My friends and I used to take apart bottle rockets to make a super bottle rocket (we even had a GI Joe action figure with a parachute)…anyway, none of us had parents that got rich off apartheid emeralds. Probably why we aren’t trillionaires.

I am starting to wonder if shutting down a chunk of midtown and forcing Knicks fans to spend an hour-plus waiting outside so a widely loathed bigot could sit in a weird glass box and stare grimly into middle distance and then fall asleep might have had an effect on the energy in the building

Some recent work

I bet kids today don’t even know the “roll down your car window” hand signal.

Screw worm what’s next fuck spider

taught a Canadian about Gritty. I'm basically a missionary

My parents consistently misgender my cats. Like zero percent of the time they get it right.

If Jeremy Harris is in your TV show, I’ll watch it.

the trump official — who led the siege & occupation of Minneapolis — admitting to having an ongoing dialogue/rapport with Martin Sellner, a straight-up Nazi who influenced the Christchurch shooter, while speaking at a conference about remigration (read: ethnic cleansing) is a pretty big deal!

It is pretty funny that Eminem’s big rivalries were with people like Moby but honestly fuck Moby, Eminem was right!

Many young Republicans claim that James Talarico’s vegan girlfriend is not as attractive as their own Canadian girlfriends.

They’re not drawing from any particular notion of masculinity but more reacting to the material and cultural wins of feminism and gay rights, so they’re using stereotypes of women and queerness as anti-male “bogeyman” without having a good definition of what masculine means.

Thom Jones, the only cool boomer?

"this isn't me being gay, it's science" is, unfortunately, an all-timer

The 7th story for Project 2052 just dropped! “Liberation Day at the Tombs” by abolitionist legend @suzysubways.bsky.social, about trans women leading a successful mass prison break out of Manhattan’s main jail. It totally rocks @commonnotions.bsky.social www.commonnotions.org/project-2052...

There has not been one square inch of America that is undercaffeinated since 1947.

No it the fuck was not.

Celebrating 13 Years of the Octavia E. Butler Literary Society! Happy Founder's Day! #OctaviaButler #earthseed #parable #wildseed www.oebsociety.org

Counterpoint: No I will not

Big brain on this guy.

One of the Nazi terrorists who attacked a San Diego mosque obsessed about Muslims, Jews, women, Black people, gay people, trans people, immigrants, and being short.

I think the reason I've been a little ambiently mad all day is because January 6th rioters are statistically the most likely group of pedophiles in the world and they clubbed a guy to death and they're going to be rich from the tax money that I give to the country I live in.

Don’t mind me, I’m going to go scream into the void. #sabres

Bury these fucks

Greenie!

Whew…come on, fellas. You got this

Sammy!

If they lose it’s 100% Doug Allen’s fault

Go time

oh no not my private jet fortune.com/2026/05/16/n...

"birth rates are declining" don't care I already got born

Game 7, bitches!

Watching ESPN, already angry. Go Sabres

I don’t care how many times you try to explain it to me, I will never understand Cricket.

Should I buy a tiny piano for my cats? I am leaning yes

Bite size news item from Cork: City considers erecting “the world’s smallest public statue” to recall its part in bringing Cromwell to an early end.

144 House Democrats joined 203 Republicans to vote for this bill which gives DHS and ICE new powers to collect personal information of both migrants and American citizens

*sophomoric sexual in nature derogatory statement towards the ESPN announcing crew* #Sabres

Kid has it

If this gets 100 reposts I’ll push Tage Thompson into a volcano

No, there wasn’t a god

Benson!

Lol. Fuck you, Montreal

That’s a dive

Dumbest league

Yes, more replays please

So there is a god