since everyone loves a good orange cat story, i have one from this weekend 🧵

This is true. We may not be able to stop everything but we can sure as hell slow it down

Vibes are bleak. Try to take a deep breath, and then find something (small or big) that you can do to help someone who needs it

There’s so much Miller on the timeline, cleansing with Dolly Parton and a cat ✨

Wow today is going to be weeks long

welcome 2026!

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

it's a harsh world out there and not everyone is going to give you credit for all the great stuff you do. but Sandal thinks you have done awesome this year. he doesn't know how you do it. he also doesn't even know how to open the refrigerator but that isn't important rn

I GET IT, I AM OLD

the most wonderful time of the year just got a little more colorful! it’s with much happiness in my heart that i share with you my new coloring ebook: meowy christmas 🎄 poorlycatdraw.gumroad.com/l/meowychris...

May the ghostly cries and lamentations of every enslaved person who worked there haunt this boutique hotel's owners, managers, and guests unto the last days of their lives.

We have a new coworker who got trapped in a room today. No matter how much she tried to turn the doorknob she couldn’t open it. She called for help and nobody heard her for several minutes. Except it was just a sliding door and she was never trapped. She’s going to fit in here just fine

I’m running for Congress in Virginia’s 5th District because families and workers deserve a fair shot. Costs keep rising while salaries aren’t - and MAGA Republicans are cutting food & health care to fund corporate tax breaks instead of defending Virginia’s families. youtu.be/C2AQX9_HMK0?...

Visual summary of the standard xenophobic arguments of the day.

it’s really depressing how little the entitled ghouls who rule over us actually know about American history

Can I let you in on a little secret? Billionaire philanthropy isn’t charity. It’s PR to distract you from low wages, labor exploitation, and a tax system that’s rigged for the rich.

On #GivingTueaday, we know there are so many worthy charities who rely on donations asking for money. It can feel hard to support everyone when we’re all spread so thin. Sustainable monthly giving is the lifeblood of rescues & makes a huge impact for just a few $’s each month: linktr.ee/crits4cats

Got all my vaccinations so I am safe from RFK Jr for another year. PHEW

This is so incredible. You have to see the photos. These workers held the line for THREE YEARS www.publicsource.org/post-gazette...

every week just gets weirder tbh

It’s ok you can say it

He is just investigating to find out what happened here

You always ask me “Jorts why are you so wet?” but I never ask why your phone is at 7%

Our beloved Alice Wong has joined the ancestors. It was one of the great honors of my life to call Alice my friend, co-author & co-conspirator. She was a true genius, a force of nature the likes of which the world has never seen before. I love you, Alice, and am equal parts grateful and devastated

BIG NEWS OUTTA PITTSBURGH 🔥

This has not gotten much attention, but it should. Virginia under Youngkin returned to an insanely harsh system where people convicted of any felony lose their voting rights FOR LIFE. Dems' win this week mean they'll get to advance a constitutional amendment to end lifetime disenfranchisement.

that’s my flag 🫡

I do think yesterday’s results reinforced the dynamic that while much of the American leadership class is chickenshit, most of the electorate is not

MOTHERFUCKING IS QUOTING EUGENE DEBS IN THE FIRST SENTENCE OF HIS MAYORAL VICTORY SPEECH OMFG

Behaviores Report: 95% goode 5% nockt stuff off of tabbil

this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free

Almost every major news story this week is about how the entire economy is now gambling, scams, bribes and theft.

hang this in the louvre (there's room now)

I used to think people just didn’t understand what Columbus did but now I think some are really attached to him (as opposed to other worthy italians to celebrate) because their whole thing is not only getting away with doing horrible things but forcing everyone to praise them for being horrible

I don’t know when It Will Happen, but I do know it’s going to be extremely funny

At the very least it’s fun to think of this as a sort of tailgate party before the big event

These are actually the baby stairs

the intensity of my anger at those who would criminalize the homeless — a population literally created by the greed and callousness of the ruling class — is very hard to contain. it was you who dismantled the safety net. if you don’t like the results, put it back

Outside the FOR PROFIT, PRIVATELY-RUN “processing” center where their farm worker members are held for “processing” thousands of miles from their homes

This is SO perfect.

cats don't obey in advance and no one else should, either

So let me get this straight, we finally get an American pope, and some of the America first crowd is mad because he cares about the poor and immigrants. Am i missing something here?

おはにゃん

Happy 99th birthday to the man who gave voice to the wild. 🎉 Sir David Attenborough, thank you for a lifetime dedicated to the natural world, and for sharing its story with wisdom, wonder, and grace. You've inspired generations to fall in love with nature.

It is a little weird to me countries aren’t more aggressively, formally trying to take advantage of the U.S. science brain drain. Once in a lifetime opportunity to buy low on Non-Dumbass Americans with PhDs who just wanna look into microscopes and quietly cure ass cancer as our country eats shit.

I can’t believe JD Vance killed the pope. Ridiculous

There are a lot of bad things happening all at once, and it’s overwhelming to think about how to meet moments like this. Jean says to focus on 1 or 2 things that you care about, understand fairly well, and are either local or involve a topic where you’re likely to have influence and find community

I hate it when I accidentally tell all my secrets to the editor of the Atlantic. Real oopsie doopsies