Homer Simpsoned her ass

www.youtube.com/watch?v=COP0... This is canon

Search for any term or phrase in Bluesky, and there's a 90% chance that the fifth post in the results will be a big ol' chode

Just a rough couple of fortnights for baby boi

Incroyable!

The horror of sitting across from a Trump voter is the realization that they do not believe in universal human rights. Simple as. They believe in a tiered, racist and patriarchical system of humanity, and they're voting to ensure they remain at the top of it.

Sounds like Baby Boi made A Deal of Costanzanesque proportions

How's everyone's Easter Tuesday going? Just one week out from Yom HaShoah, too (Holocaust Remembrance Day)

The Bridge and Power Plant Day Crisis reaches critical mass Tuesday at 8PM with the premeditated mass murder of an entire civilization Then don't forget to catch up with Homelander's latest insane, deplorable, and totally satirical hijnks Wednesday, only on Prime

The norms of presidential power just getting an extremely vigorous workout

“a whole civilization will die tonight” - the bloated oaf who hosted The Apprentice as a country we deserve whatever happens to us for allowing this guy to have any power at all

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, Bridge Day, and Power Generator Day all wrapped in one, on Hoth. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Energy Shield, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. Sith Lord DARTH VADER

some song posting

Libera te tutemet ex inferis.

Turns out it's all dark

i think we had enough foolish 25A fantasies during the first admin, and this cabinet is significantly worse than the first one. congress is the only body with the power to stop this, and if the republicans in congress won’t, then say that instead.

Half time chaser with punctuation Happy Easter

The hypnotic power of Mike Portnoy’s flashing sticks questing, ranging over toms and splash alike, in search of the elusive Sick Beat

Describe your Friday in one word

Been signing “Batman fights for everyone” all morning

George C. Scott at the Doctor Strangelove premiere, realizing Kubrick only used the goofy takes.

It’s actually pronounced “Sinjins”

So far, the data suggests that letting the stupidest asshole crybaby to ever live "go with his gut" provides suboptimal results

The what now

Most certainly the low point of Wisconsin's season

Buy it now because I promise this will be the most popular Christmas gift of 2026

What do you mean the jury is already deliberating without having called Randy Walters' wife to the stand

It's not just that they're stupid, it's that they're offended by the insinuation that they're expected to do any amount of work whatsoever to mask the fact that they're stupid

I’m so glad I’ve lived long enough to see Afroman testify in court wearing an Oops! All Flags outfit because he’s being sued by a bunch of cops for a song he wrote about a raid they did on his house. Get their asses, Afroman. ALL DAY EVERY DAY. youtu.be/u4AiuqQpB1U

Afroman is a national treasure 😂😂😂 Cops are great

An overconfident Team USA getting embarrassed by a much smaller country in front of a global audience is their last and most beautiful tribute to the American military yet

very funny to see an athlete say jesus christ is the reason they were able to beat america

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

T-Pain has won too much and has been asked to leave

誰がファースト？

Korea would like to just go home if it's all the same to you

In a week Pwesident Infant is going to be using the Epstein Files to distract from Iran

Levels of #MACtion heretofore not thought possible

Happy Mario day!

How it started / how it's going

an anagram for "kristi noem" is "i stink more"

#Neighbors just bullseyeing the dark beating heart of the self-induced mental illness of living in this hospice nation

Anytime is the right time to block @thetnholler.bsky.social

Benjamin Ryan openly admits that his reporting on trans issues is animated by personal bias against someone who was mean to him online. Ben is not capable of reporting on this issue objectively, and yet the New York Times and other outlets repeatedly let him do just that.

It’s not really a mystery as to why you don’t see many folks on the right cheering on and celebrating American Olympic victories. They hate the country as it exists today. They’re very clear on this point.

Farm up for sale once again--need this Plot Armor to hold up

Lord Stanley's Cup in grave peril and not a peep from the lamestream media