The Supreme Court's decision to let the Trump White House implement its anti-trans passport policy is vile, and I appreciate Jackson going out of her way to include in her dissent, for the record, the administration's language justifying the policy. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...

they should let lawyers be dogs. i would win every case by screaming and they would have to give my client one million dollars

they should let lawyers be dogs. i would win every case by screaming and they would have to give my client one million dollars

they should make a livestream for dogs. it's a 24/7 feed of the mailperson's route and when they get to a house it pauses there waiting for you to bark like how dora prompts humans to say things

they should let dogs put their mouths around a human's hand but not bite down so they look very silly standing there and maybe leading the humans places

they should let dogs own businesses

a couple years ago i contracted with one of subway's ad agencies for a small rotating sandwiches collab that ultimately they decided not to publish and i never did anything with. today feels like a good day to post one of them. here's my favorite subway sandwich, the veggie delight

On Tuesday night, you may have noticed something a little different on Bluesky. Here's a peek behind the scenes of how the election feed came together. Endlessly grateful for this collaboration with @wnyc.org/@gothamist.com & @bsky.app!

The D.C. man accused of assaulting a U.S. Border Patrol agent with a Subway sandwich was found not guilty by a jury

it's obviously upsetting that a zoophile is selling a sticker based on my name and blocklist, but "sticker hauls" like these from zoophiles are actually great tools to use when looking out for dogwhistles and thus, giving me an opportunity to inform people so they know what to look for. 🧵

they should let dogs own businesses

that potion-brewing witch who was solving mysteries with her pet cat? yeah i just heard she got cancelled for refusing to brew a strength potion for a gay orc. big fucking news in the magic forest, everyones up in arms bro

presumably most people will lose a pound or two, and "heavy Georg", an Akira-style behemoth floating off the coast of Maine will lose most of the weight

anyone else getting judgy vibes from the labeler

After fighting the democratic socialist’s candidacy tooth and nail, the city’s ruling class is lining up to shake his hand.

and so it begins

team is aware of some service problems. looking into it.

BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

The FBI is trying to unmask the owner of infamous archiving site Archive.is, according to a subpoena the site posted. No other information given, the site quietly posted the document a few days ago. FBI telling domain registrar to hand over all sorts of ID'ing info www.404media.co/fbi-tries-to...

ask your doctor if committing to the bit is right for you

I need to be a little pokemon

Something crazy about the US and international copyright enforcement regime is that they consistently criminalize digital archiving when it is done for pro-social reasons, but consistently protect the reuse of archived materials by other parties when it is for commercial reasons

archive.today is an important resource for archiving hundreds of billions of webpages, including a large majority of Laelaps' own archived evidence. This move by the FBI is an attack on free speech and cannot stand.

The FBI has subpoenaed the domain registrar of archive.today, demanding information about the owner.

The Jinxed Bunny was the first model I ever purchased when I started dipping into VR. It became an integral part of bringing my Bunblebee (Yes, Bee + Bunny) to life. Crown included because Cult of the Lamb is taking a lot of my time right now. Thanks for that! 🐰🐝 @dont-jinxit.bsky.social

Y'all are really pushing all of the Black journalists out of the industry, so that you can ask trash questions like this? Embarrassing. Some questions are harmful in and of themselves. It doesn't matter what's said in the debate, or who "wins." Pretending that this is not trash, is weakness.

its me im da mayor of dog town babyyyy

MY GIRLS ARE OUT HERE BEING UNDERDOSED BY SHITTY DOCTORS! Your trough levels should be at least 200 pg/ml (730 pmol/L) minimum!!! pghrt.diy

oh my god they actually did it lmao

pillow biter is my favorite homophobic slur. like imagine a hot homophobic guy calling me that. why are you thinking of me lying on my stomach back arched ass in the air biting the pillow moaning and begging huh. That's gay . That's gay as fuck.

*looking at my own paws and checking them for fleas*

how do you do, my fellow blueskyers?

One happy realization over the past day of wins is that this site can be a place where political magic happens. This comes as a shock to folks on other sites who say we are in a filter bubble. Makes it all the more important that non-billionare controlled spaces exist. Media diversity matters.

@bsky.app should post about labellers tbh!!!

wrrrOOOOOO... WROOOOOOWRUH...

I wish there was a way for skywatch to only post the ones that are funny

This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.

@bsky.app should post about labellers tbh!!!

as New York City mayor, Mamdani needs to fund and creates a state sponsored "lesbian Grindr" with rich taxpayer dollars. THESE are the real issues plaguing our great nation, and they MUST be resolved ASAP

running fur public office exclusively on a platform of de-enshittifying Grindr. fur too long we have allowed our most vulnerable citizens to suffer under the rule of capitalists who couldn't care less if they actually got laid or not. well no more. i care about you. you deserve to fuck.

BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students. Follow AP for live updates.

coming out as trans 2 in mamdanis new york

next, trans 3: electric boogathree I don't know what the third movie was called

the fact that people weaponize blocklists on here and clearsky makes it look like they're Actively Used when a large majority of them are grudge lists nobody uses is not a problem with blocklists—it's a problem with the people and clearsky's platforming of blocklists

campaigning to add a label to a popular labeller that just says "Fucker. Mother Fucker." with no label description and no public context for why it's there