I've seen 11 orange cars while out running errands today, so I can only assume that it's warm enough finally that the cars are blooming.

Headline from @bostonglobe.com: "Green crabs will ruin the ecosystem. But not if we eat them first." Replace "Green crabs" with your nemesis.

🧵 California’s Senate Privacy committee hears a bill Monday that would put homeowners back in control of their own doorbell footage. Right now the company that installs your camera can share what it records—this bill says they need your written OK first.

for every graham platner, there's dozens of just as capable women you could be investing in who don't have nazi tattoos or abusive pasts you just don't want to expand your class analysis to encompass gender

YOU SHOULD HAVE DROPPED THIS ASSHOLE AT NAZI TATTOO AND I AM TIRED TIRED OF SURPRISE PIKACHU THAT THE GUY WITH A NAZI TATTOO IS ALSO A PIECE OF SHIT IN OTHER WAYS AGAIN.... FULL STOP AT NAZI. TATTOO.

OMG the new Traitors New Zealand host is Madeline Sami

Just this article is a wild romp, I can't wait to see this season.

Ah yes, the "Thdpsssps"

@yaykellie.bsky.social I may need to talk to you, the new house has a beehive but it's empty

Y'all now is NOT THE TIME to be eating the mummy gut yeast.

Dear Penthouse Forum letters but they're about using agentic coding

Omg I won't be under a lease that doesn't stop me from displaying "messages", please link me the queerest source of the queerest flag I can put at the house.

The look on my face just now as I saw someone turn on their vape and I realized my cordless soldering iron is a vape battery with a very different cartridge.

Bigotry is so brain melting that some Tennessee rescue won't let a friend of friend adopt a dog because she lives within 20 miles of Dearborn.

Toilet maker Toto is capitalizing on an unexpected surge in demand from chip gear makers seeking its expertise in soil-resistant ceramics.

A billionaire candidate for governor doesn’t have to be the only one that is offering the clearest support for trans kids, immigrants, and the environment while also riding public transit on election day, but most Democrats are too craven and cowardly to do the bare minimum to meet the moment.

I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"

PLEASE HELP FRYLOCK

Lol even this blinking warning sign won't be enough to shake people loose. They will stand ten toes down on business and tell you they found a use for it. Cool. We love to be scammed don't we

There always was enough to pay for free college, debt relief, solar, fast trains, bike lanes, and lead-free water pipes.

THERE ARE NO TRANSPHOBES WITH HONOR. NO TRANSPHOBE WILL SEE THE GATES OF STO’VO’KOR.

Yeah it's not like shutting down the CDC, leaving WHO, or allowing any discussion about this on government websites is important, this is just Wired being petty...

My book and 22 others are available in this LGBTQ+ Sci-fi, Fantasy, and Horror bundle! For $10 you can get a great sampling of indie authors writing queer SFFH fiction. itch.io/b/3721/lgbtq...

1st grade teacher was not letting us have our 10m snack period if we didn't finish some workbooks on time. Mom was like "why did this not get eaten" and I said she didn't let us. Mom said "tell her I want to talk to her about that." SO next time she did it, I remembered and said so. 1/

That's a bidet, y'all

I ordered a bunch of Punjabi food last night, and a remarkable feature was a dipping sauce that came with a lamb sausage. I swear it's "burger sauce" or "fry sauce" but made with a classic garlic sauce or aioli instead of mayonnaise. Make that, I urge you.

(To the tune of "It's Raining Men") I'm bleeding cash! Hallelujah! I bought a house!

I guess I'm back on tinned fish for the summer. Today: tin of evoo mackerel, 2oz avo mash, 1oz cream cheese, 5 large cherry tomatoes quartered, palmful of pepitas, dash of hot sauce, garlic salt. Seedy-bread toast. Wasn't in the mood for onion, might add some apple next time.

Huh. About half an hour ago we were in the middle of a fairly complex conversation about moving and mom said "uh oh" and set her water bottle on the ground and just...rebooted. Her eyes were looking around but she couldn't talk, I asked her to smile and raise her hands and she looked but didn't

All I did today was wait for the house to close, drive (first time in weeks though) over, vibe in my house to make sure we didn't make a terrible mistake, do laps up and down all the stairs, measure some stuff, and drive home. I sat down for an hour and stiffened up so much I can barely stand.

Just hanging out in my new back yard.

Boycott Uline.

your regular reminder that the national shoplifting crisis was a manufactured moral panic largely engineered by corporations in order to cover up their own mismanagement — and that wage theft is the largest category of theft in the U.S.

You have discovered a planet. It is next door. There's a thing there that reminds me of a cow, except for its fiery feathers. Come on.

My peers, I'm reporting back to you from dementia caregiver circles and the number of kids/spouses showing up with mid-50s Early-Onset situations is chilling. A lot of people lose their ability to perceive their own problematic behavior early on. We all need to be on the Buddy System for this.

I think about the old OLJ gang a lot, and Shelley came to mind recently, randomly, thinking about guinea pigs.

Went to an anti AI datacentre protest march today and a friend of mine got a picture that summed it all up

There ya go. Don't let chatbot advocates steal valor from machine learning in science. bsky.app/profile/borc...

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KAT WON. FUCK ICE.

My job apparently knows this is the two weeks I cannot rage quit because DAMN are they trying me right now. Notary comes with closing papers in 2 hours.

Please buy and review my hot guy rescues cat book so I can write more about this ridiculous himbo paladin. mybook.to/SK1SpiritBlade

I'm going to have to teach myself about servos in order to make a cat feeder that drops 6 kibbles every 20 minutes to stop the cat whining about dechonking, aren't I?

But also the DNC is is so incompetent that it can never be fixed either.

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This is the best news this month. Proud of these Dems. Polis is a fucking clown and deserves to be treated like one. There should be no room in this party for fascist enablers. Take them all out. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/20/u...

Was already enjoying Widow's Bay but then surprise Chris Fleming!

Choir!Choir!Choir! and Sarah McLachlan youtu.be/ZLejoZrAXHw?...

As a San Diegan I need people to know that earlier this year, our city renewed the Flock camera contract over our many objections SDPD had *2 hours* between the mother calling to say her Nazi son took her BMW and guns and this shooting, and the cops, with all those cameras couldn’t locate shit?