Behaviores Report: 95% goode 5% nockt stuff off of tabbil

this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free

Almost every major news story this week is about how the entire economy is now gambling, scams, bribes and theft.

hang this in the louvre (there's room now)

I used to think people just didn’t understand what Columbus did but now I think some are really attached to him (as opposed to other worthy italians to celebrate) because their whole thing is not only getting away with doing horrible things but forcing everyone to praise them for being horrible

I don’t know when It Will Happen, but I do know it’s going to be extremely funny

At the very least it’s fun to think of this as a sort of tailgate party before the big event

These are actually the baby stairs

the intensity of my anger at those who would criminalize the homeless — a population literally created by the greed and callousness of the ruling class — is very hard to contain. it was you who dismantled the safety net. if you don’t like the results, put it back

Outside the FOR PROFIT, PRIVATELY-RUN “processing” center where their farm worker members are held for “processing” thousands of miles from their homes

This is SO perfect.

cats don't obey in advance and no one else should, either

So let me get this straight, we finally get an American pope, and some of the America first crowd is mad because he cares about the poor and immigrants. Am i missing something here?

おはにゃん

Happy 99th birthday to the man who gave voice to the wild. 🎉 Sir David Attenborough, thank you for a lifetime dedicated to the natural world, and for sharing its story with wisdom, wonder, and grace. You've inspired generations to fall in love with nature.

It is a little weird to me countries aren’t more aggressively, formally trying to take advantage of the U.S. science brain drain. Once in a lifetime opportunity to buy low on Non-Dumbass Americans with PhDs who just wanna look into microscopes and quietly cure ass cancer as our country eats shit.

I can’t believe JD Vance killed the pope. Ridiculous

There are a lot of bad things happening all at once, and it’s overwhelming to think about how to meet moments like this. Jean says to focus on 1 or 2 things that you care about, understand fairly well, and are either local or involve a topic where you’re likely to have influence and find community

I hate it when I accidentally tell all my secrets to the editor of the Atlantic. Real oopsie doopsies

I understand that these are dark times that call for courage. But keep in mind I am just a baby

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

Today in Milan, a student activist group hung a trash-filled effigy of Musk upside down on a gate outside of piazzale Loreto, where Mussolini's body was displayed in 1945. They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)

Hello! This is Chickadee’s first bsky post. These are our Grit Tots, the grits you can kiss😘

new hobby

I have a friend whose dad owns a company that was getting audited by the IRS. he removed all the chairs from the entire building and made the IRS guy walk across the street with boxes to do the audit if he wanted to sit down. Needless to say the audit didn’t last long.

Anything they want, hide it or mislabel it. Anything they plug in, unplug it. Remove light bulbs. Move cubicles around so they hide some of the doors and when they leave the room move them again so they hide different doors. Play really loud music. Think like a cat and sabo tabby yourself a mess

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

Huge protest outside the USAID building today against Trump and Musk's illegal shutdown.

The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin

If you really need to keep scrolling, consider a nice rockhounding forum where everyone shows each other a cool rock they found. The other stuff will still be there in a few hours and you’ll have seen some neat rocks

Me, smirking at the bear devouring my flesh: So you actually can’t do that it’s illegal. Focus on economics

I think we need to sort our own huge messes out before involving anyone else and that includes space, Canada and Greenland

Also see: climate change/collapse, fascism, and so on.

Rats, Together Strong!!

We can stop reading the NYT and WaPo any time and support independent journalism instead.

tomorrow is going to be rough. the future is going to be rough. we can’t pretend otherwise. but they want us fleeing, they want us demoralized and terrified, and morale is a terrain of struggle.

Sitting this evening, especially this evening, with this speech Julian Bond delivered in 1972. He could have delivered it today, with little alteration. That fact is terrifying for some and damning for others. bondpapersproject.org/print/view/p...

all my plans for the rest of the year

Annual reminder: Jean says to remember that if your local police department is pretending to “escort Santa Claus” you should learn about civil forfeiture

On reddit there is a guy who didn’t clean his tub in 10 years and his “irish spring 5-in-1” product made a big clean spot. Many people are obsessed. I haven’t been this engaged since someone found a hominid jaw fossil in their moms floor tiles

I wish I had been born in the 70s so I could have absorbed enough lead to be dead to the horrors of reality by now.

I discovered that my fav childhood toy, Fashion Plates, is back and has been rebranded as Juicy Couture. I have many questions, but mostly I’m excited for all the kids to think about making their own clothes!

At CEO kindergarten they practice lockdowns to survive an active shooter. Wait no that’s regular kindergarten with regular baby children

What

i was born in the right generation i love sabrina carpenter and chappell roan and vaccines

It’s so hard to find friends who relate to CEO problems. Let’s talk about how challenging it is to be a CEO and then let’s plan a meetup to bond. Maybe on a boat so we can see whaley whales, just look at some orcas

Oh you claim some gunman is on the loose? That sounds like none of my business tbh. Cops never come help me do my job, why do I have to help you with yours

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