Not wanting cast aspersions on anyone but the new Archbishop of Canterbury being a former Chief Nursing Officer is a very Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion approach to having careers, and we don’t know who the current heads of either the Thieves or Assassins Guilds are…

I am delighted that Stealth Suits are being replaced. They came out in 2005 and the community response was “these look like dick”. It’s astonishing they’ve been around so long. Catachans next…

adding john cena saying "this is not a nazi symbol btw" to my dance move has people asking a lot of questions already answered by mr cena

Oh weird, if the connection to your iPhone drops with iPhone Mirroring on Sequoia 15.7 it shows an iPhone 4 as the example phone. The iPhone 4 was discontinued 12 years ago, and the last supported iOS was 7.1.2, released 11 years ago. iPhone Mirroring requires iOS18, from last year.

@killeverymonster.com a thought. “Anything that’s been invented for trains is something dwarves would have” “Dwarves would definitely invent a railgun” Maglev trains.

listen, i know this isn’t the most dignified way to memorialize Jane Goodall, but i do want to point out that without her work, we would not have this masterpiece

Genuine question; does anyone like that thing where some guy turns the tap on for you and hands you the soap in a venue bathroom for a tip? It’s honestly so fucking annoying? Like I can wash my hands (brag) and I really don’t think getting involved and making the process weirder is worth a tip?

Figma or SH Figuarts should make an Ellen Ripley.

Google has just told me that they're not sure I'm over 18. I have emails saved from literally 2005

Dear James Workshop, I have been very good this year I think I deserve a daemonhost miniature for Warhammer Day Love and Hugs Wil

Good video games artistically - Tony Hawks Underground - Lumines - Donkey Konga - Lego Indiana Jones

Stop buying his fucking books

After (I think) two years, macOS 26 has finally fixed my “every time something goes on my desktop it gets uploaded to iCloud, and then hidden” bug. To this day I have no idea what was causing that.

Oh mama, I'm just having fun On the stage in my heels It's where I belong down at the

tempt them back to room with banana

Oh neat I finally escaped hades for the first time. What a good ending [uninstalls game]

Hey I realise I just handed my key back in, and I said that the hotel was “such a lovely place” but I’ve been trying to get an uber to go home, and I don’t seem to be able to. I know a same-day room is going to be expensive in LA but I don’t want to just hang out in the lobby.

Tried to watch the Taskmaster/Game Changer crossover but it was just an old astronomer yelling at children for being bad at video games.

The Black Parade World Tour is the Eras Tour for people who didn’t do sport in secondary school

Not to question the accuracy of sayings but look at the size of my back burner. That’s not where you put something that you don’t want to cook fast!

Really bad news, I've just got a massive fine becuase I forgot to pay tax on my Magneto, despite the fact that he's been kept in disguise teaching at a school. Apparently I need to have filed a “Xorn notice"

Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall arrested in relation to planned bank job. Claims it was part of his research for upcoming River Frottage Cookbook.

Paracetamol is a painkiller for use when you have a booboo. For minor soreness and ache. Acetaminophen is a painkiller that is used when you've broken a bone or have internal haemorrageing. Tylenol is a brand of bathroom cleaners

Should I spend like £50 and rebase my 40k Raven Guard to match my Heresy Raven Guard? Would probably have to repaint a bunch of camo cloaks too. I like the Heresy desert bases so much more than the urban rubble of 40k & I’d be able to add more to the army, after the 40k base goop was discontinued

I don’t want to use your app I want to use a website

Wild that this didn’t have some of my favourite ska or 2-tone tracks like Too Much Too Young or Embarrassment.

Reece Shearsmith is a fucking maniac. To produce that in fifteen minutes is amazing.

@disappointment.bsky.social www.threads.com/@itsmatthigh...

The green green grass of Paul

God the iPhone air is absolutely gorgeous. I absolutely do not want or need one, but if that’s the direction they’re going in it’s going to be great when I’m next due an upgrade

@ben-dodson.bsky.social how are you feeling about Apple moving to 9:16 style images for all of it’s TV shows… Love to replace all the art again, just 6 years after changing from squares.

They’ve gotten rid of launchpad‽‽‽

The smallest of first world problems but Apple have changed the aspect ratio of TV and Movie posters and now I have to go back and correct the art for like… terrabytes of shows.

Been listening to a pretty cool new album of late. If Only You Were Lonely by Hawthorne Heights (2006)

I thought that the Krakoan X-force run was kind of boring one-note relentless assault of violence and misery. I’ve just read issue #1 of the writer’s Punisher run and it’s more of the same. However, and this is very important: That’s what Punisher should be, it fucking rules.

I have been watching FOUNDATION Season 1, entirely unrecognisable from the beloved Kate Nash source material

It’s really weird Scotland hasn’t had the same boom eh

I wonder why all these great indie games are coming out of Australia where they have a massive public funding effort for videogame creators

The dynamic bluffing system in 007 First Light seems incredible

Remember when Apple used to make beautiful tech? #AppleEvent

That camera bump is *disgusting*. Thinness is a gimmick if you’ve got an enormous lump on the back. #AppleEvent

Black alpine loop! Fucking finally #AppleEvent

Automatic translation in your headphones is heinous. Two people talking at each other through robots and never listening to the words #AppleEvent

Watched about a half an hour of Silksong yesterday and I realised that it's not just the difficulty and wandering-based exploration, it's that the moment-to-moment just doesn't appeal either? It just… looks boring to play.

Kinda confused by how much this is clearly taking place in England, despite the cast.

Your 6-7pm BBC weekday classics mostly Buffy, Simpsons, Fresh Prince, and also Evangelion

Was Weapons incredible? No. It was kinda wonky and never quite landed what it was going for. Is it the most interesting film I’ve seen in a good long time? Probably. I think Companion was *better* but Weapons is gonna be some fat to chew over for a long time.