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Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together. I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.

"what is going well?" "<empty>" "what could be better?" "<empty>" hats off to one of my four direct managers for setting his employees up for success, and to our corporate structure for somehow giving people four direct managers sometimes

"how many GitHub accounts do you even have???" (wouldn't you like to know, fedboy)

Same website that leaked almost 100k ID's a few months ago btw

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

*inflates you making you big and round*

Saw this on Mastodon, never don't repost.

"fondly" remembering a prior birthday (similarly on a Monday or a Tuesday) where my father (70s, retired, large kitchen) instacart-ed me (20s, employed, lacking cookware) *raw crab legs* from Costco

I love how having a birthday in the digital era means getting email spam from every business that saw your date of birth ever

The great thing about February is that it has only 28 days, unlike January which had 10,000

Space Marine (watching me play Animal Crossing): Your island is infested with foul mutants. Me: They aren't mutants, that's just what animals look like in this game. Space Marine: I see. (Biskit asks me to give him a new catchphrase) Teach it to praise the Name of the Emperor.

furry cons when I dont know what the hell any of you look like

My 30th is next week... Anyone want to do something fun?

My 30th is next week... Anyone want to do something fun?

pouring one out for the systems thinkers who can see the abyss and have to live with the darkness

Bro hit me up on Gulpr. Send me a DM on Playpen. I totally follow you on Goopit. I posted the photos on PupPark. Are we mutuals on Shinyy? I think I found you on BounceHouse. Here’s a link to my page on Shiftr.

The downside of Autism is that I can never see what's in front of me because the HUD is always blocking my view.

# Open To Wolf

After much personal development this year, I'm happy to share I'm #OpenToWolf

After much personal development this year, I'm happy to share I'm #OpenToWolf

when the therians run your two-tier PKI

why can't I just look up spot color reference for fursuit fur

ALHAMDULLILAH

I just thought everyone should see this

me after disappearing to my hotel room for multiple hours at the furcon

how do I stop my base layer from giving me friction burns/pinch bruises on my hips while fursuiting?

seven fursóñas maybe more...

Guy who went to mime school: that’s a video. That’s a picture. That’s an octet stream.

HEY WASHINGTON FURRIES WANT TO GIVE FURAFFINITY YOUR CREDIT CARD INFO? WANT TO SHOW ID FOR FUCKING *BLUESKY*??? CALL YOUR FUCKING REPS I SWEAR TO GOD HB 2112 WILL FUCK YOU UP app.leg.wa.gov/pbc/bill/2112 app.leg.wa.gov/memberemail/

HEY WASHINGTON FURRIES WANT TO GIVE FURAFFINITY YOUR CREDIT CARD INFO? WANT TO SHOW ID FOR FUCKING *BLUESKY*??? CALL YOUR FUCKING REPS I SWEAR TO GOD HB 2112 WILL FUCK YOU UP app.leg.wa.gov/pbc/bill/2112 app.leg.wa.gov/memberemail/

Every person on Bluesky should know: * Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever * Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies * Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured * Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic www.404media.co/the-200-site...

"are you okay being executor of my estate? most of it's going to a different sibling anyways" extremely Normal parent discussion

you get post-con depression, I get pre-con anxiety we are not the same

I do love your snark. 💙

radioisotope Immodium™-210 #badgenames

dude. yes

I need to find more SRE furries ...to, if nothing else, commiserate with.

"there is no more miaow... only MI-HOWDY" #badgenames

I've decided that the therian version of brother from another mother is critter from another litter. Reskeet to spread the good word. 🐾

bad brain day, can we restore from checkpoint or something?

konnichiwagwag #badgenames

You simpletons the headline was supposed to be: “On Calibri, Rubio does an About-face on Typeface”