She was my cup of tea, and I was thirsty for eternity

She was my cup of tea, and I was thirsty for eternity

I love that I get to make every day a happily ever after 🥰

There’s a special place in my heart for gentlemen who check my calendar before reaching out ❤️

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Good girl posture

I don’t do last minute appointments. I love what I do, and I want to show up for you the right way. That takes a little time on my end. My schedule stays full because my life is full. Plan ahead with me and let’s make it something special. 💖

When insurance works it really works. Got my F-condom prescription for zero dollars. Shout out to Blue Cross 😝

My roman empire is apparently the American Civil war. Desperately need to talk to someone about this 😅

Pouring out hot summer tours 🫖 Los Angeles, CA may 28 to 31 Houston, TX june 1 to 3 Dallas, TX june 4 to 6 Spain june 16 to 25 (unavailable) Columbus, OH july 13 to 14 Chicago all unlisted dates The second cup is yours at www.amberauclair.com

Sit pretty, twist prettier

Just a girl who happens to look really good on boats 🛥️✨

Not a mother, but you can call me mommy 🤤

Remember, ladies: firm grip, loose wrist. 😉

Bed, counter, wherever you want me

There’s a special place in heaven for men who give good massages 🤍😇

Breathe in, give in

It's all about the arch

🚨 @mayarosexx.bsky.social and I’s boobs look super good smooshed together, find out for yourself Los Angeles May 28-31!

She's somewhere between a painting and a problem

“Someone else’s beauty or success does not take away your own” repeat this until you feel inspired not threatened by other peoples success.

Getting dressed is optional. Getting undressed is an art

Never going to be the kind of person that updates multiple times a day. Follow for high quality photos, romantic sentiments & witty dirty jokes. I never will be the kind of person who feels a desire to post about my inner daily life.

My greatest pleasure is introducing you to feelings you never knew you craved

Go Bulls Baby! 🐂💋

Bae Watch 🛟

I feel like the fact that there is no provider named Mary Magdalene is a missed opportunity. 🐣

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🌷 Spring Tours 🌻
Japan (Unavailable) 4/10-5/5
Atlanta 5/12-13 San Diego 5/27-28
Los Angeles 5/29-31 Houston 6/1-3
Dallas 6/4-5 ✈️Chicago & FMTY other dates

You rang?

If you don’t like titties in your twenties you have no heart, if you’re not into ass in your 30’s you have no brain

Golden Ratio

Around her the air seemed to sizzle, as if every moment was waiting to be written ~ M. Zusak

Any woman with a pulse has been called hot. Tell me I’m radiant. Tell me I’m disarming. Say the thing you rehearsed in the car 😏

Don’t wait until I’m unavailable to realize you wanted me available. I reward the ones who prioritize me early 💘

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The lavender is blooming and I dressed accordingly ✨

I thought I was gorgeous a year ago, and now I’m even more gorgeous, and that’s so wild! 🥳 Happy birthday to me!

Women in GLAM (Galleries, Libraries, Archives and Museums)

Let me be your lucky charm 🍀

Taking myself to Japan from April 11 through May 4 💖 If you’ve been meaning to reach out, now’s the time. I’ll be chasing cherry blossoms & completely unavailable 🌸

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Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them. ❤️ Happy Women's Day

The sun light was flirting with me first

Pretty please, with two cherries on top 🍒🍒 @robynwildexo.bsky.social

Smoothly unhooking a bra is the adult equivalent of parallel parking on the first try and it’s just as attractive 😏

Birthday mood means birthday suit ☺️ If you want to help me unwrap something for my birthday month, you know where to find me...