Bonus cat number 1: My mom’s cat, Cilantro. Someone abandoned him. She found him and now we love him. I’ll let his charm and beauty do the talking.

And my 6th and last indoor cat, my little mousy baby Minerva. She’s so tiny, loves her catnip, and only loves my daughter, her very best friend. She’s shy as can be but will approach you if you have chicken or turkey. She’s so perfect.

Good morning! Today’s cat is Spaghetti The Cat. He’s 9 years old, gigantic, and his brain is a mini meatball. He loves eating strings and drooling when you pet him. He’s jealous of his cat siblings and wants all the attentions. And I love him dearly.

Alright, next up is my sweet senior kitty, Malygos. (iykyk) Got her 15.5 years ago, she turned 16 in April. She’s a grumpy old lady, who LOVES scritches and wants the other cats to just leave her alone 😂

Someone said rude things and blocked me yesterday for talking about wrestling… so let me clear things up. I am a multi-faceted human with many interests, not just the one you followed me for. Hope this helps? 🤷‍♀️ I’m super friendly though! (Maybe talking about Sasquatch is offensive? 😆)

CARDIAC CATS #DUUUUVAL 🏈 @jaguarsnfl.bsky.social

Omg Jags. Omg.

Sasquatch just won the boxing match! … and so many other things you’ll say if you’re watching @mysterywrestling.bsky.social #MysteryWrestling @eviluno.bsky.social

And the next cat… sweet baby Coco. She barely has a meow and she’s so gentle and silly.

Since you all loved Kitty Omega, here’s Mercury! He’s the baby of the house.

When the only exposure you’ve had to mac & cheese is Kraft dinner, I can see why you’d have this take, I guess.

I just made mac & cheese for Friendsgiving tonight and there goes my healthy eating 😂 I’m good most of the time, so f*** it. It is soooooooo good

Kitty Omega ❤️

Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things that you like! 🐈 Cats 🎀 Anything pink and sparkly 🏰 Disney 💋 Kissing women 🐱 Hello Kitty/Sanrio 🥣 Vintage Pyrex 🏈 The Jags 🦩 Flamingos 🛀 Long baths 💎 Earrings

She’s gonna need a blood transfusion jeeez

I think I am done watching football this year.

The moon looked so cool on my walk tonight and pictures don’t do it justice at all.

Making broccoli cheese soup for dinner and my house smells amazing. 🥦 🧀 🥣

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transformers. It’ll always be sex robot for me! #wkuk

My daughter is 13 and this year she said no to trick or treating for the first time. Soooo we’re gonna go see Back to the Future in the theater tonight! 🎃

I wish I had a friend who would go re-watch the twilight movies in theaters with me 😂

Jack Perry could save the announcers so much time by shortening his name from Jungle Jack Perry to just Jungle Jerry. #genius #yourewelcome #AEWDynamite

Ok so maybe I bought a labubu and maybe I love it

Longlegs was certainly a movie…

Mannnnnnnnnnnnnnn I am just having a bad mental day

Seriously if you’re not watching Mystery Wrestling you’re missing Teletubbies v. Power Rangers @mysterywrestling.bsky.social

You should be watching Mystery Wrestling!! @mysterywrestling.bsky.social @eviluno.bsky.social

Sigh football

Tomorrow I get to play “Will football ruin my whole Sunday since we play at 9am in England” and I couldn’t be more excited

These things are too good

Hi I’m Mercury and I’m BAD 😂 🐈

Yes.

I made brown butter maple Rice Krispies treats. Yummm

I hate being sick and up at 3am 😔

I have like 30+ cat mugs at this point 🐈 🐈‍⬛ ☕️

Sure wish we could kick a f*cking football F@CK 😡 #SEAvsJAX

#SEAvsJAX #DUUUVAL

Go Jags

It's game day

DUUUUUUVAL

I think a raccoon beheaded my scarecrow… there were five on my porch last week 😂

I can’t seem to find anyone to hire me for a stupid little weekend retail job. I keep getting rejected. So annoying! My main job is an “office” professional role, but I also put in my years in retail in the past. It’s not like I’m unqualified. 😔

Seahawks hate week! 😤

The Jags won AND I got employee of the month.

Jacksonville hit the reset button again after finishing last season 4-13. Now, the Jaguars are 4-1 and just beat the Chiefs with new head coach Liam Coen. From the archives: http://dlvr.it/TNX86w

Jags fans, we get to enjoy a Victory Tuesday for the first time since 2011! I might mess around, trip and fall, and stumble into success in honor of my QB today.

Liam Coen acknowledging the Jaguars play crazy ball gotta love this guy