One of my new favorite hobbies is sending @tuckiozi.bsky.social pictures of inedible objects that look like food and hearing the soft, exhausted, "Noooo... :(" on the other end of the voice call.

I understand this is an incredibly serious headline about something that has health repercussions but the phrasing of this makes it seem like some kind of horribly fatal wheat-based pasta contagion has escaped into our populace.

Happy release day Hades 2!!! Here is fanart of Melinoe in all her wooly glory 🐑❤️ #hades

Look what we have here then.

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

Received some sad family news today. Any good vibes or pet pictures or fun facts would be appreciated.

I’m sorry but “We didn’t wait 20 years for Bobby to finally speak and then get served Tylenol as an answer” is sending me 😭😂

BY JOVE IT'S THE DAY

Streaming has let us control what we watch and when we watch it but the fact that young people nowadays will never channel surf and find Godzilla vs Monster Zero at 1 AM is a tangible loss to the human experience.

Don't waste your time learning things you don't want or need RIGHT NOW. Lose yourself in the fun, do things that ARE FUN. Don't get blinded by this idea of having to be an expert before you can even begin.

PBS Passport only requires you to donate $60 a year to your local PBS station! One amazing thing they have on there is shows from their Great Performances series, which currently includes pro-filmed versions of major recent plays, operas, ballets, etc.

cave bear

Said "Piss of Keace" instead of "Kiss of Peace" during a lecture today. How's your day going?

I am incredibly determined to make something artistic today. It doesn’t even need to be good. I just have to make something.

Rule one in protesting a government: don’t sign up for anything. Don’t put your legal government name anywhere.

nobody wants video essays anymore. all the money’s in illuminated manuscripts these days. you can write any manuscript at all – a terrible one! it doesn’t matter! some startup will still jump in your emails begging to partner with you and get it illuminated

“Just we two” Postcard from my collection. Copyright 1907, mailed 1909. This is by C.E. Bullard, my favorite of the Victorian/Edwardian cat photographers. He seemed to genuinely love cats and didn't restrain them or cram them into tiny costumes.

Things are stressful which means I have to work on my lychgate project some more.

Bare legger denne her 🤷

Casually bringing up at the family dinner that I know the whereabouts of nannas amulet of power

Before knowing all the facts, voices on the right are now exploiting the tragic death of Charlie Kirk & calling for all-out war on the left. This is sad, but not surprising, at a time when we should all be denouncing political violence. They were not so upset when Minn. Democrats were assassinated.

Big news! I saw a very small lizard on my walk across campus today!

First the Swedes moved a church as slow TV. Now the Norwegians move a viking ship as slow TV. We gave you Scandi crime, and now Scandi slow TV.

Serenity now!

I would like to maybe hibernate for at least a week but preferably for about a month, thanks.

the dailup sound was a protection spell the computer said for us every time we went online but we thought we were too good for it. we wanted to be on the phone and the computer at the same time. we wanted to be on the phone and the computer at the same time and now we’re fucked

I want the subtitle of this book to be: “And I’m a Carolingian Girl.”

Hey bro I didn't want to mention it at the table but when we were out with your friend your motif was playing in his theme. Yeah it had the glissando sweeping into the diminished seventh in E and everything. That was our flourish bro.

My heart is heavy tonight. Graham Greene was an institution and an inspiration; we are better for him having been here.

"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.

rat

Welcome to the lychgate buffet (it is just me sitting here by myself).

Sunny is genetically half-dust bunny and his favorite hobby is Attack Feet.

...but not illegal to say, "god, i want it to happen." because that's its own sentence. it's an incomplete sentence, but it may have nothing to do with the sentence before that, so, that's perfectly fine. perfectly legal.

time to open the Bad News app and scroll until I see a cat

Hi authors! Please remember to file a claim!

restaurants are a scam. most restaurants secretly have a kitchen in the back that you’re not allowed to see where they prepare all the food

It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!

third amendment sickos ASSEMBLE

you would not believe your eyes

between this and Not Like Us it’s been a rough couple years

Important detail: John Brown was going around fighting and killing slaveowners with the sickest looking longsword I've ever seen