ooooh temu figured out it's now shorthand for "cheap off-brand garbage" and is not happy about it

Thinking about this DLSS5 bullshit and that John Peel quote about life having surface noise.

Bill Sienkiewicz

Every noise the Falcon makes when it goes wrong. Just such a clear communication that this thing is buggered

Likes charge reposts cast

Hey uh… recommendation for Japan this June, I guess?

Well, er… happy seventh anniversary to this tweet, I suppose

If I was going to go to Japan; what things would I want to do there? Bearing in mind my whole deal

So somewhere along the line I had figured that Wonder Man was a comedy, rather than 30 minutes of Hollywood self-fellatio. I’ll give it another episode but god I hate films/tv shows about films.

Do you ever think about how the Night Lords battlecry is also sort of the Emperor’s Children battlecry?

Finished Renegade: Harrowmaster by @mikebrooks668.bsky.social yesterday and was keen to get started on Ghost Legion but… no audiobook? Bwuh‽

"You should buy a copy of my book from @argonautbooks.bsky.social . That would be a nice thing to do." - @olliegerlach.bsky.social I’ve done this at least twice so far and it’s been fun every time! You try.

Slim Pickings: Is ozempic making eating the rich unappealing?

"Arbites Scully you have to see this: it looks like signs of aliens." "Aliens? Don't be rediculous Arbites Mulder, there's no such thing" [Arbites Scully was later turned into a servitor for this grave dereliction of duty]

Literally the next person who “corrects me” to tell me they’re American actually - when it’s irrelevant to my point - is going to get told that I’m sorry but that’s their problem not mine.

One of those 200 is me! Hooray!

“PROFESSOR XAVIER IS A JERK!”

“A shirt has one collar and two sleeves” is a thing I think to myself incredibly frequently. A good spelling mnemonic

I haven’t been as excited for a single issue of a comic as I have been for @kierongillen.bsky.social & @casparw.bsky.social’s The Power Fantasy #16 in a long time. This is how I read it. The parcel came to my door, I dropped the rest on the floor and stood in the hallway to devour it. Holy crap.

Walked past @lenniesaurus.bsky.social on my way home yesterday whilst having a small-to-medium breakdown, so I didn’t say hi or that I thought her work was cool, but I do so I’m using social media to say it instead.

Happy Now Entering Twin Peaks Day

At work. I open a new tab in google chrome, a google product. I type "me" into the URL bar. I expect an autofill of meet[dot]google[dot]com, a google product I use multiple times a day on this browser. Google confidently suggests that I would like to read about 2016 romantic drama Me Without You.

As someone who has had both a ps3 and a series x and has never voted for a political party that won, would anyone like to tell me what it’s like to back a winning horse?

Pals on Signal? Trying to centralise chat over there. Drop me a DM!

Next starring Nicolas Cage. Hot dog bob with a “twist” that renders the whole film meaningless.

every single American when they see some beans on a piece of toast

I would steal The Fighting Temeraire from the National Gallery, and donate it to the Tate Britain so that the endless number of tourists who came to TB to see it wouldn’t be in Pimlico having a 20-something explaining that yes, we have lots of turners but no, not the only one you want to see. Again.

HAL JORDAN: In brightest day, in blackest BEASTIE BOYS: NIGHT! HAL JORDAN: No evil shall escape my BEASTIE BOYS: SIGHT! HAL JORDAN: This is awkward because when I invited you I thought I was messaging Beast Boy from the Teen Titans.

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

Went for a coffee and a read this morning, as I do most weekend mornings, it’s a nice little ritual to break up a walk. Overhearing folk chatting hit me with the realisation that I can’t remember the last time I caught up with a friend without an agenda? Just sitting and chatting about our lives.

go london greatest city in da woild baybee

I need you all to go fucking crazy for the main act when she comes out here [the saddest middle of the road elevator music you’ve ever heard]

Feel really weird about the advert for Glasgow Film Festival subtitling one of the Glaswegian accents in it?

Hey James Workshop I absolutely love the new Defiler. You have done a *steller* job of updating an ancient, deeply ugly, and outdated kit that was desparately in need of it. Now. Whilst you're on the topic. Catachan.

Ouch. I had no idea. Not only was Orbital the first place I ever set up a pull list, but when I first moved to London I moved in with a staff member from there. He even put me up in his family home when we couldn’t move into our flat for a week.

Having full 5G on the tube is deeply baffling.

Imagine SPIRE but it's WETTER and NASTIER. If SPIRE is CEO/Mafioso x Reader, HEART is the 2nd book where y/n escapes out into the evil swamp outside the city walls and there's some kind of chesty hairy bloke with a scar who may betray them for his own weird religious reasons

Objectively I am very bad at painting minis. I’m too lazy to do the fancy flashy stuff and I resort to shortcuts and don’t clean up after myself. I love my ugly ass minis, and I wouldn’t want to change anything about them (other than occasionally glazing things now that I’ve tried that once)

Netrunner is so good.

I really like this version of the clip because you can hear people doing the barks (people bark like a dog for Brody, it's a thing), what sounds like some "A-E-Dub" chants (AEW fans do that when it's a matchup they really want to see) but then everybody coalesces on "FUCK ICE"

"the only good warhammer site" my arse. Regardless of the (wildly variable) level of content, this is a SpikeyBits/local newspaper level of advertising. The fact that I can pay to remove ads doesn't mean you should make your site unusable unless I do.

This sounds like an insane stance but as a - to put it lightly - fan of Warhammer and Warhammer 40k, I think it is essential for the health of the franchisees and their continued quality level for Jared Leto to be cast in a significant role for the upcoming Amazon TV show.

@dylanfromdallas.bsky.social Hey sorry do I know you from somewehre or is this a random follow?

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

Calling my shot. Defiler reveal tomorrow.

I'm not gonna fuck around; I found JKR to be a phenomenally difficult drop. Those books meant the world to me, the movies are how I bonded at all with my sister, the studio tour, I went to midnight book releases (I even one on holiday in the us). I did it, cold and clean, but it sucked. Fuck her.

Just realised I've painted 5000 points of Death Guard and every single one of them is wearing a mask. They're literally all about spreading plague, chemical warfare and worshipping disease and yet they're all following good practice when out in public. They're better at it than I am.

Question for the chat: when does the feeling that your stable and under control life is about to fall apart and you're about to go back to the nadir like… stop?