radioisotope Immodium™-210 #badgenames

dude. yes

I need to find more SRE furries ...to, if nothing else, commiserate with.

"there is no more miaow... only MI-HOWDY" #badgenames

I've decided that the therian version of brother from another mother is critter from another litter. Reskeet to spread the good word. 🐾

bad brain day, can we restore from checkpoint or something?

konnichiwagwag #badgenames

You simpletons the headline was supposed to be: “On Calibri, Rubio does an About-face on Typeface”

Seeing my fursuit photos after a convention 😫

WASHINGTON AND OREGON CARTOONISTS: Seattle's bus service is commissioning 6 artists for public art pieces, 2 each, of local stories, 16-32 pages, over 2026, for $54k per artist, to be freely distributed over their ridership. details here: www.4culture.org/grants/movin...

Confronting my anti-fursuit executive dysfunction by making A List of what's needed to get in/out of suit at a con and timing completion of that list lo and behold: 30 minutes

two different Redmond bubble tea shops have closed in the last month it has never been more over

who am I seeing at MFF? 👀 (not hosting anything this year! I have time for your Function 👀👀👀👀👀)

you say "frotting", I say ppvpp

Huey Cue-is and the News

happy Thanksgiving to everyone except my garbage disposal, which failed last night as I was supposed to prepare sides for today

I could say "I could say 'fuck groovy' but it's not really groovy at fault anymore" but like one person on the planet knows what the fuck I'm talking about Instead: it's 6pm the day before Thanksgiving, I haven't bought all my groceries, Rex still needs to be walked, and my kitchen's a disaster 🙃

Tea Time for @rayting.net 🍵🌿

API methods that linearly scale response time with the number of times you've called them my favorite

Wilson's up 1,346 votes. This race is likely over.

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therian affirming captcha failure

PKI actually stands for: Perpetual Kry Instigator

Godspeed You! Fucking Weirdo

Someone else's suggestion ended up day-before cancelling after calling them to discuss. Cool! Surely *one of you* have gotten your car detailed before... Right?

everyone loves to say "it was DNS", sure, but what about the DNS people?

anyone recommend any car detailers, potentially on the Eastside? Rex made: A Mess and I kind of just want to turn this into a money problem instead of a time problem

Burgerville my beloved ,,,

After 13 innings of baseball, the vice president of baseball casts a tiebreaking vote

Healing

one of you weird fucks is probably into this actually

the goon jobber test if you orgasm from putting your hand in the box you die

@dogcrimes.bsky.social's bundt is caked up, full of 🍌, with a cream filling

Make a fursona

if you work at an extra !!!FUN!!! org, you learn the second layer of ASG (should you choose not to use the first) is "Amazon Stops Giving"

feet accompli #badgenames

work has ground me into a fine mist, a fibrous powder. i'm tired. everything is probably 4-8x harder than you think it is.

‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️The I-5 Uncle Sam Political Commentary sign was blank this morning ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

holy shit folex based?????

sure, some mold too while we're at it. fuck my shit up, fam.

obligatory "pls b nice 2 me" pre-con post

why can't I get on the Big Gay Train at 10 pm after getting Gay Dinner homophobic

how work started: 1h scheduled weekly 1:1 with boss, running to 1.5h sometimes how it's going: 30m scheduled weekly 1:1 with boss, running 2-2.5h most of the time

rainy day commission for Shard

5-day convention pack/prep speedrun? (god help me)

what is an app? a miserable little pile of state.

wait has this been done before