I’d be a doctor so I can tell my husband I don’t accept his insurance.

The only good thing to come out of all of this is no longer having to ask yourself if that thing you think is a thing is really and truly a thing. Yes. It is a thing. It is the worst thing. They aren’t even trying to hide it now and if they are they’re doing it badly. Oh my god it is super a thing.

I'm sorry, I want them almost gone.

Why has no one done away with him yet?

TERRORISM EXPERT HERE: This statement is a clear example of what is known as “State Terrorism”: When the dictatorship will order all instruments of its state security & intelligence apparatus against its own citizens to terrorize the population.

🎶Everybody's going to the party, have a real good time🎶

Goals.

Clicking my nails SpongeBob quotes/Victory screech Twirling my hair Pretend violin/finger movements Staring off into space

I had to tell my son I'm going out blasting if they try to separate us.

2a. Tyranny. Use it.

YOINK!! Thank you 🩶

Two of my hoes got the same birthday, 10 years apart.

Steady moving like these fck niggas and watch me end up in a relationship smh

Love bomb these niggas back, fuck it

I’m a Gemini 🙃

Almost missed cut off for paying my rent 🤧

my god this is so unconstitutional that it contradicts his own unconstitutional EO

I thought the whole gag was America First????

4 years. Man, so this really how things are going to be. No progress? The rich keep getting away with it, and we eat each other to survive?

After a few days witnessing the Bad Bunny Super Bowl thing I guess my questions are: Is this just how it is now? Are white people just going to cry about every single thing that ever happens from now on until forever now? Like on top of the kidnappings are they just going to keep fucking whining?

Everything fucking sucks and it’s all white people fault.

all of these videos are horrifying. what feels so singularly striking and scary to me in all of them is the individual seething contempt and rage of these agents

A relative confirms multiple people were taken by ICE at the Walmart on North Ave in Chicago. I’m home. My family, extended family is fine. Two family members had interactions with ICE. Please read this. I’m tired. Will book promo somehow in this dystopia. substack.com/@alisavaldes...

Gon be Hunger Games for those boots. Watch.

Nah. Him saying he wanted the “princess treatment” was SICK! We used to go to WAR!!!

I ran out of fingers to count on

Meg casually dropping a love song rn is so funny to me

Fell asleep and missed my booty call 😮‍💨🥲

LOUDER

She needs to be dragged on her diaper butt

I was OBSESSED w this album at 9 lmaoooo

Freaky Grandma really trippin

WHOA

Another micro aggressive night out in Texas last night lol The mayo mongrels are really itching for a reaction and we're paying them dust

this was you right? bsky.app/profile/npr....

You're still right leaning. Save the performance.

I have wanted to know less about this loser for over a decade...FREE ME!!!

Iconic, truly

Uhhhh...i dnt think it's supposed to do that

Damn.........

I know a chick that named her cat that and not even after the cartoon character and it made me IRATE

Yall don't know how to shop if you think Walmart is the cheapest lmaoooo

"I call it Bold and brash." "More like: Belongs in the trash"

Bc they won't leave trans people and their healthcare alone 😪

Lmaoooo my God what is happening

Check on your single mom friends🥹

Lmaoooo he really tried to throw that in like we wouldn't notice