Seeing Zohran instantly getting a bunch of shit done in like a week makes you realize that politicians could always do that on some level if they wanted it bad enough and very few of them actually do.

Y’all I found the septum ring of my dreams from BVLA and got a quote. The quote was… *drum roll* $2,452. 😩 I knew it was going to be expensive since I’m working with precious metals but goddamn it. I’m going to quietly insert my CashApp, ya know, for just general reference. $corrieaspen

I kind of love people who over share on social media and use it as like a journal. Like you know what hell yeah, get it out babe. I honestly think it’s very vulnerable and something that I couldn’t do, but I genuinely admire in people!

Now this is the laugh I needed. Very witty. Very funny. 😂

My clients are lucky I’m professional and I have restraint because sometimes I have a flashback to us bumping uglies and I just wanna text them like “Yo the sex was great. When can you be in me again?” Ahahahaa this is very unhinged but idc. The world is in shambles, say the unfiltered shit. 😂

Jam of the day: A Rainmaker - The Call (Pakem Remix) on.soundcloud.com/RYDc2lmrilqG...

When you’re feeling a little pissed off and chaotic, may I suggest going to get a piercing or tattoo from your local woman-owned progressive place of business? I switched out the hoop nose ring I’ve had since high school and got a matching piercing on the other side. 🤗

Rest in power to Keith Porter who was murdered by an ICE agent in Los Angeles. It’s terrible that his name is just now being circulated, but now that it is, continue to say his name.

Jam of the day: Coconut Records - Nighttiming on.soundcloud.com/1SDMmXWHkSw6...

So clearly shit feels like pretty fucked up and heavy right now, especially stateside, AND on a positive note, Saga Book Four is releasing April of this year! Saga had me in a chokehold since the beginning. It covers so many topics and issues in beautifully illustrated pages and great writing.

We are in such deeply alarming times. I’m hoping the victim’s family can find support and healing, and that the unhinged monster who murdered her is held very accountable.

Oh this is so damn fire! Yeeessss.

I was yapping with my friend the other day & she shared that she grew up with a mom who never used washcloths and didn’t use lotion after the shower, so she didn’t learn that until college. White people, please tell me if that is commonplace in y’all’s ancestral homes because I’m just like baffled?

Jam of the day: Big K.R.I.T. - Highs & Lows on.soundcloud.com/0hNSuN2WDs7M...

i think american life would improve significantly and quickly if society was more encouraging of people to have Hobbies. the most perfect and serene state of mind that exists is when one is Doing one's Little Things

We love a man that sees a need and just gets things done. No rigamarole, no lollygagging, just diving right up in there and handling it. 😏

Jam of the day: Eljè & JACK MARLOW - Stuck In Our Ways I’ve been listening to hella house today. It always brings me back to my fire spinning and rave days and psychedelics! Like the good ones! 😂 That was another lifetime ago, but damn it’s fun to look back on. on.soundcloud.com/iy78feKmaLpI...

This shit pisses me off so bad because WHY IS THIS OUR 2026 REALITY? Uuggghhhhh

Alright I’m now at the part where Aang is on his chakra journey and he is pissing me off all over again with this last one. On a positive note, Toph just leveled up tenfold and has juxtaposed Aang’s stupidity. 🙃

Bro I’m rewatching Avatar and that part where Appa gets kidnapped… I’m crying fr. My favorite fluffy boy went through so much turmoil! 😩

I mean yeah, exactly.

Damn, rest in peace to Alice. When I first started doing disability-centered work at a non-profit, my coworker told me about her. She was a powerful activist and really rad visionary.

I hope y’all have a lovely and safe New Year’s Eve! Since I can no longer do the intense energy of large crowds & hella loud noise, my old ass will be at home with my homemade nutritional yeast, red pepper flakes, and ranch popcorn, watching my Avatar the Last Airbender dvd box set.

Do y’all ever have random pop culture lore that pops into your head throughout the day? Two of mine are as follows: 1. When applying chapstick: “You want some lip chap?” - Saaphyri on Flavor of Love after she fought the girl she was now offering lip chap to. 😂

My auntie asked for the recipe. 😊 *ignore that she said “receipt”. She texts in third person and doesn’t use spell check. 😂

This radicchio is so damn pretty; made a bomb salad with it. Also made some garlic and chive whipped cream cheese and goat cheese. Unfortunately I didn’t make the cheese from scratch. I’m not THAT kind of chef yet.

The potatoes I made for Christmas were so goddamn good. This photo isn’t the best, but I didn’t really care because we were about to destroy it. Like I mean everybody came back for seconds; this was a blessing and a curse because we had like none leftover, and I made two pans. 🙃

Do you ever just stop and think sometimes about how the concept of a white Jesus is bonkers? Like there’s no damn way that man was galavanting the DESERT for over two decades with pasty white skin. Like there’s literally no way. That dude was hella melanated!

YES!

Jam of the day: Tash - Tamagotchi Very ethereal and chill. Her voice is so pretty. on.soundcloud.com/NiNCmeFqbtwK...

So I’m browsing Tryst after submitting my reverification (yes y’all non-SWers, we submit IDs too) and there’s a girl on there who has some pick me bio about having no body art or work done or whatever the fuck and I’m like “Girl, why the fuck is this even in your bio?”

Here’s the link to their 2026 calendars: shop.eji.org/collections/...

About to do some laundry, vacuum, and mop this floor. I love wearing comfortable house dresses while cleaning because it lets the coochie breathe while also allowing freedom of movement. Practicality and functionality.

Jam of the day: Baby Bash ft. Akon - Baby, I’m Back on.soundcloud.com/uDVFF78ZmGJs...

THE WAY SHE FILLED THAT CROISSANT WITH THE TOASTED MARSHMALLOW?! www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8y63S9o/

Jam of the day: Sondrio - Crisis I played this track like 10 times today. It’s a really good energy, vibey house track. on.soundcloud.com/AqWseWRNqf3c...

Those Vanity Fair photos are so funny; they all look just as busted and crusted as their thoughts, opinions, and actions are.

Just ordered the Keeping Up Appearances dvd box set. Let’s fucking gooooo. *This photo has nothing to do with Keeping Up Appearances. That show was relatively wholesome and this photo isn’t really all that wholesome.

Jam of the day: Men I Trust - Days Go By (Blacc Kat Edit) Such a vibey lil banger edit. on.soundcloud.com/FZ2QpXMecjAa...

Jam of the day: Whodini - Five Minutes of Funk on.soundcloud.com/5wLj6bCsQX4e...

Just running this back again as another helpful reminder.

This bitch didn’t answer not one question in a straightforward and accurate way; she is so trash.

Ricky cruising around all stoked in his little wheelchair?! 🥹😫

I promise y’all that “angry” is not one of my top moods. 😂 Also, please move away from using Spotify! Their CEO is into supporting 🧊, military AI shit, and I’m sure a bunch of other unsavory shit. Luckily we have lots of other music streaming services to choose from. spotifyunwrapped.net

"Most of my life I like keeping sacred, close to the chest, just me and you and the people we love type vibe." Check out my post "To Share or Not to Share" over on Tumblr. It features a little love letter to my grandpa, which connects to the main point. www.tumblr.com/corrieaspen/...

Yooooooo, she read that man for filth. I love it.

I am in fucking tears. 😂😂😂 lmaaoooo See, now this is my type of entertainment. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8UvJPwR/

Jam of the day: Craig David - 7 Days Just blasted this on the freeway singing word for word. I learned how to knee drive in high school specifically so I could eat and drive and rap/sing and drive with hand gestures and body rolls. on.soundcloud.com/5iDx9lv0rMtH...

Some of y’all are hella funny on here, and I really appreciate that.