How do you control a population? You make a common enemy.

“Dress up” says the whiny fucker who can’t be bothered to wear a tie

I see, so the plan is to lie and claim that dividends have already been paid at some point in the future. The world’s dumbest playbook for the world’s stupidest constituents.

Why do we give any sort of credibility to the guy who at BEST was complicit in the world’s most prolific sex trafficking operation?

Would would’ve thought the republican’s “I am Spartacus” moment was just an admission of their rampant pedophillia?

For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files: splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app

Ladies and gentlemen, fascism has arrived.

This goes so hard

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

I cannot go on Amazon and bully bezos, or Facebook and bully zuck, but the fact that I can go on twitter and talk shit about musk and there is a chance he might actually respond is beautiful. All that money and he is fucking miserable.

Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car

Congrats Mamdani!

On this week’s episode, @bransonreese.bsky.social joins us to pitch a dirtbag found footage remake of Ghostbusters. Hear the whole concept, our thoughts on the existing Ghostbusters canon, and Branson’s strong opinions about leprechauns on YouTube or your favorite podcatcher. youtu.be/te6lHxpaAls

lol you’re a clown Tara.

MFers pretend to know fashion then ask stupid questions like this. SMH

The Feds consider 30+ Year Olds conservatives “kids” but is moving the age to be tried as an adult down to 14.

What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity. And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.

For the longest time I thought Paul F. Tompkins and Paul Thomas Anderson were the same person.

I’ve tried a couple different chocolate sodas and they were all disgusting.

Good morning everybody!!

Political violence is an inevitability when rule of law breaks down. This is an iron truth governed by history from time immemorial. When the Supreme Court decides to ignore the Constitution and the armed forces are weaponized against citizens, what choice do ordinary people have?

So painful to read Federalist 76, which is about the president's appointment power, in 2025. Hamilton's like, no president would be so degenerate as to appoint only those "personally allied to him," esp since Senate confirmation would 'silently operate' as an "excellent check" on such attempts

pov I sing to you

Entire team of Journalists in Gaza KILLED

#BREAKING | Gaza aid distribution declared ‘orchestrated killing’ by MSF

‘There is no military purpose in starving thousands and thousands of children… This is an effort to destroy the people,’ Senator Bernie Sanders said, quoting a Brown University Research Council that calculated that the US has paid for 70% of the Gaza war

i debated 100 six-year-olds about whether or not im Mr. Stinky

Idiot

There is a shoe size inflation happening and nobody is talking about it

These pretzels fucking suck

German men are so tall. They truly do not prepare you for it until you come here

“They muddy the water, to make it seem deep.” Friedrich Nietzsche

Pedro Pascal reshares video which says the U.S. has become a police state A state where there is no higher authority

Everyone, you have a second amendment right for a reason. If you are liberal I highly recommend you exercise your constitutional rights and purchase a firearm.

I’m pretty happy about the tariffs. Americas needs to suffer dearly for its incompetence.

The democrat establishment would rather drag America down to hell than give a millennial power www.politico.com/news/2025/05...

[going through the desert] ME: what’s your name? HORSE: don’t have one ME: I’m gonna call you Clippy Cloppy HORSE: you will not

Unironically the left should take the position that the tariffs are really good. It is literally the one point that the right and the rest of the world will criticize Tump on, despite the fact it isn’t nearly the most egregious act he’s committed since taking office.

Democrats need to stop gaslighting liberals and saying they ran competent platforms, it’s just your fault for not voting. We lost because the Democrat Party has no platform beyond “better than the alternative” and the leadership’s only strategy is to complain and beg for money.

I think this is quite literally buying the shit you’re selling.

Good night 😴 “Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, will make violent revolution inevitable”. John F Kennedy Blood Moon By Photo Gio Boretti

"Among the rare times that the Supreme Court has reached a 9-0 decision, it is no longer a verdict. It is an order. It must be followed, or the offender has committed the ultimate betrayal of the American people. This is the unforgivable sin against the constitution itself." - Bill Clinton, 1993

It is a well established fact that the perfect height for a man, nay, a human is 6’5” - not a barleycorn more. Anything below is clownish, and anything taller is offensively garish.

When we bring the guillotines out this guy is gonna clap and cheer and ask “cool who’s that for?”

The height of a man? Huh- only the price of pride.

"I wonder what pleasure men can take in making beasts of themselves." "I wonder, Madam," replied the Doctor, "that you have not penetration to see the strong inducement to this excess; for he who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man."