I’ll never get over the fact that US Health is being run by a deranged asshole drug addict who has admitted to snorting cocaine off of a toilet seat and who has a disgusting fascination with cutting off penises from dead animals.

They laughed at us because Americans were stupid enough to "vote" him back into office. Now they look at us with disgust and distrust.

If not for Trump, what's the emoluments clause for? What's impeachment for? What's the 25th Amendment for? What's section 3 of the 14th Amendment for? What are checks and balances for? The baddies are cherrypicking the Constitution the same way they do the bible: for their own benefit.

Ossoff: "You were talking earlier about Jared Kushner. The guy leading our diplomacy in the Middle East is bringing in billions from Middle Eastern princes and sheiks and going around the region asking for billions more while he conducts nuclear diplomacy on behalf of the country. It's obscene."

JD Vance is at the White House, and the NYT is reporting that his trip for peace talks in Islamabad, Pakistan has been put on hold. Israel and the U.S. are coordinating for a resumption of the war. Donny No Deals is looking likely to commit more war crimes. 🧵

...maybe - just maybe - he's actually the worst president in history

The FBI Director, the DC US Attorney, and the Secretary of Defense walk into a bar. Apparently like every day.

The Iranians are playing this brainsick dullard like a yo-yo.

Peace, but only during trading hours

Dr. Jesus didn’t have a vagina throat…just sayin’

More outstanding work by The Great Jessica Tarlov.

I am worried, I am in hospital today. None of the Doctors look like a fat Jesus.

I’m Oscar. I eat dandelions. Today I barked at a fly.

I pray that Pope Leo excommunicates Trump, Vance, Hegseth, Leavitt, and everyone else within 200 feet of the Oval Office. So mote it be.

this new series is actually disappointing…

This is Sadie. She was finally reunited with her human, astronaut Christina Koch, after her mom’s voyage around the moon took her the furthest any human has ever been from their dog. She can't wait to hear all about the universe. 14/10 (IG: astro_christina)

I’ll have what Hungary’s having.

So it turns out Melanie came to the US on an Epstein visa, not an Einstein visa.

How the fuck is the president and Secretary of State at a UFC fight in Miami while war negotiations affecting the world economy are falling apart. And I know that MFer isn’t going to try to play golf tomorrow too.

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Anyone wanna take bets on the ceasefire officially breaking down right about the time the stock market closes tomorrow?

He literally said *yesterday* that he was considering a “joint venture” to help Iran charge people for using the Strait. He said the day before that he didn’t care if they made a little money off of it. Someone give pawpaw his dementia meds.

Iran posted this. What a humiliation for Trump.

How many times can Lucy pull the football before Charlie Brown catches on???

The Trump (Epstein) Regime has been breaking the Epstein Accountability Law for the last 109 days. Arrests: 2 Keep this circulating. #MAGAProtectsPedophiles #MAGAIsTheDeepState #ReleaseAllTheTrumpEpsteinFiles #StopTheCoverUp #PedophileProtector #EpsteinAccountabilityTracker

It’s TACO Tuesday!

One man put us in this deadly quagmire. One man is wrecking our economy. One man’s immigration agents have terrorized our communities. One man has ridden roughshod over our system of government. We said "No Kings" 250 years ago. Congress must say "No Kings" today. If not, they must be replaced.

For no particular reason I’m kind of regretting never having played a Fallout game today

This doesn’t seem hyperbolic now

Just because gallows humor is all I’ve got left.

The President of the United States is threatening to commit war crimes and wipe out a "whole civilization" — all because he started a disastrous war of his own making and had no plan and no strategy for how to end it. This is abhorrent, and the American people do not support this.

“He didn’t literally mean he would wipe out an entire civilization” Then he shouldn’t have fucking said it. He’s the President of the United States. He has sole launch authority over the world’s most sophisticated nuclear arsenal, and words mean things.

Sometimes I wish I quit geopolitics and switched to astronomy instead. Today is one of those days. Friends, how's your mood?

Seriously, what the fuck is this. This is completely deranged, and anyone who can’t say so is a coward.

Soon to be appearing in midterm political ads for Democratic candidates nationwide. Thanks, Darnold. 🙏

Cartoon by Nick Anderson @andertoon.bsky.social

I saw this circulating and assumed (hoped?) that it was fake. Alas, it’s real. Not only does it reflect a rapidly unraveling president, it comes just days after he expressed indifference to the Strait of Hormuz during his WH address. (“We don’t need it. We haven’t needed it, and we don’t need it”)

Remember the White House ‘hype’ videos? Unserious people in very serious jobs.

If you’re going to rage-tweet a war, at least learn the difference between “reign” and “rain.” 🤡

I mean, you don't really need a translator

It’s that time of year again.

He is a caricature of human. Yet 77+Million morons voted for this asshole. 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♀️

If you ask really nicely……

It’s time for my favorite cartoon of the year.

The death of a nearly blind refugee from Myanmar who was found on a Buffalo street in February — five days after Border Patrol agents left him at a doughnut shop — has been ruled a homicide, authorities said Wednesday. https://to.pbs.org/3NZGHsz

Money talks But it don't sing and dance and it don't walk And long as I can have you here with me I'd much rather be forever in blue jeans

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