AHHHH I finally found and got approved for a location for my shoot this summer!! I have a very specific vision in mind and it was near impossible to find the perfect place that wasn’t gonna completely bankrupt me 😭🥲🙏 blessed

Ended up all being covered by warranty 😮‍💨🙏

When they quote you $6k for car repairs??

Did someone say cannons?

🚨 @mayarosexx.bsky.social and I’s boobs look super good smooshed together, find out for yourself Los Angeles May 28-31!

How do you change your @ on here to be your website?

Falling in love with your companion is actually perfectly normal… It’s *expecting more from her for less money* that’s the problem. Consider not even bringing it up in the first place! Hope this helps!

Snap me like one of your French Laundry girls 🩵

Celebrated our baddie anniversary at French Laundry💅🏻 ⭐️⭐️⭐️

💕💕💕

Blessed with @naomicruz.bsky.social’s presence 💞🥂

“Elite Upscale Companion” is kinda giving “NY Times best seller” like sure, okay

That OF show on Apple TV is pissing me off. She all of a sudden has 200 subscribers overnight without doing any marketing? yeah okay sure 🙄

Those who know, know!

Where’s my Romeo?

Spring fling🩵🌱

Hailey Bieber fans are proof that NPCs exist in the world

this is the 2nd time I’ve tried to use a Sephora gift card then realized the numbers were somehow scratched off 😭😭 has this happened to anyone else? I just used a coin lightly and I swear it showed all the numbers then I just went back to use it and 3 numbers are gone lol

bluesky clients who bring treats 😍 >>

Someone this week asked me if I’m going to Coachella and I looked them straight in the eye and said I’d rather die lol

DTF (down to frolic)

My client at dinner last night asked me if I hire someone to write my posts?? like damn give me some credit here 😭

I love that my clients want to talk about politics, psychedelics, family, books, and everything in between. It’s like we’re all just humans on this wild ride together. 🎢

Me: I’m gonna take a break this week! Also me: books a last minute fmty and 2 dinner dates

just a 2000 year age gap nbd

🖼️🖤

can you even really be funny if you grew up with a kitchen island

I take selfies so my assigned FBI agent has something to look forward to

Can’t believe I have to keep posting this but I do not see anyone who still has a vertical ID 😭 like at least wait til you can legally drink before contacting me

Girls dinner 💖

24 hr date with @celestebelle.bsky.social 🥰🥰 blessed

An exquisite meal at Oriole with @mayarosexx.bsky.social & a fave 🫶

Apex predator but make it nonchalant

My brand

Guy is trying to screen by offering to send a video of him writing my name on a piece of paper…?

the adage “he doesn’t pay for s*x, he pays her to leave” is so funny cause why are my clients always trying to date me fr then 😭😂

If no one has taken this offer, you have less than 5 days to claim the opportunity. Run, don’t walk. Two amazing women you’d be crazy to miss out on. @dovekelley.com

Wild at heart, soft to the touch 💞

So excited that @mayarosexx.bsky.social will be in Chicago 3/25-30. Who’s going to be lucky person to bring us together? 💞

red flag but make it 100% silk

I’m sorry for the delay in responses btw! I was sick most of last week and it’s just so hard being popular *cough* 🥲

Ways to spend your tax return this year: - Book a sex worker - Gift a sex worker things from their wish lists - Tip a sex worker - Spend it all on sex workers because your life will be dramatically improved for it

Dove and I just had a cancellation in Chicago the 24th if anyone wants to swoop in and save the day (and have an incredible experience to cross off your bucket list) 😏🥰

Took an edible and ended up in the Criterion Closet

Is anyone else having issues with protonmail lately? It’s like some of my emails aren’t sending, just going into the abyss?

last time I had a civvie job my boss would always tell me I have the hands of someone “who’s never worked a day in their life” lmao

my client while I was on top: “you are legitimately the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen 😳” got him transfixed 😵‍💫🥰

MS Paint me like one of your French girls

tbh i’m starting to get super annoyed by people taking advantage of my niceness and thinking they can text me all day every day without compensation. that’s not my job, sorry. text your friends or get on hinge or something.