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“bottoming for watersports is an act of feminist resistance”

when people ask what happens *after* i get locked in the human-sized dog cage

i’m done with gay panic time to start fisting

me combing through two dozen dating app profiles a day that are completely identical to each other

“aftercare seems like a lot of work are people really doing that” me:

when the baby subs ask me about Fake Dom red flags

me, an indoor kinkster, trying to go to a party

me preempting the mansplaining on a date with a silver lake / brooklyn straight man in carhartt

me actually taking the time to read what someone’s into before messaging them on a dating app

me googling what a particular hanky color means

when i, a bottom, develop feelings for another bottom

showing up to a date with a man who prefers natural makeup

when yet another person i was really vibing with ghosts after three days of conversation

me actually having to put myself out there to meet people

me charging my vibrator before partnered s*x

me finding out how much impact toys cost

i am once again asking for the women of los angeles to stop making Good Luck Babe so hard for me to listen to

you SAID to “make myself at home”

me getting into non-monogamy: love is expansive! people are beautiful! my emotional skills will prevent me from feeling pain! every six months:

me when asked what type of sub i am

POV: your bestie is leveraging your praise k*nk to make you set boundaries while dating

My daily needs are really very simple

somebody open femboy hooters so I can work there

every time a man says “this is more of a comment than a question” i should be allowed to yank on a choke collar around his neck like we’re not allowed to do to dogs anymore

“Trying to appeal to a voter who will congratulate you for scolding a member of your own party for peacefully protesting fascism is a losing game because that voter does not exist.”

do you ever think your voice notes to friends are getting you put on some kind of list

my bicep is sore from fingering i think this is my sign to become a weight lifting girlie

having been on social media for a good amount of time now mark my words that they will start saying “nazi” is hate speech against republicans and start deleting accounts that name it. let’s start the countdown, shall we?

me pre-submissive journey: my desires are sick and wrong. i am a dark and twisted freak. no one will ever think i’m worthy of love literally me:

me deep throating for .5 seconds

I love this quote from historian and bioethicist Alice Dreger: "Nature doesn’t care that we humans tend to like discrete categories. The real world is messy.” She also says “the borders human draw on sex categories are ... invented. They are invented like other tools, to do a special job.”

I made Severance memes

when i start to get the sub swoons for someone hot, respectful, and funny

Happy ten years to this bad boy.

this is for 4 people

the tumblr girlies have given christianity the virgin suicides aesthetic … am i living?

RIP David Lynch, you would’ve loved hoes doing shoots in your honor 🐇❤️‍🔥

Sexy time doesn’t need to be a hassle.

Aldi has 25 cent avocados if you want to make a big guac for the game tomorrow or fill an inflatable pool in the living room with it tonight for your Key Party

being my friend is a special curse

me making memes about holding it while he pees while the nation burns

when i start making piss kink and foot fetish jokes in mixed company

If you're struggling financially due to government fuckery or for any reason really and you need infant formula talk to your pediatrician we can hook you up and don't like to ask questions.

Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last. Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.

Like my home office, I do excel in debasement.

it puts the lotion on the skin, and then does it again bc it loves it's skincare routine

me and the group chat judging your unsolicited ‘u up’ text

“It’s an unfair comparison, but the core tension between these films is the question of whether a real-world depiction of kink can ever hold a candle to a metaphorical, Rorschach test of a monster-fucking horror story.” open.substack.com/pub/askasub/...