Tickets www.eventbrite.com/e/spray-x-cu...

It's happening again...

Lies here. John's mother appears in this week's Alfsplaining and she is legally distinct from Spray's mother because John isn't in Spray - Ricardo is!

To compare and contrast here's an almost imperceptibly different version performed live with 6xAA batteries and a stolen guitar amp.

New video in just one minute's time youtu.be/w8BB3IW7LQw?...

Next Monday, new video. www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8BB...

NEW! NEU! NOUVEAU! We're back, babies with the brand new song 'Somewhere Out There (Somebody's Burying A Body)' on Vol 4 of the @beatcanceruk.bsky.social CD. Video, streaming, mixes to follow! beatcancer.info/product/vol-...

I don't want to sit here wasting time I just want a place inside your mind I wish that I could turn the clocks right back It's easy to forget just what you've got www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFWY...

Find out below what Saab stands for!

"Tay Tanners! It's me!"

I'm very excited about this! A game! On the app stores! That I made! Hooray! As an aside, I am firmly set with @godotengine.org being my go-to game dev environment now. Looking forward to doing a platform game soon...

Aaannnd it's live! All Set and Done is now available in the App and Play Stores 🥳 It's a tile-matching game and is pretty challenging, but once you get into it it's pretty fun too (in our entirely non-biased opinion)! Grab it here: studioscully.com/games/allset... #game #godot #puzzle #casual

New job as a royal correspondent

I've FINALLY made an account for mine and Judit's company. Getting Judit on here is another matter. Hopefully I'll get my act together and regularly post things about game dev and the games we make on this account, so please follow it! For now, here is a prrrrrrretty edgy and original first post:

Congratulations @pierrenovellie.bsky.social Also, BudPod will have been going for seven years next Wednesday so I assume you and @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social will be partying if the episode hasn't been pre-recorded already.

This game is really tough but addictive!

Welcome back to my channel! Let's go ahead and get started. First, you're going to want to plug your PC in. I usually use a standard UK 3-pin plug but a lot of people get great results with 2-pin so your mileage may vary. Next, you'll want to hit that power switch. But first, an advert for a VPN.

I will always recommend Pierre as a person to see and this show is no exception. It's funny throughout and I finally got some closure on his wedding suit after at least 6 months of wondering what happened! You've got very little time to go and see this show so book now!

Londoners! Your final chance to see this show! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Guardian ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ The Times www.leicestersquaretheatre.com/show/pierre-...

@pierrenovellie.bsky.social and @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social I spotted this on the way to Pierre's Soho Theatre show last night - the dates have already passed but I expect this will remain in Archway station for months to come!

Today! If we can make the desk work properly, which at the moment it won't.

Tomorrow. 12pm. No theme. ...and then after then? Who knows. listento.theblender.online

when the bare minimum is a treachery red flag

🚨 ⏸️ THE BLENDER IS GOING ON PAUSE TEMPORARILY ⏸️ 🚨 Not that we want to, you understand, believe it or not (we wouldn't blame you either way). We'll be back as soon as we can. In the meantime we're going to have one final blowout. THE BLENDER'S ONE FOR THE ROAD Saturday 24th Jan @ 12pm Join us!

We've got a sore throat, so this will be next week instead. Please update your diaries accordingly whilst we keep our mouths shut for a while.

A REMINDER We are going away for a bit. Absence makes the heart grow fonder and all that - assuming we had one to begin with. Come join us on Saturday and then, well, who knows? We don't.

🚨 ⏸️ THE BLENDER IS GOING ON PAUSE TEMPORARILY ⏸️ 🚨 Not that we want to, you understand, believe it or not (we wouldn't blame you either way). We'll be back as soon as we can. In the meantime we're going to have one final blowout. THE BLENDER'S ONE FOR THE ROAD Saturday 17th Jan @ 12pm Join us!

This month! 19-31st!

"🎵The champion hits the floor Graceful in the roar Silence is the eternal sound of war High up in the sky Splintered carbon flies Cameraphones capturing the whole demise" spray.bandcamp.com/track/into-a...

I did not escape the Love Actually virus this year ♥️🦠

This Wednesday on Radio 4! First episode of my new stand up series!

throwing pizza into the pond until these turtles start doing kung fu

Your new year’s resolution should be to see me on tour! January. London!

Should you wish to listen to the catastrophe that was our Xmas show, then a link is provided here: www.mixcloud.com/theblenderon... Contains audio.

Come see me in London in the New Year! Last minute Christmas gift? Wanna hear my beef story? sohotheatre.com/events/pierr...

THE BLENDER'S XMAS CRACKER :: SAT 20th DEC @ 12pm Featuring: - The Blender's Whamageddon! - The Return of the Health Warning! - Xmas with The SPRAYer! - Surprises! ...and loads of mad Xmas tunes, mashups, remixes, classics and things you will feel emotions about (not necessarily positive)

No, *you* are travelling the length of the country to see a performance of an Xmas hit from 1999. #TheBlender25

There's now a catchup of the triumphant ReSPRAYer experience, featuring new & unreleased stuff from @spraypopmusic.com, The Pound Shop Boys, The Actionists, and also us! Yup - SIX new Spray & Spray-adjacent mashups for you, plus a bonus new one from us, too. www.mixcloud.com/theblenderon...

This week's episode was so good that I was laughing along on my own in my kitchen!

The Blender supports the idea of such an income. We would pay our bills, and then use our time to do more of what we already do but don't have the time for. And if we had any time and energy left over, do something for charity if they would want us.

Sea lions are seals that are missing an electron

Does anyone know how we can arrange a trip to the Spray Visitor Centre?

Kids vs Grandkids

@alfsplaining.bsky.social I've only just clocked that Willie and Kate from Alf were the original Will and Kate... I wonder if the royal family have an Alf hidden somewhere causing damage to... Oh wait...

It's real "Sam Gamgee boarding an Elven ship at the grey havens because he was ringbearer for half an hour" energy

🎵 "When you can't contain that burning flame The big idea will rise again And the big idea will rock and change the world" 🎵 spray.bandcamp.com/track/the-bi...