That’s folks problem now. Nobody held their hand. SMH.

this how i wanna kiss oomf

Need it

That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about

Just barely, but yes🙂‍↕️😅

I deserve to be getting spanked and stroked on a night like tonight

I’ve dead been rotting my life away at home. I enjoy being a homebody, but can’t help but feel guilty like I’m missing out on life. I wanna make new friends and do more experiences, idk. That’ll be one of my New Year’s resolutions

Pretty titty gal♥️

It’s a PPE night 😈👅

Help me choose my strain for the night: -Pink Peaches -Arctic Mintz or -Purple People Eater (Deciding in 10 minutes!)

a lot of female reproductive disorders (like PCOS and endometriosis) are biological/genetic adaptations that came about bc of the abuse of women through their wombs. especially among Black american women. but we’ll never research women’s health enough to find out.

It’s ONLY Saturday.

Just realized I have the power + free will to make my own crab rangoons that account for my food sensitivities. I just haven’t eaten them for like, 10 years!! Will 100% be trying sometime in the next week

I love being up at these hours, smoking my little j, headphones in just vibing to asmr and giggling as I scroll

DOO U WANT MEEEEE DO U WANNAAAA LOVE ME LIKE THAAAAT

Love scrolling in child’s pose My lower back is releasing so slowly but I feeeel it 😩

Smiley girl 🥰

Lord my backkk I’m spending the next hour stretching

I want to play in my makeup tonight! It’s been too long

The spanakopita I made is so fucking good. So glad I made a separate lil pan for my house yesterday (so is my roommate and their partner lmao) This might be my quick but impressive “make for a party/gathering” recipe for a lil while

I was just sitting in silence and then suddenly the chorus to If Him Lef by Lady Saw just erupted out of my mouth?? Why was that on my soul like that lmfaoooo

Rolled out of bed ONLY to pick up my 🥬 order, and restock on my 3 beverage trinity (outside of my primary love, water🩵): kombucha, matcha, and ginger lime seltzer lmao Best believe I’m already home and pantsless as I should be. I will be under my heated blanket until further notice, thank you

So much 😅☺️

Judging someone’s beverage choice in a moment like this is BLOWING ME

Sending love

Brownies and cupcakes baked✅ Cookie dough and frostings made✅ Sweet potatoes roasting for pie✅ Green beans simmering✅ Spanakopita filling pre made✅ Once/while everything comes off the stove, I’m gonna do all the mise en place I can to make tomorrow super smooth! No rushed/stressed cooking🙏🏽🤞🏽

I love being able to read 😮‍💨

I don't think Thanksgiving plates photograph well just as a rule

I’m washed lol I really be falling asleep at the drop of a hat. I could’ve sworn I was just awake

If you’ve also not done any deep stretching for your hips lately, it’s the perfect 2 birds one stone scenario ! Decided to sink into a stretch watching TV on Sunday, and had to pause it bc I ended up sobbing in under 30 seconds from the release😅 Needed that bad 🙂‍↕️

I made almost 200 cookies in the last 24hrs for all the families I work with, and it was so worth it to hand them out this evening🥰

Im there for people who I lowkey know dont really fuck wit me, but thats okay 😌💕

Nahhhhhhhhh, y'all just don't want us to sub in and show y'all asses up.

But have you tried crying?

not to say nobody cares, but optimism be fleeting sometimes.

imagine knowing literally anything about Haiti and deciding to try this

Hiii ✨ I hope you’re having a lovely day so far 🫶🏽

Im fresh outta ass. I lost mine in a thumb wars a few months back

Tomorrow is Trans Day of Resiliance and Rememberance. Perfect day to support trans and gender nonconforming Black folks. $1, $5, or $10 is helpful to our survival.

I feel very vindicated that three other people in the line after me at this cafe have vocalized their disappointment that they got rid of the pistachio chocolate chip scone until spring. I am not alone in my despair.

Just let me nibble a lil bit

i love cranberry juice straight from the cran

I made such a beautiful chicken/ vegetable broth this morning, and then made soup using that broth this afternoon! Had enough to fill and freeze many cubes of both for the future, and eat for the next couple of days! I’m so pleased lmao

Cornbraids with the beads/mini skirt/sunglasses Beyoncé in the Check Up On It music video was instrumental in my gay awakening That entire music video is a work of art for the pink lovers of the world

Welp 🧍🏽‍♀️

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I be in yall conversations so bad. If I randomly like your post from a thread. It’s cause I’m in your business and I agree with you heheh 🤭

I know it’s 1am, but what if I want a salmon salad?