oh my god??

Welcome to the doors of perception

this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong

The smoke and mirrors of the elite, truly unmasked

that’s enough internet for today that’s enough internet for forever

Great movie

Snow covered the Acropolis, framing the Parthenon in a stunning winter setting Athens Greece 🇬🇷 Travel #wednesdaymotivation 📹farawayfarers

I think that Kamala Harris has proven that she is not a real leader. In times of crisis the opposition leader should be rallying support, mounting a defense. Not tacitly waiting until the next election cycle. Instead she is nowhere to be seen. A politician, not a leader.

The king cannot be wrong, only misled by wicked advisors.

People in Minnesota are now using their key fobs to trigger their car alarms from the safety of their homes when they see ICE walking around.

Today I learned that not letting an abusive dad near his kids is worse than murdering a loving mother.

It’s further interesting to know that shooting someone and calling them a “fucking bitch” won’t get you fired, but calling them a “pedophile protector” will.

The world is falling apart. America is at the forefront of it

All leftists and liberals need to purchase a firearm ASAP and take a firearms safety course.

Did you ever consider that Dr Pepper could be a woman? Did you ever consider Dr Pepper could’ve committed malpractice? Did you ever consider the horrors Dr Pepper was responsible for? We are the monsters we make of ourselves.

>calls story "the odyssey" >main character is named odysseus what does marge see in this hack?

Torts will be my death

How do you control a population? You make a common enemy.

“Dress up” says the whiny fucker who can’t be bothered to wear a tie

I see, so the plan is to lie and claim that dividends have already been paid at some point in the future. The world’s dumbest playbook for the world’s stupidest constituents.

Why do we give any sort of credibility to the guy who at BEST was complicit in the world’s most prolific sex trafficking operation?

Would would’ve thought the republican’s “I am Spartacus” moment was just an admission of their rampant pedophillia?

For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files: splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app

Ladies and gentlemen, fascism has arrived.

This goes so hard

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

I cannot go on Amazon and bully bezos, or Facebook and bully zuck, but the fact that I can go on twitter and talk shit about musk and there is a chance he might actually respond is beautiful. All that money and he is fucking miserable.

Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car

Congrats Mamdani!

On this week’s episode, @bransonreese.bsky.social joins us to pitch a dirtbag found footage remake of Ghostbusters. Hear the whole concept, our thoughts on the existing Ghostbusters canon, and Branson’s strong opinions about leprechauns on YouTube or your favorite podcatcher. youtu.be/te6lHxpaAls

lol you’re a clown Tara.

MFers pretend to know fashion then ask stupid questions like this. SMH

The Feds consider 30+ Year Olds conservatives “kids” but is moving the age to be tried as an adult down to 14.

What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity. And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.

For the longest time I thought Paul F. Tompkins and Paul Thomas Anderson were the same person.

I’ve tried a couple different chocolate sodas and they were all disgusting.

Good morning everybody!!

Political violence is an inevitability when rule of law breaks down. This is an iron truth governed by history from time immemorial. When the Supreme Court decides to ignore the Constitution and the armed forces are weaponized against citizens, what choice do ordinary people have?

So painful to read Federalist 76, which is about the president's appointment power, in 2025. Hamilton's like, no president would be so degenerate as to appoint only those "personally allied to him," esp since Senate confirmation would 'silently operate' as an "excellent check" on such attempts

pov I sing to you

Entire team of Journalists in Gaza KILLED

#BREAKING | Gaza aid distribution declared ‘orchestrated killing’ by MSF

‘There is no military purpose in starving thousands and thousands of children… This is an effort to destroy the people,’ Senator Bernie Sanders said, quoting a Brown University Research Council that calculated that the US has paid for 70% of the Gaza war

i debated 100 six-year-olds about whether or not im Mr. Stinky

Idiot

There is a shoe size inflation happening and nobody is talking about it

These pretzels fucking suck

German men are so tall. They truly do not prepare you for it until you come here