astronauts: *lost contact with earth for 40 minutes* me: jealous

2XKO patch notes are up, btw 2xko.riotgames.com/en-us/news/g...

They were talking about how when Ovi starts getting physical it hypes up the rest of the Caps and Im sure it does, they have a lot of younger players now so imagine how hype you'd get if you saw your grandpa absolutely body a guy.

Selling a first gen switch Has: Accounts have been deleted Fire emblem three houses A magic deck (Tezzeret) Extra joycons Protective see through case Does not have: Dock Charger $400 (I have a medical bill that is $350) OBO (I can save up the rest) DM on discord (same name)

*youth pastor voice* Ya know who else tried to get nailed on a Friday?

How small of a man do you have to be to sue a bird so you don't have to look somewhere else to build a house.

Nation Already Sick Of Baseball https://theonion.com/nation-already-sick-of-baseball-1819576307/

"You are what you do, not what you say you'll do."

Touchdown Bruins! 6-1

Buona festa to everyone who's getting some zeppole today.

#FreeLud Update THE JUDGE RULED THAT LUD CAN BE RELEASE ON BOND! 🥰 I was in the courtroom and the judge said that it was obvious Lud had community support. We were like 20 people deep. The fight to bring Lud home continues, but this is a good celebration point 😇 source: me and official discord

when we fight we win

where’s my money 😔

William Eklund makes it 4-0 on one of the best efforts you will see all season! #TheFutureIsTeal

the florida panthers are the sweatiest most bitchless unemployed creatures this planet has ever seen

The gall of the men lining up for the Danny DeVito lookalike contest thinking they could match him, it's pure hubris.

Someone's trying to do wheelies up and down the street on a moped. It's going about as embarrassing as that sounds.

No new pictures Where are you at mentally?

It's 2005, I find catharsis in hearing SOAD scream about a unjust US invasion of the Middle East built on lies. It's 2026, I find catharsis in hearing SOAD scream about a unjust US invasion of the Middle East built on lies. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUzd...

Scooby Doo was so real for teaching us that everything that seems scary is usually just some rich jerk trying to make more money.

Every single time I open the internet in any form, I check to see if it happened yet.

Hoping for a really eventful Ides of March this year.

It's been wild watching the Sharks mature into a team you can never really count out.

Misa scores on the power play!

Do not reduce anyone's struggles as a distraction right now, please. Trans people are being steam rolled. They shouldn't have to suck that up because you want to talk about something else.

Sharks Goal! Welcome backlin Macklin!

@lyddia.bsky.social Sharks and Oilers are playing so naturally the song Gas Pedal is stuck in my head, the Draisaitl remix of course.

I love the Wennbergs so much, Felicia and Alex are awesome. Happy to see Toff out there too. Lets fucking go Sharks.

'The ultimate, hidden truth of the world is that it is something that we make, and could just as easily make differently.' -Graeber

I don't know why they need age verification on Bluesky. I thought it was understood that no one under 30 would even bother making an account on this website. This is a retirement community for aging posters who can't adapt to new social media styles.

some of the olympic women including maddie mastro have been reposting this if you’re curious about the vibe in response to the US men’s little display

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

We can all agree Hellebuyck is the MVP I'm sure. Idk if the US makes it to OT without him.

i love our little hockey corner of bsky 🥹🥹🥹

Getting it out there early, 3 on 3 overtime sucks.

That stick was moving so fast I didn't even see it hit him on the live speed broadcast, that had to hurt.

Doing my first show back in the states after a two month Asia tour and it’s gonna be tough performing for an audience that isn’t as familiar with American politics

lent is genuinely so funny, people make such a big deal out of giving up diet coke for a month

Sam Bennett is a disgrace to the Canadian jersey

If I had to pick a group of people to exemplify what the values of the US should be, it would be the women of the country every time. Congrats to USA Womens Hockey for living up to the incredible standards US Women have built for themselves.

DMV FGC cornerstone and friend of mine Ludovic Mbock has unfortunately been detained by ICE. Folks are trying to raise money for his legal fees, please donate if you can. www.gofundme.com/f/support-lu...

There's a lot of players I like on team Canada but man Ill never not love watching Binnington get scored on. I also like quite a few of the Czech squad too.

"A tomato is a fruit but you wouldn't put one in a fruit salad" You're a coward. You're pathetic. I WOULD put a tomato in a fruit salad because I'm not scared of tomorrow

It feels incredible to get to see so many people watch and enjoy Macklin Celebrini's play. He elevates not just the level of play but also the fun factor. As soon as he got on the Sharks they got so much more fun to watch, even before they started winning games. He can never be counted out.

I promise my apartment's not a mess, well not like a bad mess.

“Before they changed it to hockey, Heated Rivalry was about doubles luge,” reports an IOC official. “But then they realized they literally couldn’t make a show any hornier than the actual Olympic event.”

I'm just living life for a living

First off, I have given up. Second, they're not bad and I love their chipotle sauce.

looking forward to the next discord update where you can just @ your friends by their SSNs