You awake and open your eyes. You are only a small boat in the middle of some water. You see a mast with a sail, decorated in red and white diagonal stripes. The horizon is strange and fuzzy, but you see an island close by, a sole menhir on it and a crumbled red structure. strawpoll.com/jVyG2O919Z7

Nights like this are the best. All the trouble of the world is momentarily set aside while we're collectively marveling at the pretty lights and nature together. This is how it's supposed to be. Life, I mean. Shared joy and all. 🙂

Hey hi hello the Aurora Borealis is doing stuff in Kansas again.

Ohhh why not

I’m up sick and reading Wikipedia articles about bridges while I wait for the next wave of Pain.

Oof I am not feeling great today.

i don't fucking know man, i think we need to be making art, just making art. draw a little thing, a weird guy, a cool place, indeterminate shapes of all meaning. make a fucking tune, carve some wood. just make it.

Hey wait a minute these roads lead all kinds of places

My cousin found a letter that my mom wrote to my uncle and it’s pretty fantastic.

So far election night USA seems to be a real referendum on “normal people are already sick of this shit”

AAHHHHH!!!!

as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism

I will never stop telling people to watch S1 of The Terror. Never.

Happy Hallow’s Eve Eve! Have my kindergarten self dressed as a pterodactyl.

These terrifying bats are looking forward to #Halloween 🦇🦇🦇😱 Bodl. Library MS. Ashmole 304; 13th century; England, St. Albans; f.47v @bodleian.ox.ac.uk

It's so windy that I saw a Dorito flying by and thought it was a leaf.

Concept of the day: person who goes into a room and says 'it smells like...' before listing off every single olfactory note in the room.

What’s the matter with you? What’s the matter with you, shipmate?

'TIS THE SEASON

Fun little memento mori when searching for cute antiques

"This fucking sucks" and "all is lost" are two different sentences. Don't say the second when you mean the first.

Concept of the day: one of those ghost hunting show psychics who detects energies, but they can only detect the energies of animal ghosts. “Something terrible happened here,” but it was like a pigeon pecking another pigeon.

Oh, it's PS2 North America's launch anniversary

Physicists have invented a Kansas City that’s in neither Kansas nor Missouri but instead exists in some kind of plasma intermediary state but the FDA won’t approve it because it doesn’t have barbecue yet

For exactly one second, I lived in a perfect world where so many people appreciated the fine and noble blue jay (Cyanocitta cristata) that they trended here. But, alas, t'was baseball.

Concept: recipe blog where the longwinded stories before the actual recipe get progressively more improbable and fantastical

we know the sea to be an everlasting terra incognita

It's 10 o'clock in the morning on October the 24th, if you want to know.

I mean, I had to

Lake Michigan looked very, very pretty yesterday.

Miss my partner a lot. :(

i think its a good review of my burgers that my partner proposed marriage after tasting

“Ah. My beef mountain. 😔” - @tuckiozi.bsky.social, 2025

All power to the brilliant, kind and highly qualified teams at the BL, who take care of our treasures and do everything they can to support visitors. I'm so sick of GLAM professionals being undervalued and disrespected.

Great day for finding little friends.

"did you see what happened Over There on The Other Site?" no did you see what happened in yonder tree

I think more people should know about Grey. He was formerly a feral tomcat in my mom’s backyard who ended fathering a ton of kittens (of HMS Purrabus fame) before we managed to catch him and get some TNR done. There was a point where he was not very friendly. 1/

Jenny Nicholson tweet continues to not miss

I’m on a RORO ferry in Norway and having anxiety that only @beyondthebreakers.bsky.social could inspire.

Call me Miss the Train on account of the way I missed my damn train.

Hey HEY I know this guy!!

work work

how about you care about actual fucking people on this planet before you start wondering if your toaster has a soul. Once everyone materially demonstrates they care for all people on this planet and we deal WITH ALL THAT and all the animals too then we can talk about your nonsense.

[kash patel doing a presentation in front of FBI employees] ok everyone, watch this [he pulls out a skateboard and tries to do a kickflip but falls on his ass and is carried out by two agents]