roastedtato
@roastedtato.bsky.social
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Gaming/FGC, Hockey(🦈/🐻), Metal, Books, Cooking, ND, he/him. I talk politics sometimes.
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Omw to pet your cat like
about 2 months ago
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sweetie π
about 14 hours ago
astronauts: *lost contact with earth for 40 minutes* me: jealous
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CraptastropheFGC
about 20 hours ago
2XKO patch notes are up, btw
2xko.riotgames.com/en-us/news/g...
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2XKO Patch Notes: 1.1.5 (Apr 7 2026)
2XKO’s new patch drops April 7, featuring Akali, Local Duos mode, a Spirit Blossom event, and more.
https://2xko.riotgames.com/en-us/news/game-updates/2xko-patch-notes-1-1-5/
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They were talking about how when Ovi starts getting physical it hypes up the rest of the Caps and Im sure it does, they have a lot of younger players now so imagine how hype you'd get if you saw your grandpa absolutely body a guy.
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Bugzie 𑣲
3 days ago
Selling a first gen switch Has: Accounts have been deleted Fire emblem three houses A magic deck (Tezzeret) Extra joycons Protective see through case Does not have: Dock Charger $400 (I have a medical bill that is $350) OBO (I can save up the rest) DM on discord (same name)
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*youth pastor voice* Ya know who else tried to get nailed on a Friday?
4 days ago
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How small of a man do you have to be to sue a bird so you don't have to look somewhere else to build a house.
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6 days ago
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The Onion
12 days ago
Nation Already Sick Of Baseball
https://theonion.com/nation-already-sick-of-baseball-1819576307/
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Prisonculture
15 days ago
"You are what you do, not what you say you'll do."
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Touchdown Bruins! 6-1
18 days ago
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Buona festa to everyone who's getting some zeppole today.
19 days ago
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dapurplesharpie
25 days ago
#FreeLud
Update THE JUDGE RULED THAT LUD CAN BE RELEASE ON BOND! 🥰 I was in the courtroom and the judge said that it was obvious Lud had community support. We were like 20 people deep. The fight to bring Lud home continues, but this is a good celebration point 😇 source: me and official discord
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Ash Parrish, Temporal Light Witch
25 days ago
when we fight we win
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Kat Abughazaleh
25 days ago
where’s my money 😔
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JD Young
26 days ago
William Eklund makes it 4-0 on one of the best efforts you will see all season!
#TheFutureIsTeal
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🌸🐭🪻shelby🪻🐭🌸
26 days ago
the florida panthers are the sweatiest most bitchless unemployed creatures this planet has ever seen
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The gall of the men lining up for the Danny DeVito lookalike contest thinking they could match him, it's pure hubris.
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26 days ago
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Someone's trying to do wheelies up and down the street on a moped. It's going about as embarrassing as that sounds.
about 1 month ago
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Governor Maura Healey
about 1 month ago
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No new pictures Where are you at mentally?
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about 1 month ago
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It's 2005, I find catharsis in hearing SOAD scream about a unjust US invasion of the Middle East built on lies. It's 2026, I find catharsis in hearing SOAD scream about a unjust US invasion of the Middle East built on lies.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUzd...
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System Of A Down - B.Y.O.B. (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by systemofadownVEVO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUzd9KyIDrM
about 1 month ago
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Scooby Doo was so real for teaching us that everything that seems scary is usually just some rich jerk trying to make more money.
about 1 month ago
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Every single time I open the internet in any form, I check to see if it happened yet.
about 1 month ago
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Hoping for a really eventful Ides of March this year.
about 1 month ago
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It's been wild watching the Sharks mature into a team you can never really count out.
about 1 month ago
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Misa scores on the power play!
about 1 month ago
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Hillary Monahan
about 1 month ago
Do not reduce anyone's struggles as a distraction right now, please. Trans people are being steam rolled. They shouldn't have to suck that up because you want to talk about something else.
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Sharks Goal! Welcome backlin Macklin!
about 1 month ago
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@lyddia.bsky.social
Sharks and Oilers are playing so naturally the song Gas Pedal is stuck in my head, the Draisaitl remix of course.
about 1 month ago
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I love the Wennbergs so much, Felicia and Alex are awesome. Happy to see Toff out there too. Lets fucking go Sharks.
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about 1 month ago
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'The ultimate, hidden truth of the world is that it is something that we make, and could just as easily make differently.' -Graeber
about 1 month ago
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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️🌈
about 1 month ago
I don't know why they need age verification on Bluesky. I thought it was understood that no one under 30 would even bother making an account on this website. This is a retirement community for aging posters who can't adapt to new social media styles.
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kwisatz haderade (on the IL for a broken spirit)
about 1 month ago
some of the olympic women including maddie mastro have been reposting this if you’re curious about the vibe in response to the US men’s little display
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ArtButMakeItSports
about 1 month ago
Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative
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We can all agree Hellebuyck is the MVP I'm sure. Idk if the US makes it to OT without him.
about 1 month ago
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lydia🧚♀️🪷 is probably playing pokopia(*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.
about 1 month ago
i love our little hockey corner of bsky 🥹🥹🥹
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Getting it out there early, 3 on 3 overtime sucks.
about 1 month ago
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That stick was moving so fast I didn't even see it hit him on the live speed broadcast, that had to hurt.
about 1 month ago
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Gianmarco Soresi
about 2 months ago
Doing my first show back in the states after a two month Asia tour and it’s gonna be tough performing for an audience that isn’t as familiar with American politics
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onion person
about 2 months ago
lent is genuinely so funny, people make such a big deal out of giving up diet coke for a month
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Sam Bennett is a disgrace to the Canadian jersey
about 2 months ago
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If I had to pick a group of people to exemplify what the values of the US should be, it would be the women of the country every time. Congrats to USA Womens Hockey for living up to the incredible standards US Women have built for themselves.
about 2 months ago
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Ref54
about 2 months ago
DMV FGC cornerstone and friend of mine Ludovic Mbock has unfortunately been detained by ICE. Folks are trying to raise money for his legal fees, please donate if you can.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-lu...
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Donate to Support Ludovic’s Legal Defense, organized by David Hazlewood
Ludovic Mbock is a dear friend who has always brought kindness and positivity to those… David Hazlewood needs your support for Support Ludovic’s Legal Defense
https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-ludovics-legal-defense?attribution_id=sl:af4ae019-1f3e-40bd-b09a-9463a25ece85&ts=1771450613&utm_campaign=pd_ss_icons&utm_content=amp17_tc&utm_medium=customer&utm_source=copy_link
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There's a lot of players I like on team Canada but man Ill never not love watching Binnington get scored on. I also like quite a few of the Czech squad too.
about 2 months ago
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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️🌈
about 2 months ago
"A tomato is a fruit but you wouldn't put one in a fruit salad" You're a coward. You're pathetic. I WOULD put a tomato in a fruit salad because I'm not scared of tomorrow
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It feels incredible to get to see so many people watch and enjoy Macklin Celebrini's play. He elevates not just the level of play but also the fun factor. As soon as he got on the Sharks they got so much more fun to watch, even before they started winning games. He can never be counted out.
about 2 months ago
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I promise my apartment's not a mess, well not like a bad mess.
about 2 months ago
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The Beaverton
about 2 months ago
“Before they changed it to hockey, Heated Rivalry was about doubles luge,” reports an IOC official. “But then they realized they literally couldn’t make a show any hornier than the actual Olympic event.”
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Doubles Luge canceled as Olympics runs out of condoms
CORTINA, ITALY — Following the news that the 2026 Milano Cortina Winter Olympics had run out of condoms, the International Olympic Committee was forced to call off the doubles luge event.
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/02/doubles-luge-canceled-as-olympics-runs-out-of-condoms/
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I'm just living life for a living
about 2 months ago
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First off, I have given up. Second, they're not bad and I love their chipotle sauce.
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about 2 months ago
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Jerry Chen
about 2 months ago
looking forward to the next discord update where you can just @ your friends by their SSNs
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