Johan Ludvig Brattås
@sqlclause.no
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Just this guy, you know? (He/Him) Oh, and a Microsoft Data Platform MVP
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The Miriam-Webster™
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Apropos tradwives som stiller opp til debatt i beste sendetid på statskanalen
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Dense yet tender seems like a description for a person, not a pudding... But it does sound like a scrumptious pudding cake
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Only two more days of work before new adventures.
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Eamon was bored and came upstairs to say hello
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SqlBobScot.bsky.social
about 16 hours ago
OMG just read about
openvisualizationacademy.org
Excited is a slight understatement....
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Whoop! Endelig ny bok fra
@chacsan.bsky.social
🤩 Bare synd det er siste Dragens Øye boka
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Jen Kuntz 🇨🇦
2 days ago
I love this post from @
[email protected]
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anniemueller.com/posts/how-i-...
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How I, a non-developer, read the tutorial you, a developer, wrote for me, a beginner - annie's blog
“Hello! I am a developer. Here is my relevant experience: I code in Hoobijag and sometimes jabbernocks and of course ABCDE++++ (but never ABCDE+/^+ are you kidding? ha!) and I like working with Shoobababoo and occasionally kleptomitrons. I’ve gotten to work for Company1 doing Shoobaboo-ing code things and that’s what led me to the Snarfus. So, let’s dive in!
https://anniemueller.com/posts/how-i-a-non-developer-read-the-tutorial-you-a-developer-wrote-for-me-a-beginner
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In need of a distraction this morning? Read this attempt at testing out endangered British puddings by an American.
www.theguardian.com/food/2025/se...
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Steam, stodge – and so much suet: I made 10 endangered British puddings. Are any actually worth saving?
With many classic puddings on the verge of dying out, I set out to discover which should be back on the menu. It was a journey through some of the heaviest desserts in history
https://www.theguardian.com/food/2025/sep/23/steam-stodge-suet-endangered-british-puddings-are-any-worth-saving?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
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Well, the hot September ended suddenly. Woke up to 0 C
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Kagi HQ
4 days ago
We open-sourced ask, a lightweight (~200 lines) shell script for interacting with LLMs through OpenRouterAPI (in the future Kagi Assistant API). Check it out here:
github.com/kagisearch/ask
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GitHub - kagisearch/ask: A lightweight bash script for querying AI models via the OpenRouter API, optimized for direct, executable output.
A lightweight bash script for querying AI models via the OpenRouter API, optimized for direct, executable output. - kagisearch/ask
https://github.com/kagisearch/ask
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Great little walk in the forest today. Eamon got to run like mad and play while I foraged for mushrooms. Had a nice catch of mushrooms as well.
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Deno Wylie
6 days ago
I always forget to share this, but my birthday is this coming Wedensday and I'm going on a trip to see my love again after a whole year apart, so if you wanna give a tip there couldn't be a better time for it! Thankyou!💚
ko-fi.com/lemurdeno
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Buy Deno Wylie a Coffee
Become a supporter of Deno Wylie today!
https://ko-fi.com/lemurdeno
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Andy Cutler
6 days ago
We are go for Retro Data! Still time to register and join: Join me at Retro Data Alpha
meetu.ps/e/PlftW/xPGT...
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Karlijn Löwik
8 days ago
Don't want LinkedIN to automatically train its AI on your data, switch it off here:
www.linkedin.com/mypreference...
Not sure about the rest of the world, but if you don't switch it off it will start collecting in November for the Netherlands/ Dutch members.
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Closing in on initial announcement and planning for a fun event next year...
9 days ago
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Rostvaag
9 days ago
Boom!
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I look forward to TikTok's new licensing model...
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Ragnhild Holmås
10 days ago
Tre pirresnutter fra "Hva er det du sier?", som kommer neste uke! For oss forfattere er forhåndsbestillinger ekstra verdifulle – så hvis du bestiller den nå, vinner vi begge (fordi du får gratis frakt)!
til.ark.no/hvaerdet
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Ine Harsten 📎
10 days ago
At Document åpner ballet i
#Debatten
om europeisk innvandringsmotstand, viser bare hvor langt ut mot ekstrem-høyre Overton vinduet nå har beveget seg Det er ikke tilfeldig at NRK karakteriserte Charley Kirk som konservativ og opptatt av familieverdier
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MVPSummit registration completed!
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Marco Russo
10 days ago
We finally have 𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿-𝗱𝗲𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝗳𝘂𝗻𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 (𝗨𝗗𝗙) in DAX! Don't make mistakes; this is not a user data function in Fabric. This is a new DAX feature, the most important one in the last five years. Read/watch more:
https://www.sqlbi.com/articles/introducing-user-defined-functions-in-dax/
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The Guardian
10 days ago
Rebel Royals: An Unlikely Love Story review – the one about the princess and the ‘soul-sexual’ shaman
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Rebel Royals: An Unlikely Love Story review – the one about the princess and the ‘soul-sexual’ shaman
She is Norwegian royalty. He is Gwyneth Paltrow’s healer. Now, the tale of their shocking marriage is shared in this shallow, gushing documentary. Still, at least they have Prince Harry’s blessing
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2025/sep/16/rebel-royals-an-unlikely-love-story-review-the-one-about-the-princess-and-the-soul-sexual-shaman?utm_term=Autofeed&CMP=bsky_gu&utm_medium=&utm_source=Bluesky#Echobox=1757997875
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Auschwitz Memorial
11 days ago
15 September 1944 | A Polish man Edward Galiński and a Jewish woman Mala Zimetbaum - two prisoners who fell in love & escaped the camp in June 1944 - were executed by hanging at the
#Auschwitz
II-Birkenau camp.
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2 out of 35 attendees gave feedback. At least one gave some constructive feedback to the session so I can improve it.
13 days ago
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George Square is a bit hidden this year, but will probably look great next time I get a chance to visit Glasgow again. Thanks for having me,
@datascotland.org
it has as always been a blast!
#MVPBuzz
13 days ago
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Nice rainbow in Glasgow earlier today
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Eliot Higgins
14 days ago
What really needs to be banned are social media algorithms. This is just telling kids they can't have digital crack cocaine until they're 16.
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Reitse Eskens
15 days ago
Blog alert! This time on reasons why the community thinks in-person events still matter!
#DataSaturday
#SqlSaturday
#Meetup
#AzureDataTechGroups
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Why in-person events matter: insights from the community
When 2020 happened, a lot of things came to a standstill. Working at the office, going to a bar or a movie, and attending in-person events. Before we knew it, everything went online. Work from home became the standard, services like Netflix and movies at home boomed, and data events were available through Teams or Zoom. Since 2022, many events have returned to in-person formats (or are attempting to), but I'm hearing from numerous organisers that attendance is declining.
http://sqlreitse.com/2025/09/11/why-in-person-events-matter-insights-from-the-community/
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First the Swedes moved a church as slow TV. Now the Norwegians move a viking ship as slow TV. We gave you Scandi crime, and now Scandi slow TV.
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16 days ago
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way0utwest
18 days ago
For those of you that have enjoyed Phil Factor on Simple Talk, he passed away recently. RIP Andrew Clarke -
www.red-gate.com/simple-talk/...
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A Tribute to Andrew Clarke (a.k.a. Phil Factor)
We are deeply saddened to share the news that Andrew Clarke, better known to Simple-Talk readers as Phil Factor, recently passed away.
https://www.red-gate.com/simple-talk/featured/a-tribute-to-andrew-clarke-a-k-a-phil-factor/
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Jeg har hatt en mistanke om at jeg har jobbet med mammaen til Frøya, men etter å ha sett dette bilder er jeg ikke lenger i tvil. Utrolig kult hvis hun kommer inn på tinget, selv om MDG ikke er mitt parti.
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The Guardian
18 days ago
Fugitive father shot dead by police – as it happened
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Fugitive father shot dead by police – as it happened
This blog is now closed. Our full report is here: Tom Phillips shot dead after attempted burglary, NZ police confirm The mayor of Waitomo, John Robertson, told the Guardian this morning’s events were the worst possible outcome for the community. “I’m shattered, to be honest, and there will be many in the community that are devastated that this was the outcome after three and a half, four years,” he said. So it’s just devastating news. Really the worst outcome we could have expected. No day that goes by that I don’t think about all four of them. It hurts every time I see photos of the children and of you, and see some of your stuff that is still here, thinking what could have been if you had not gone away. Continue reading...
https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2025/sep/08/tom-phillips-shooting-live-updates-nz-police-search-for-children-of-fugitive-father-shot-new-zealand-police-latest-updates?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=bluesky&CMP=bsky_gu
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Today I met a 9 month old mix of poodle and borzoi (mother borzoi, father borzoi/poodle) - and it was like a mix of a sighthound and a brown sheep. And
19 days ago
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Is there an insurance that covers damages to the house from neurodiverse kids having a meltdown? 😬 I really hate plasterboard walls.
19 days ago
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Er det bare meg eller er hele LinkedIn full av sutrende høyreside-folk? Har nå måttet starte å mute folk.
20 days ago
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Today I have been out foraging for mushrooms (with experts to guide me), and while I was sneaking around the forests I stumbled across somebody’s jungle gym. As you can see, it’s a sparse gym.
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Audun Lysbakken
21 days ago
Oslofolk! Se her: stem på SV og Andreas.
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Oslo-måling: Hårfin duell mellom SV og Frp
SV og Frp kjemper om det siste mandatet fra Oslo. Det skiller bare noen hundre stemmer.
https://www.tv2.no/nyheter/oslo-maling-harfin-duell-mellom-sv-og-frp/18067052/
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Oh my! I hadn’t seen that there’s a sequel to the greatest band movie of all time!
youtu.be/70DDf9OXsFA
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Spinal Tap II: The End Continues - Official Trailer | SDCC 2025
YouTube video by IGN
https://youtu.be/70DDf9OXsFA
21 days ago
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Makena Barickman
22 days ago
On the blog today I announced some exciting updates coming very soon... SSMS 21 updates and SSMS 22 Preview! :D Check it out!
techcommunity.microsoft.com/blog/sqlserv...
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Coming Soon: More SSMS 21 Updates and SSMS 22 Preview! | Microsoft Community Hub
Coming soon: an additional SSMS 21 release and the upcoming Preview of SSMS 22!
https://techcommunity.microsoft.com/blog/sqlserver/coming-soon-more-ssms-21-updates-and-ssms-22-preview/4450961
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It's deer ked season and I need to buy something bright yellow or green to wear in the forest. Or invent something that kills all of the pesky buggers as soon as they come within a meter of me.
22 days ago
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Lauren McKenzie
2 months ago
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Team Cherry
22 days ago
The hunt is on! Hollow Knight: Silksong is available now on all platforms, including day one on Xbox Game Pass!
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Oh, why do right-wing politicians capture the young boys? You might find some of the answers here.
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22 days ago
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Daniel Hutmacher
22 days ago
If you can brute-force a key by guessing 10000 codes, it's not exactly "encrypted". And saying that not even X can read encrypted messages, while _technically_ correct, is wildly misleading. It will take a tiny fraction of a second to "crack" this type of encryption.
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Ah, the joy of having to keep explaining myself to someone who seems more worried that I will take their job (which I'm not - I've already stated I'm leaving within a month) than to actually think about the things I point out. I'm just trying to help them improve
22 days ago
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A question for the
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experts - (which I'm too rusty to claim to be one of...) A co-worker has a fact table with multiple date columns, and want to be able to let users pick date column A in one filter and date column F in another filter and then be able to calculate the days between the two
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Got a connection request on LinkedIn from a «guy» who clearly had a new profile - as picture was only added after connection request was sent. «Indonesian bank» offering easy money. Obviously a new scam, but the account still had connections in common with me.
23 days ago
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Hadde jeg ikke allerede valgt parti kunne dette virkelig ha fått meg til å bestemt meg. Etter en halvside med tvilsomme argumenter legger han ved bilde av seg selv av alle ting. MDG som blåkopi av Rødt du...
23 days ago
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Surprise!
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