"Welcome to day one of me increasing my speed by 1mph and eating one chicken nugget for every mile per hour I am moving”

Taking the Emo Children to MCR yesterday and I felt it was important to educate them on just how bad 2000s emo was as a genre. Yes yes Three Cheers is an incredible album, but have you ever listened to Niki FM or Note To Self? From Under The Cork Tree sure, but how about Nightmare Anatomy?

If anyone ever doubted me. If anyone ever questioned me. If for one second you thought I wasn’t hardcore. Thirty seven doing *spin kicks* in the pit.

Hyo

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit

TWO BULLETS SONGS

Had a door to door glazer come by, he gave me his card, I said “yep I’m looking at quotes at the moment”, “can I give you a quote on Monday?” I said no, he asked for his card back whilst leaving. Pointed out that I now don’t have a way of contacting him if I was interested. And called him a twat.

I’d not even thought about kids! You can buy entirely serviceable, even good, kids games preowned for a fiver. They’re not the latest & greatest but would you rather your kid plays predatory shit like Roblox? Because that's totally different calculation if the only Lego Batman on sale is fifty quid?

Early 2014 a pal visiting from the US bought over my PS4 because it was £150 cheaper there. Traded in a bunch of old games to buy a preowned copy of Infamous Second Son from CEX. Played that game to literal death, got everything I could out of it. Traded it in for a copy of Black Flag, did the same.

the more and more you lads have been like, 60 FPS bloodborne when? you're guaranteeing it's a the PS6 launch title (and only game on the thing for two years)

You don’t care about the loss of 2nd hand and preowned game sales and that is because you are on Bluesky and so likely middle class and in your mid-late 30s. Lot of folk aren’t those and Sony is casually killing the easiest way for broke people and kids to access their games. Pay £80 or fuck off.

Scum move. Treat this like you treated the Xbox one

“Vhy are you asking me, I don’t live here”

they should let me write 3DS shovelware

I cannot believe we are now doing shite “ew sportsball” level patter about sci-fi movies and video games. I’m calling it now you’re all fake nerds with soft hands.

Posting snark because people are excited about playing GTA VI and comparing it to getting excited about The Phantom Menace or The Force Awakens is such nerd behaviour. Those things are exciting for people! People looked forward to them for a long time!

Astonished to learn that it’s only *this year* that Taylor Swift has entered my Birthday #1's playlist? Feels like she must have had a summer banger before. Also I am still mad about 2013, actually.

Saying this like an anime character charging an attack

a lot of friends in other industries are like. can i not just run a shop. why do i have to do sketch comedy too.

🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ One milkshake to rule the boys, one milkshake to find them, one milkshake to bring the boys and in my yard to bind them 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

ur in glasgow n wnt 2 drive to edinburgh? m8.

Honestly the first 24 hours have gone better than I could have hoped! Perhaps bold, but I'd love it if we could get it over the goal in the next 24. There's no stretch goals, but I'll be improving the bells and whistles of the print run as we get the total higher, so please do carry on sharing!

Remember when we all lived in London what the fuck was up with that?

Yes, obviously it is suspended, but is it operating or not? Useless TfL app.

Thinking about a return trip to Japan and a little part of my just went “hey when is the G1 climax?”

Question for you: What Star Wars character do you think would be hardest to administer a general anaesthetic to? I feel like Vader has been anesthetised a lot which obviously has some issues, but then someone like Yoda is extremely elderly which needs to be done with caution.

You can tell this is a perfect parody of Garfield because…

Just backed subCULTURE on Kickstarter because a) a colleagues husband is in it and I like supporting my pals and b) it looks like all the cool shit in music comics that I love. I’m getting the vibe of an entire comic of Phonogram B-sides www.kickstarter.com/projects/sxb...

I suspect this is all done on mobile phones, but I like the idea of a crime scene photographer, weary from images of violence, being told "good news: today it's luxury pens".

@wilcornish.bsky.social is very nice and would never make fun of me for any dog related incidents

Annoy fans of Vampire the Masquerade and Changeling the Dreaming by referring to their preferred setting as OWO’d like it’s an anime thing

British PM: Vacant James Bond: Vacant Doctor Who: Vacant If the King disappears in the next couple of weeks I think we may sink into the ocean.

🚨 NEW: No 10 says Keir Starmer will be Prime Minister for years to come “The Prime Minister will continue to lead the Government throughout this Parliament and beyond”

‘But what about all this positive stuff the Starmer govt did!’ It is ultimately meaningless when he did not recognise the basic human rights of anyone in our or anyone else’s country, which is what he is supposed to be fucking educated in

Genuinely don’t know where this sits

This actually took eleven months. I am lagging behind my norm.

It will never stop being funny to me that the street fighter subreddit has a much better, well reasoned ai policy vis a vis literally all universities.

In response to your accusations that I am making a war crime robot, I would like to found a company. Walk-Rhyme Robot Industries.

Check out this sword stuck in a stone!!

This was a solved problem 25 years ago! Put some goggles on your biggest titted friend and take a black and white photo of her in a construction site for gods sake. When did everybody become helpless

What is it with strangers you meet whilst on holiday and *wanting to get your instagram*? I need you to know that if you made me share my instagram with you, I removed the follower and blocked you once you were out of line of sight. Go away.

Is that Danhausen??

I had an MCU themed massage once. Instead of having a happy ending it had a sequel hook and a bonus scene after the credits.

For me I didn’t really have many games until I bought myself a PS2 and let me tell you… whilst Fire Warrior wasn’t very good, it had an attached licence that I got a lot out of… Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction on the other hand? Unabashed Hot Piss.

Here’s a question for you: what’s the first *bad* video game you remember playing? The game that taught you as a child that video games could be bad.

Thinkin’ bout 2027

London Heathrow Airport: two bars and so much contention nothing is loading.

Why does BA have a Bridgeton and Outlander themed safety briefing this nation is so embarrassing.

Welcome to the UK, where soon 17-year-olds will be legally allowed to drive, join the army, work a full-time job, have sex and even vote but not watch YouTube past their bedtime.