I wish you could know me And I wish I could know you much more sometimes Wish I could do nothin' with you Sit in the yard while the day dies Leave it all on the table And I'll say, "I love you," and mean it this time You say, "I'm sorry for everything else" If we found a way to the other side

finally listening to The Great Divide wish me luck

Molly's fever is down and she's eating!! We should be able to pick her up later today. 🥹🩷

how am I supposed to sleep without my Moo ):

it's almost comical how willing Carecredit is to give you more money. I had a 10k limit, applied to increase it to 15k following Molly's hospitalization, and they said "actually here's 16.5k diva xoxo we want your money"

please send positive vibes our way. Molly started shaking and acting lethargic this morning. We took her to our vet and they found she has a 104 fever. They're admitting her overnignt because they think she has sepsis following her last chemo treatment. I'm worried sick but trying to stay hopeful.

bluesky said how can we make this app WORSE?

if you buy tickets to 5+ shows of the same concert, ticketmaster should decline the 6th ticket with a pop up restraining order from the artist

did anyone else learn about Robert the Doll on a random weekend as a teen and then have nightmares for a week or were you normal

“AI is here, so we have no choice but to accept it” so are immigrants and trans people, but I guess that’s a skill issue

why you always at the mall when you broke?

if ur rude to customer service workers I just know ur armpits REEK

got bored at work so I made this

I brake for MILFs!!! (I have mommy issues) (my mom is dead) (that's the issue)

happy earth day to all except those who litter to y’all I say from the very bottom of my heart fuck you

✨generative ai is shit✨ get the sticker here: mcapriglione.art

yeah growing up in a house where we fought for sport ruined my communication skills but at least it made me funny!!!

u ever wanna block someone really bad but know it would become a thing so u post as obnoxiously as possible in hopes that they just block u first

god forbid a woman caramelize onions in her wax warmer

Khajiit has wares if you have coin

the amoeba seeing I have no brain to eat

I'm straight up not having a good time rn

I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.

"if you block me I win!!" meanwhile their LinkedIn looks like this

The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jones’ ‘Infowars’ after 17 months of legal battles and has debuted its new logo. It will be turned into a parody of itself, with the support of the Sandy Hook families.

you say, 'we gotta look on the bright side', i say, 'well, maybe if you wanna go blind'

I'd be mad too if a swiftie bday post had more traction than my Spotify

men when they can't be a scrub in my comments or quotes

missing the feeling of sand dusted cigarette butts between my toes and the sound of waves dragging beer cans out to sea...summer can't come soon enough

I don't smoke weed so this is how I'll be celebrating today 🫦

Nothing beats that top notch Fanatics quality

starting a new family from scratch hmu if u wanna be a cousin or my cool gay uncle? there are no rules here

it’s been two years of TTPD 🤍📜 in honour of her birthday, here are my top 10 🪶 my boy only breaks his favorite toys 🪶 guilty as sin? 🪶 the smallest man who ever lived 🪶 the black dog 🪶 loml 🪶 the alchemy 🪶 so high school 🪶 fresh out the slammer 🪶 fortnight 🪶 peter

not interested in the brand of liberalism that deadnames Caitlyn Jenner or calls Melania Trump a whore. you can find plenty of ways to criticize these people without being transphobic or misogynistic.

this is who runs this account btw

wish I lacked financial responsibility y'all seem so happy

instead of saying "how dare you" my 4 year old niece says "how dare of you" 🥹

ragebaiting on letterboxd

normalize picking flowers for your bestie before showing up at their house

as a Gemini I would rather die alone than date a Pisces but go off Ms. Rodrigo!!!

everyone say thank you Drop Dead by Olivia Rodrigo

Why are people so weird about Olivia Rodrigo? You’d think she snuck into their homes in the night and personally punched their mothers in the face with the way they talk about her. Is it jealousy? Intimidation? It’s certainly not normal. Definitely makes me root for her harder.

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LOOK AT THE BABIES!!!!!!!!

Logged off, needed more than grass. Needed all of the Brooklyn Botanic Garden

I like bluesky because it feels so much like tumblr 1. barely works 2. userbase is annoying (affectionate)(not that affectionate) 3. being queer on here feels like I’m actively participating in ruining some tech company’s investment