It’s when my husband tells stories about the time he told a reporter he wanted her to have his baby, and then we learned all about felching, and the 37 affairs he documented in his diary during his previous marriage. There’s just no time like the holidays in the Kennedy house!

Muppets Christmas Carol is the best Christmas movie bc it includes a song with the lyrics, "your future is a horror story written by your crimes" & nothing says Christmas cheer more than that. Also Michael Caine deserved all the awards for that performance. Perfection. No notes.

it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: December 13 edition" — Glenn Beck wrecks it, Donny bedecks it, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

Everyday Americans get nickel and dimed while the rich dodge taxes. They struggle to get by while the wealth of the 1% skyrockets. They see their voices drowned out while the well-connected avoid accountability. There are two sets of rules in America: One for the rich. Another for everyone else.

Who else thinks Congress needs to demand Pete Hegseth resign?

Q: “What’s your message to those 24 million Americans who will see their insurance premiums go up?” Trump: “Don’t make it sound so bad because obviously you’re a sycophant for Democrats”. 🤬

I’m just going to have to assume that CBS News has some other objective in mind besides getting decent ratings.

Too bad MAGAts! While these folks were working for Americans, the Orange Grifter was molesting little girls. But YOU still support that perverted pedophile!

He absolutely does not care that your healthcare, is about to run out. Zero fucks are given.

When the government admits it broke the law to imprison children, that is not a policy failure. It is a moral one.

@kamalaharris.com Kamala just started her own PAC! Just signed up for automatic monthly payments. fightforthepeoplepac.com

#GVerse While you fly around the country, playing dress-up for the cameras. 🤣 Mic drop!🎤

U.S. pals: Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army. There are better charities out there. Much better.

Remember: The recipe for economic growth isn’t tax cuts for the rich. It’s investment in our people — in health care, infrastructure and education — to build a strong middle class. You don't grow the economy through trickle-down nonsense.

Steve Bannon ripped off his own followers with his ‘build the wall’ scam. Trump pardons him. Then photos come out showing him hanging out with Jeffrey Epstein AFTER he was charged with child trafficking, and yet he somehow has an audience because really MAGA stands for nothing.

The White House continues to make our work harder. They’ve: ✂️ Cut funding for transportation and education 👎 Effectively told families in poverty “you’re on your own” ❌ Presided over the longest government shutdown in history 🚨 Failed to act after Western Maryland was hit by a devastating storm.

All the Epstein Files, pictures, and sex tapes need to be released NOW! This dribbling out little by little is ridiculous ! We know that Epstein has videos of Trump having sex with little girls. He said so himself.

U.S. military spending is set to hit a record $1 trillion. Roughly half of defense spending goes to private contractors that routinely price-gouge the government. Meanwhile, the Pentagon has failed seven straight audits. This is the military industrial complex on steroids.

open.substack.com/pub/meidasto... "..When the Secretary of Homeland Security can’t stay in a hearing long enough to answer basic questions and when the public trusts the protesters more than the person running the agency, you don’t have a messaging problem. You have a legitimacy crisis.." #BlueCrew

Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s Nephew speaks out after ICE arrest: I think what I would have to say to Karoline is just because you went to a catholic school doesn't make you a good catholic.

A simple question

I’m doing my best not to rage at folks who voted for Trump but I’m losing my patience.

This guy is blowing himself like Ron Jeremy.

Apparently we’ve established that if the US can seize the largest tanker off Venezuela, it can just as easily seize a small, alleged drug boat without murdering the occupants.

Buttigieg on Indiana: "The big part of how Trumpism works is to make you feel totally disempowered. To make him feel inevitable. And yet the clear takeaway from this is he is not unstoppable and you are not without power."

Stephen Miller is to blame for the evil ICE is doing. Trump is to blame for listening to Miller. The Republican party is to blame for supporting Trump. MAGA voters are to blame for re-electing Trump. There's enough blame for all of them to share.

MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported? NOEM: We haven't deported veterans MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea

The US government is now a mafia organization.

I'm getting tired of this President using his platform to verbally abuse and demean people in our country just because he can. Hey dickhead, try doing your job better instead of focusing on all the 1980s put-downs.

Does anyone else feel like it happens often that I look at my phone and it’s 9:11 and still get an uneasy feeling about it?

Absolutely 💯

Yep

Little Donny trump is calling a nationalized Congresswoman citizen illegal for wearing a “turban” while sucking a Saudi prince’s dick!

A Klan rally without the hoods.

What the fuck is he (ever) talking about?

Trump: "My all time favorite chart was the chart I had in Butler. I said, 'Let's look at the chart.' *Bing!* I don't care how good that charts looks, that's shit compared to the one in Butler. I like the Butler chart."

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Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke

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David Ellison of Paramount is furious that a) Netflix outbid him for Warner Brothers; and b) He is constantly being mistaken for Eric Trump

If you read one thing today, please prioritize @atrupar.com's PN. @nberlat.bsky.social writes: "For fascists like Trump, hatred is both a tactic and a goal. That’s why he defaults to bigotry whenever there is a crisis. Racism is his only tool and his only dream." www.publicnotice.co/p/trump-soma...

Why have so many corporations lined up to donate to Trump’s ballroom project? Because in Trump's White House, everything is for sale — even the building itself. Watch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nbf6BJzpk1E

Masked immigration authorities were recorded on video following a woman back to her Louisiana home during what the Department of Homeland Security is calling a “targeted immigration enforcement operation.”

SO NOW BLOODTHIRSTY DONNY DIAPERLOAD IS PUTTING HIS WRETCHED NAME ON THE 'US INSTITUTE OF PEACE." HOLY SHIT, WE'RE ALL TRAPPED IN AN ORWELLIAN NIGHTMARE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO YET ANOTHER ONE OF MY EXTREMELY ANGRY POSTS, WHICH YOU CAN READ HERE: bit.ly/4iFrd8d