I would put Murray Gold's Doctor Who work up there against any John Williams soundtrack, any day, any time.

This year six celebrities will reveal they have been taking NZT, the “limitless” drug from Limitless. For five of them, it’ll make total sense. We’ll say, “Oh, that’s why their careers blew up!” But the other one… It’s like, are you allergic to the “limitless” pill or something?

Been rewatching Golden Girls. Grew up with the dub, it's crazy how different the sub is.

Anyway I would like very much for everyone to stop using genAI to alter photos of women to undress them or worse

Dexy’s Chris Midnight Runners

Geez guys. Look at all this... <gestures wildly>. Come on.

Yoooo @kumail.bsky.social is on thd next season of taskmaster!!! Dope

God let it be good and let people watch it. We need more Muppets. We always need more Muppets.

May this be a year that fascists feel fear.

If you need inspiration, one year my partner made a resolution to put sweet chili sauce on as many meals as possible and he crushed it that year.

Welp, apparently you can live off of ginger bread cookies and coffee.

“Six to eight, did you say?!”

We killed a jar of peanut butter with today's baking and gave the dogs the best stocking snack they could ask for.

Oh, hey. I missed the part where we got halfway out of the dark. I blame Disney, somehow.

One of the biggest cultural crimes committed was not capitalizing on Mary Elizabeth Winstead as Lucy McClane in her own Die Hard movie.

Fueled by peanut butter chocolate fudge and spite.

It's that magical time of the year we remember corporations could be charging us a lot less for things while still remaining profitable.

last year I accidentally put almond extract in our sweet potato casserole. This year I did it on purpose. I gotta say: it kicks ass

Melting peanut M&Ms to make hot chocolate boba.

Shout out to cold brew

Therapist: What's a song that makes you feel hopeful? Me: Do you know "You Can't Bring Me Down" by Suicidal Tendencies?

(broken record) please just take your podcast t-shirt designs and sell them as posters. what is the downside of making that option?

Sometimes I feel like my brain short-circuits reading about these phenomenally stupid, incurious, mediocre as shit perv-ass men who just happened to start rich and continue to fail upward and the way the entire world wants to bend the knee to them. To these fucking guys? These absolute dingdongs?

They took your Wordle money and kept Epstein's secrets.

Age yourself with gaming

Am I just supposed to make up my own new Mike Flanagan show, like wtf?!

Raking the leaves, but not to remove them. Just to give me a soft place outside the house to scream.

the arc of the moral universe is footlong

I will never understand why Donald won in 2016, except for the idea that every large scale American publication wanted him to win and actively downplayed his history and personality. Maybe the reporters wanted to tell the truth. Maybe. But they weren’t allowed to. And they all caved to the bosses.

if you can't handle journalists asking clarifying follow up questions you have no business managing reporters. go run a dick's sporting goods

I really hope Republicans get the message: we hate everything you're doing. Stop.

fuckyeahstandardtime

It’s the anniversary of work stopping on post-production of season 2 of Ride of Your Life with the host Courtney Hansen. I was employed by Dave Wilson of Bad Burrito Productions. I never got paid for those last two weeks. Nobody ever admitted to being the cause of the problem.

"Bond? I have a mission for you. How British am I, Bond?"

I work in high volume school portrait/yearbook photography and I can attest that while AI is very good in doing certain photo editing that is time consuming with photoshop (glasses glare removal, etc), it is very very racist.

we were cleaning Play-Doh out of some sculpting tools when the almost-6-year old picked up some dough, rolled it in her fingers, and announced she’d found some that was “still alive”

The who cares crowd is, in my deepest suspicion, a very loud, very white, very cis het male, very disposable income having, minority of assholes holding the rest of us hostage. I mean the Republican party only continues to even exist bc of some outdated laws about Senators and the Electoral College.

After a long hiatus, I flew on a god-forsaken airplane recently, and all the gizmos and gadgets that were apparently hiding in my iPhone started to light up and become extremely useful. Is that who these devices are for? Frequent fliers?

I keep scrolling but he's not dead yet.

One of the components of our IT team's ongoing cybersecurity training – sending fake phishing emails and checking to see if we report them – might be more effective if they didn't send the messages at the same time every Monday morning.

Just popping into Costco Pharmacy to pick up my reason I have to come back tomorrow.

In creative fields, compliment your coworkers’ work when you like it. Many have never had a coworker compliment their work before. A compliment is a show of professional trust and if you never show it then you’re a real crap

All dogs hate Stephen Miller.

here everyone, share this

Coincidentally, chat bots always use one of two responses when addressing me. 1. What a great idea! Or 2. You were right to point out my error.

anyway welcome to bluesky, I know twitter was once fun but now that you’ve left you don’t have to be the Hell Correspondent for everyone in your life

“bluesky elders” aren’t real , that’s a cryptid I made up to keep the kids from playing in the quarry

Okay so I forgot to eat lunch. But on the other hand, I forgot to eat dinner. So the probably cancel out right

I tried to use Realtor dot com to schedule a house showing and they immediately placed a PHONE CALL to my PHONE. The absolute audacity of those monsters.