This game is really tough but addictive!

Welcome back to my channel! Let's go ahead and get started. First, you're going to want to plug your PC in. I usually use a standard UK 3-pin plug but a lot of people get great results with 2-pin so your mileage may vary. Next, you'll want to hit that power switch. But first, an advert for a VPN.

I will always recommend Pierre as a person to see and this show is no exception. It's funny throughout and I finally got some closure on his wedding suit after at least 6 months of wondering what happened! You've got very little time to go and see this show so book now!

Londoners! Your final chance to see this show! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Guardian ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ The Times www.leicestersquaretheatre.com/show/pierre-...

@pierrenovellie.bsky.social and @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social I spotted this on the way to Pierre's Soho Theatre show last night - the dates have already passed but I expect this will remain in Archway station for months to come!

Today! If we can make the desk work properly, which at the moment it won't.

Tomorrow. 12pm. No theme. ...and then after then? Who knows. listento.theblender.online

when the bare minimum is a treachery red flag

🚨 ⏸️ THE BLENDER IS GOING ON PAUSE TEMPORARILY ⏸️ 🚨 Not that we want to, you understand, believe it or not (we wouldn't blame you either way). We'll be back as soon as we can. In the meantime we're going to have one final blowout. THE BLENDER'S ONE FOR THE ROAD Saturday 24th Jan @ 12pm Join us!

We've got a sore throat, so this will be next week instead. Please update your diaries accordingly whilst we keep our mouths shut for a while.

A REMINDER We are going away for a bit. Absence makes the heart grow fonder and all that - assuming we had one to begin with. Come join us on Saturday and then, well, who knows? We don't.

🚨 ⏸️ THE BLENDER IS GOING ON PAUSE TEMPORARILY ⏸️ 🚨 Not that we want to, you understand, believe it or not (we wouldn't blame you either way). We'll be back as soon as we can. In the meantime we're going to have one final blowout. THE BLENDER'S ONE FOR THE ROAD Saturday 17th Jan @ 12pm Join us!

This month! 19-31st!

"🎵The champion hits the floor Graceful in the roar Silence is the eternal sound of war High up in the sky Splintered carbon flies Cameraphones capturing the whole demise" spray.bandcamp.com/track/into-a...

I did not escape the Love Actually virus this year ♥️🦠

This Wednesday on Radio 4! First episode of my new stand up series!

throwing pizza into the pond until these turtles start doing kung fu

Your new year’s resolution should be to see me on tour! January. London!

Should you wish to listen to the catastrophe that was our Xmas show, then a link is provided here: www.mixcloud.com/theblenderon... Contains audio.

Come see me in London in the New Year! Last minute Christmas gift? Wanna hear my beef story? sohotheatre.com/events/pierr...

THE BLENDER'S XMAS CRACKER :: SAT 20th DEC @ 12pm Featuring: - The Blender's Whamageddon! - The Return of the Health Warning! - Xmas with The SPRAYer! - Surprises! ...and loads of mad Xmas tunes, mashups, remixes, classics and things you will feel emotions about (not necessarily positive)

No, *you* are travelling the length of the country to see a performance of an Xmas hit from 1999. #TheBlender25

There's now a catchup of the triumphant ReSPRAYer experience, featuring new & unreleased stuff from @spraypopmusic.com, The Pound Shop Boys, The Actionists, and also us! Yup - SIX new Spray & Spray-adjacent mashups for you, plus a bonus new one from us, too. www.mixcloud.com/theblenderon...

This week's episode was so good that I was laughing along on my own in my kitchen!

The Blender supports the idea of such an income. We would pay our bills, and then use our time to do more of what we already do but don't have the time for. And if we had any time and energy left over, do something for charity if they would want us.

Sea lions are seals that are missing an electron

Does anyone know how we can arrange a trip to the Spray Visitor Centre?

Kids vs Grandkids

@alfsplaining.bsky.social I've only just clocked that Willie and Kate from Alf were the original Will and Kate... I wonder if the royal family have an Alf hidden somewhere causing damage to... Oh wait...

It's real "Sam Gamgee boarding an Elven ship at the grey havens because he was ringbearer for half an hour" energy

🎵 "When you can't contain that burning flame The big idea will rise again And the big idea will rock and change the world" 🎵 spray.bandcamp.com/track/the-bi...

It's pretty short, to be honest, so we'll be supplementing it all with a 60-mins BLNDR afterwards, including a couple of mashups from us, hopefully your requests, and some shout outs to some friends! As ever, we will be at listento.theblender.online until we aren't, and on Discord too.

As we stagger back into view due to a complex month of context, The Blender finally resurfaces for a long afternoon of the first record we ever remember, for our apparently-annual album listen-a-long for 2025. Of course, it's probably not that good, but what did you expect?

I have served eight trick-or-treat parties so far, 26 customers in total. I’ve gone ‘treat’ in all cases to date. At the end of the day I’d rather give away these lollipops than get petrol-bombed.

Come be in the audience for my radio show! www.sroaudiences.com/application....

It's like the Bort licence plates all over again!

62 years ago (yesterday) Felicette became the first cat in space. This video would have been a fantastic #Caturday but we forgot to post it. You can still get 'Félicette (Space Cat)' on vinyl over at spray.bandcamp.com

Good luck trying to work out what New Found Glory are playing from the first 10 seconds

I briefly - and, sadly, temporarily - acquired a dog while out on the tiles with @theblender.online and @slafaux.bsky.social.

Here's a snippet of a brand new song called The Delusioneers.

Spray's mother is the one with the real charisma

Get thee to Halifax in December and enjoy one hit wonders @thecubanboys.bsky.social, viral stars @poundshopboys.bsky.social with the brilliant Wonky Puss and @theactionists.bsky.social. All held together by innocent man Hacker T. Dog and @philfletcher.bsky.social www.facebook.com/share/1CLB9f...

Words of wisdom from @spraypopmusic.com: "Make sure you cause the maximum damage before being discredited."

Whereas my chest hair situation is...5. And you shouldn't have a countable amount of chest hair.

A snippet of Pink Pony Club from last night in Manchester. TONIGHT, Sheffield, tomorrow Todmorden. snd.click/@sprayontour

A great night of music seeing @jennymclaren.bsky.social and the other one performing as @spraypopmusic.com