would you leave your sink running while you slept? buy a gallon of water to immediately dump it down the drain? turn the shower on an hour before getting in? that'd be pretty wasteful, right? so why do you use AI?

I can't tell you how many times I post something unhinged, immediately fuck off for an hour, forget that I posted, and then come back and wonder why I have so many notifications

Kristi Noem should get off her lazy, broke, unemployed ass and get a job!!!! fucking bum

GOIN BACK TO HONOLULU JUST TO GET THAT THAT MAUI WOWIE THAT MAUI WOWIEEEE

garlic shrimp scampi send post

thought I'd be okay this year about my mom's bday but I actually am not lol cool cool cool cool

Boy, Graham Platner sure does seem to have a lot of these sorts of "accidents," huh

this is what awaits us if we fail to crush Platner in the primary, "oh the party of Nazi Tattoos has something to say?" every time forever

Everyone had "March" in their promoskies today and all I could think about was him each time 😭

This is Frankie. She just got a fancy new puffer and thinks she’s better than everyone now. And she is correct. 13/10 (IG: frankielasaucisse)

GET MORE WHIMSICAL. TRANS YOUR GENDER AGAIN AND AGAIN. HAVE CONTRADICTORY LABELS. DRESS SILLY AND FUN. CUSTOMIZE YOUR AVATAR WITH HAIR DYE AND PIERCINGS AND TATTOOS. WEAR FUNKY MAKEUP. DO WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY AND DONT LISTEN TO PEOPLE WHO ARE MISERABLE

using this "locked out of bluesky" fear as a litmus test to see who still has a twitter account

trying out a new feature, lmk if it works

it's always "1 like = 1 compliment" or "1 like = 1 fact about me" I want a "1 like = 1 mean thought I should have kept to myself"!!!!! give me the tea!!!!

friendly reminder ✨️

guess I'll use my imagination like the pilgrims

something about a 7" vinyl that makes me wanna fling it like a Frisbee

am I the only one who has never cared about RSD/RSD exclusives 👀 if I can't order it online I don't want it

Pigeon Forge would send a small Victorian child into a coma

listen I don't go to church anyway, but what's the point if there aren't any stained glass windows????

Good morning you wonderful lot and happy Monday 🖤 How are we all today? I hope you have the day you deserve ✨

Alex's mom on his 38th birthday.

listen if books about fucking a half fish man count as books then fanfics about my favorite anime character getting railed should also count!!!! it's only fair #booksky!!!!

Sailor Mercury (2023) #pixelart #ドット絵

k well I'm still gonna check every 5 seconds just to be sure

the car wash? you mean the car aquarium?

just finished a fanfic where the author revealed in the epilogue that the main character actually died over 40 chapters ago and now my Sunday is RUINED

I wanna knowwww 👀

March #promosky ✨️ shelby•28•married ♡ reality tv ♡ pop girls, hayley williams, noah kahan ♡ thrifting, diamond art, cozy gaming ♡ dog mom to a lymphoma warrior ♡ studio ghibli, twilight, true crime docs ♡ shitposting/ADHD thoughts ♡ hockey (blue jackets) ♡ political when 🍊 pmo let's be pals! 💕

It would be cool to have a legislature that acted to defend its own constitutional prerogatives and, maybe as a treat, the interests of the people it represents too.

the "no new wars" president has buddied up with Israel to murder Iranian children in a missile strike targeted at a girls' school. fascists supporting fascists.

I'm already sick of "It's all a distraction from Epstein" replies. This regime is killing innocent people because our leaders are all power-hungry tyrants and war profiteers. When you say it's "just a distraction" you minimize the gravity of what's happening and the lives lost.

yeah :/

HOOOOOOOW HIIIIIIIGH DOES THE SYCAMORE GROW? IF YOU CUT IT DOWN, THEN YOU'LL NEVER KNOOOOOW

ok but when can i marry hat mouse

well I suggest RFK Jr. can start eating my ass?

they made up a slur for people with jobs

"all lights turned off can be turned on" was about Noah Kahan's past due electricity bill

Opalite is actually about when Josh ran over Oprah

the sexual tension between me and a lil nap

if Flavor Flav can remember to use alt text, you have NO EXCUSES!!!!!

She Got Game weekend. July 16-19. Viva Las Vegas.

every day I think it can't get worse and then I wake up to videos of Zach Werenski wearing a USA bucket hat while singing the national anthem in a Miami club

I genuinely don't know how most of these bluesky users survived on Twitter with private blocks

As of tonight, licenses of trans people across Kansas are being invalidated en masse, enabling the overnight criminalization of an entire group of people for going about our lives. It’s often said you never know when you’re living through history, so let me assure you: that’s what’s happening now.

I looooooOoOove hanging up on people after they try yelling at me!! time out for you!!