Probably just ketchup

Landon Thomas Jr of the New York Times got told by Jeffrey Epstein that Trump walked into a glass door bc he was so busy staring at girls in Epstein's house and didn't print it. wild that the Times didn't consider that newsworthy.

Art direction like "the pastor needs to simultaneously look like he's never seen one before, and it's the most delicious thing he's ever seen".

🚨 Very #PeakGuardian this 🔽🤮. Two things: 1. Depressing to see yet another woman analysed through the prism of her fashion choices (does this ever happen to men?); and 2. Hard to believe that people get paid to write this shite. www.theguardian.com/fashion/2025...

Bring back Sarah y'all

They say they don't want mentally ill people on the streets being visibly mad & ruining brunch but they're taking away our healthcare that allows us to function in society.

McDaniel’s stupid glasses

My parenting style is just doing the exact opposite of what my parents did.

Bonnies 2-0

an arc where the former governor of NY loses increasingly inconsequential elections until the series finale is him trying to run for senior class president at a local high school and getting his ass kicked by some 17 year olds.

MF Doom kinda day

Yes, you can totally trade me LSD for paintings.

the one good thing he's done is to make the white house look tacky as fuck

Good work, fellas

This is really impressive. They invented racism.

Get a Nuremberg Bonus

The media is rushing 300 “New York Jews worried about Mamdani antisemitism” fetch essays based on nothing but Mamdani being a Muslim meanwhile the Republican Party from top to toe has the confidence to wear nazi makeup every day knowing the press looks at it like the westworld bots seeing a polaroid

Details of a larger work

Lol, reminds of these keyboard warriors. You good as long as you got that screen and anonymity…let me catch you out in the streets. 😂

Dusting this gem off for the news of the day:

man now i regret that *i* didnt steal anything from the louvre

Disney is saddened at the passing of Vice President Dick Cheney, pictured below swallowing a live canary. The influential (derogatory) Wyomingite will be served to his wife and daughters, bones and all, following the weekly hunger games at their private Iraqi torture prison.

They’re still pushing this line.

Police departments paid out $2.3 billion in settlements in one year. We're not overspending feeding people. We're overspending beating people.

Go Bills!

For all the (lack of) coverage it's received, you could be forgiven for not knowing that Israel invaded Syria, occupied several hundred square miles, and is now deploying its West Bank tactics to cut Syrian villages off from each other.

Pull him. I think we’re all done with UPL

Update: ate 3/4 of a gummy to help with arthritis pain and now I’m high as balls.

Going as a loser for Halloween

ALAN WATTS: “Zen and the Art of Trick or Treat” (1971)

Some recent work

Sabres sabre-ing, I see.

In this interview with Khalil Kawtharany and Karim al-Amine, Arab academic Ali Kadri offers a searing indictment of imperialism’s logic in the Global South: war, waste, and the commodification of death. 🔗 thepublicsource.org/global-south...

Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my frozen dinners based on a Kevin Costner television show

Zohran Mamdani caught lying that he understood Plato’s allegory of the cave, yet when asked to explain it, he seemed to instead explain Baudrillard’s theory of Simulacra and Simulation where reality has been replaced by symbols and signs, which seems similar to Plato’s theory but is not the same

My dream Sabres trade: UPL, a pick, and a prospect for a center whose arm doesn’t fall when taking a face off

I’m not much for gambling, but I did just buy toothpaste at the discount grocery store.

A solid week of 40 degrees and rain. Seasonal depression here we come!

Almost went to work wearing slippers. Happy Monday.

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

Just when I thought I couldn’t like Zohran anymore, here’s a clip of him saying “I think of Toni Morrison often…” Like?????? A MAN!!!!

Go for 300

Catherine Connolly: "History did not begin on October 7. It's important to point out the history of the many atrocities committed by the Israeli regime. Western countries should have no say about Hamas. Hamas is part of the fabric of the Palestinian people. Israel is acting as a terrorist state."

Truth

UPL 👎

Traded a painting for LSD and few lps. Fuck capitalism.