i feel like we moved on from jojo siwa bette davis eyes too quickly

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all!

Me when @heykp.bsky.social used to visit

It seems someone feels like I do about the scale this winter season

Thrusting hips

The opening of “So I featuring a.g. cook”

Coming to you from Shimokitazawa, Tokyo.

This evenings feature: “Rabid Grannies” 👻🎃🍿 #SpookySeason

Now playing: “Tremors” 👻🎃🍿 #SpookySeason

The greatest lie the devil ever told was the prep time for recipes on cooking blogs

#SpookySeason continues with “Clown in a Cornfield” and “The Clovehitch Killer” 👻🎃🍿

Telling Professor Oak my starter Pokémon

Pizza and pastries for din din

Next viewing: Together 👻🎃🍿 #SpookySeason

First movie of spooky season is now. First up: The Monkey

Touchdown Charleston

Job so good, thinking of converting

conservatives with a headache

Off today for a mental health day. Love a 3 day weekend

@govwesmoore.bsky.social when we joinin??

Beautiful weather and wedding in CO last weekend. Ready to go back to Steamboat already ⛷️

Seated on opening day

Button on my suit pants is doing the lord’s work rn 🙏

Feelin a lil crispy. Need snack.

Oh there could not be more important Hollywood lore than this!

We smiiiiiiiiled

Wow I can’t escape the ageism even here

Exclusive: Jeffrey Epstein’s estate has given Congress a copy of the 2003 birthday book, including the letter with Trump’s signature that he has said doesn’t exist.

Buying new luggage for my Japan trip

I would absolutely follow a rolling wheel of cheese into the creepy woods.

The amount of joy Rinna gets from LVP’s downfall…I want that in my day to day

She is the original Erika Jayne. No questions.

22 years later, I would still put this album in a top 20 list.

"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."

Off to CHI today. Anything there to check out besides wind?

Big day for my besties 🎉🥳🎊🥳🎉 @stphvns.bsky.social @bigmomjeans.bsky.social

Why have I not eaten at Jersey Mikes in over 10 years?! Wow it’s the best.

How I felt after doing my first leg day in like 2 months post-injury

Me waiting for the Alien: Earth premier tonight

The Naked gun is a cinematic masterpiece. A must watch. 10/10

Cruising on coasters for a bday celebration 🎢

Lovely day for a picnic in Baltimore

Baltimore House music fest with da beebeeeeees

Clicking the Google Meet link for Monday morning 1-on-1’s with my boss

Oh we’re SO BACK BABY

Ate too much pizza tonight

Me on Mondays