfl.bsky.social

Omg Jags. Omg.

Sasquatch just won the boxing match! … and so many other things you’ll say if you’re watching @mysterywrestling.bsky.social #MysteryWrestling @eviluno.bsky.social

And the next cat… sweet baby Coco. She barely has a meow and she’s so gentle and silly.

Since you all loved Kitty Omega, here’s Mercury! He’s the baby of the house.

When the only exposure you’ve had to mac & cheese is Kraft dinner, I can see why you’d have this take, I guess.

I just made mac & cheese for Friendsgiving tonight and there goes my healthy eating 😂 I’m good most of the time, so f*** it. It is soooooooo good

Kitty Omega ❤️

Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things that you like! 🐈 Cats 🎀 Anything pink and sparkly 🏰 Disney 💋 Kissing women 🐱 Hello Kitty/Sanrio 🥣 Vintage Pyrex 🏈 The Jags 🦩 Flamingos 🛀 Long baths 💎 Earrings

She’s gonna need a blood transfusion jeeez

I think I am done watching football this year.

The moon looked so cool on my walk tonight and pictures don’t do it justice at all.

Making broccoli cheese soup for dinner and my house smells amazing. 🥦 🧀 🥣

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transformers. It’ll always be sex robot for me! #wkuk