Omw to pet your cat like

This photo is funnier than it has any business being people.com/hairdresser-...

Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”

If Fall Out Boy is so good how come they never made a Fall Out Boy: New Vegas?

"Memory," 40x50cm oil painting on hand stretched standard canvas, 500$ usd

"Bill Belichick isn't a Hall of Famer because he damaged the integrity of the game. And now a word from our sponsor, DraftKings!"

There is a sublime satisfaction in being where you are needed. Even, and sometimes especially, when the need is dire.

What if instead of abolishing the Gestapo we told them only to work a few days a week? I think that's a compromise that we can all agree on. I'm very smart.

The Democrats are more afraid of losing donors than they are of losing voters and until that changes all they will offer is more compromise with the regime that's murdering us.

At least we don’t have to hear Charlie Kirk’s take on this

My local bookshop understands their audience.

A Few Good Men With Big Naturals

Oh wow I thought all the horrible stuff happening to people in my country was fine until I learned Europeans would say mean things

HANG THIS IN THE MOMA

For your viewing pleasure, Vincent Desharnais levels Matthew Tkachuck whos playing his first game of the season. Welcome back Matt.

It's a problem that actual elected officials post on social media as if they are powerless observers and commentators.

Go Shorks

@lyddia.bsky.social Bandz a Make Her Dance came on the radio today and I couldn't stop thinking about Ovi dancing.

So that's how he fried all that rice

Look at this Colin Graf, every time I do it makes me laugh

Macklin Celebrini with another primary assist. He leads the league in primaries and still 3rd overall in points.

The way all sports media now is underwritten by gambling companies feels a little bit like if every cooking competition show’s commercial breaks were full of ads for different brands of heroin.

If you're set on donating, that money would look fantastic in a general strike fund.

Ask not for whom the cheeks clap, they clap for thee

My stomach must think it's so hilarious because right now I feel like I'm one wrong meal away from vomiting but for some reason I'm also craving taco bell.

Who else is watching the Hughes bowl?

Bruins Penguins has been wild. Bruins need to help their goalie. Korpisalo has kept them in the lead but the Bruins keep squandering their offensive chances to give him breathing room. Can't keep counting on anyone to keep robbing near sure things.

If you see this, post an Archer

I think the plan today is to catch the Wild game in about an hour since my teams both put on some nice shows, gotta keep the puck rolling Id say.

Great game Bruins, now it's time for some Sharks hockey, let's go Sharks!

Oh man they literally un-ended the first period in Boston and are bringing the teams back because of a Boston goal the refs didn't catch in real time.

Marat Khusnutdinov is a rocket, lets go Bruins!

Linus Ullmark being part of team drama makes me pretty sad. There's a lot of rumors about what's happening, but insiders are saying Ottawa is trying to move him, so it seems something happened, even if it's not what's being rumored.

Marat Khusnutdinov is good at hockey wow

Back to that '06 angsty anime gif posting cuz I got no words left

I'm very not picky about how justice happens these days.

These fucking politicians need to STOP CONSTANTLY admonishing protestors to be "peaceful" while they are being brutalized regularly by the gatekeepers of the state. You should be up there telling ICE and Border Patrol to be fucking peaceful.

Magneto was, yet again, right.

"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives

You guys think it'll eventually stop feeling like a burden to have even a shred of empathy left or nah?

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all ICE agents fucking die challenge

Signed my new letter to my senator the same way I signed the one a few days ago on the illegal military action against Venezuela. Useless creatures those politicians. "Find a spine or resign, Coldest Regards, MyNameHere"

AI guys are like we can’t use it to cure cancer but we can suck all the joy and purpose out of life so that dying isn’t sad

A social network for figure skaters and ice hockey players, I’ll call it RinkedIn.