Deleting the apps for a little bit, back soon

"This is just putting a bow on the iceberg" Things said because I didn't want to say "beating a dead horse"

I had 4 days off and by the end of that time I was thinking about creative pursuits, maybe even getting involved in my community. Thank god that's over now

Update, we were all at the pool with friends and they didn't notice 😂 Might just be option B by default at this point

Parents haven't seen my latest tattoo; there's a chance they might see it this week (not anywhere spicy, just on my leg&I'm in long pants 99%of the time) Should I: A) act surprised its also there B) lie&say I've had it for a while C) insist I can't see the tattoo D) walk in a way they never see it

Stop Forcing A.I. into Fucking EVERYTHING!

If you think you wrote something with AI — no you didn’t. Other people wrote it, and you just used a plagiarism machine to keep yourself from knowing their names.

incredible -- the NYT ran fluff "what i hope to see in 2025" blurbs from CEOs and economists, and then this guy www.nytimes.com/2025/01/02/o...

Everyone has a special part of their place dedicated to things they need to throw out but don't know how

So turns out certain generations don't react well when you say your word of the year is "Arson" I PROMISE I'M KIDDING

🦐 tis the sea-son 🌊 had an absolute blast creating this illustration for @otterbe.bsky.social , who provided the joke and let me run wild with it! may your holiday be shrimply the best time, no matter how you celebrate ✨

Was taking my recyclable stuff out to the bin at stupid hours of the night/morning and almost backed into one of my neighbours in the hallway. 1) AHHHHHH 2) I know what *I'm* doing awake, what are *you* doing awake?? 3) AT LEAST SAY HI BACK AFTER I SQUASHED MY YELP INTO A POLITE HELLO

Going into the gay bar with all my friends like

AI can save you a lot of time if you need a bunch of information summarized and it's not important to you whether the summary is accurate

Gonna pre-emptively apologize/ask for understanding as we get into December here, this month until mid January is a *LOT* busier for me. If I miss a message, you need to get a hold of me, etc., and I don't respond right away; I promise you I'm not ignoring you, and I will not mind a double ping ♥️

I can’t believe so many men walk around bagless. Nothing respectably slung over one shoulder. just stuffing their pockets with their wares like toddlers collecting stones

Fun fact: If someone quotes a post of yours in a way that is unwelcome (as is commonplace on Twitter/X) there is a tool to combat the unwanted attention. Simply click the three dot menu on the quote post & click "Detach quote". This removes your post from their quote post. Useful to know, do share!

Sunsets from above the clouds are some next level shit.

Made Mochi donuts for the first time! Deep frying is still terrifying to me but yum yum yum yum (also having to pipe the dough on parchment paper and then PUT THE WHOLE THING IN THE OIL, HUH?!?)

Had my first full strength caffeine hit in a while and I swear I can feel it moving thru my veins

I know we take some liberties with animal anatomy on kids art but uhhhhhh

Environmental movements should lead with tangible air quality improvements and let decarbonization be the side benefit. Many civilians value cleaner air (eg, people with asthma, who exercise, have kids or aging parents, etc) but think climate change, though serious, is fairly distant and abstract.

@finchlynch.bsky.social FIIIIIIIIIIIIINCH

I love saying "this is neither here nor there" to people... like where is it? well I know where it's not

Holy fuck I feel like I'm fighting half the earth's gravity today

I MISS VAPPORWAVE - dashare.zone ADMIN

My brain, completely unprompted, multiple times today: 🎶"She wore.... An...... ITSYBITSYTEENYWEENIEYELLOWPOLKADOTBIKINI" 🎶 x200 I HAVEN'T EVEN HEARD THAT SONG IN THE PAST SIX MONTHS.

💚 thanks bb!!💚 ✧5 FAVS // 5 TAGS✧ §Food:Tteok-bokki with 🧀 §Season: Spring! 🌸 §Drink: Boba tea or 🟠🍊 Gatorade §Color: Emerald Green 🍀 §Anime: Sailor Moon⚓🌙 Tagging (no pressure!) @carebhaer.bsky.social @madsagenda.bsky.social @indrarojas.bsky.social @ladhanabi.bsky.social @soleilestelle.com

ME: I'm going to live in the woods ALSO ME: [needs 17 pillows carefully placed around the bed AND a fan blowing or I can't fall asleep]

I love topical Halloween costumes, so naturally this year I’m going as Sexy City Escape from Sonic Adventure 2

Do you post photos/video here? You should "subscribe" to this list that auto-blocks content scraping accounts that steal content and regularly post it without credit. The fewer eyes they have on them, the less power they have (and thus the more original content we'll see). bsky.app/profile/did:...

Making butter mochiiiiiiiii muffiiiiinssssss

Help I have a dumb meme but I have to wait to send it and it's making me laugh just thinking about it

ME: [posting on Bluesky] This ain't my first rodeo, this is actually my second rodeo but the first rodeo was destroyed under strange and bizarre circumstances by a weird little billionaire

So many new people today! If you’re following me, it’s probably because you’re interested in comics & graphic novels. Here’s a GIANT thread from the dawn of Bluesky full of people who write about, make, read, & market comics.

Catch me running back here

Hey not bad! Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #305,301!

WHOOPS IT'S BEEN FOUR MONTHS

A friend took me on this shortcut between buildings at CERN and I am definitely NOT now possessed by the restless spirits of generations of tortured protons

Hey google how do I stop my dog from drinking only the gross puddle water

I want to be more active on here and less active exbird site but I also wasn't that active on the bird site either so.

COS asks you to NOT share photos of owls or post their locations on our social media. This ban is in effect until 4/15. While less common, the same policy applies to Gyrfalcon. Please read our Social Media Policy on Sensitive Species for more info.

FIGURED IT OUT - dashare.zone ADMIN

shouting "counterspell" at your niece's baptism

I want to be more active on here and less active exbird site but I also wasn't that active on the bird site either so.

If we learned nothing else from the pandemic it should have been that going to work while virally ill is bad. You might be able to ‘battle through’ but those you infect might not be so lucky. Sick days are not lazy nor a luxury, they are necessary for public health.

🦦💤 We’re just hittin’ snooze on Sea Otter Awareness Week until next year…