Spring fling 🌸✨

Step into my office…

Falling in love with your companion is actually perfectly normal… It’s *expecting more from her for less money* that’s the problem. Consider not even bringing it up in the first place! Hope this helps!

I don’t have a pocket full of sunshine… I am a woman who embodies sunshine 🌞 - this photo was posted unblurred on “exclusive” 🌱✨ #companion #portland #pnw

There's so much anti camping "luxury girl" content in my IG algorithm rn... I LOVE CAMPING and I'm proud to say it. Can't a girl love clean modern luxury AND getting muddy in the forest? What happened to duality? 😭

If you ever wonder why my social media posts are so sporadic… It’s because I prefer being in the moment 🫶🏽✨ hope this helps!

Step into my office…

Rave reviews 🗳️

A peek into my thoughts ✨

Exciting news on the horizon! 🧵🪡👇🏽 #companion #fyp #discover #curvywomen #pnw

Yes, Professor?

I want to make 4 Starter Packs for Black companions, BIPOC companions, Thick and Curvy companions, and PNW Companions. If anyone wants to be added to 1 or all of them, drop a comment! If anyone already has Black, BIPOC, Curvy, or PNW companion starter packs, please drop them here!

The kind of girl that spends $10 on whimsy and mystery every time she goes somewhere with 50 cent adult mystery pins and psychic chicken vending machines

I have never been in debt 💸✨ Every dollar you give me goes directly towards investments and novel experiences.

In case you were wondering if I ever throw your flowers away:

Five courses at Le Petit Chef 🧑‍🍳🫶🏽✨ Very cute & fun experience! For cuisine, I especially enjoyed the decadence of the crab stuffing in the Air Land & Sea, & the absolute perfection of the candied cashews in the Night Fire Gelato. The new menu comes out in October, my birthday month! Let’s go? 🥰

Yesterday’s after-spa, mid-dinner glow ✨

I ✨finally✨ made it onto P411! 🥳

Often I will decline last minute bookings not because I’m not available, but because I know I’m worth planning ahead for.

Happy Valentine’s Day ❣️ 📸: @taryncarterphoto.bsky.social

damn ✨ you look cute as hell

Absolutely this. Not only are we in demand, but we have lives outside of this. Booking ahead guarantees not only that you get me, but that you get the best of me 🥰

Easy to love, impossible to forget.

I’m so sad! For Studio Ghibli fest this year they have showings of Spirited Away where they actually bring you bites inspired by foods in the movie, but it’s all sold out 😩

Birthday gifts from a lover who never disappoints: A 30 year old Armagnac, just bottled this year (bucket list item), plus a gift card to get new furniture for my new apartment ✨

Dangerous curves ahead… P.S. I just released my new site! 🎊🥳

if you’re lucky maybe i’ll let you peel off my Cup Noodles knee high socks

i’m going to my first murder mystery dinner tomorrow 🥲

say hi to my travel companion — grandpa ball and i are ready to go somewhere new! and a big thank you to the friend who gifted this to me knowing how much i love the original Dragon Ball :p

considering posting here regularly instead of the bird app since it seems to be going down the drain for us. i’ve lost around 20 mutuals within the last 24 hours over there, it’s a war zone!

is it getting hot (tub) in here?