Jam of the day: Souls of Mischief - 93 'Til Infinity I grew up listening to 90s hip hop in my car seat in the back of my dad's Cutlas and my mom's 93 Honda Civic. It will always hold a deeply special place in my life. youtu.be/fXJc2NYwHjw?...

Jam of the day: Gang Starr - Mass Appeal One of the greatest tracks ever produced. youtu.be/y9lNbNGbo24?...

How are we all even living in this reality? Like what a hellhole spiral of turmoil.

A song from Kanye's Graduation album came on my shuffle and I legit swelled up with tears because it is sad as hell how talented that man was, and how he has declined into such a derelict of society with deplorable views, thoughts, and opinions.

If you haven't watched Megan's new video yet please go do that immediately and thank me later. My jaw was on the floor the entire time and I may or may not have started crying in awe of her pure beauty and talent.

Damn, I'm back on here for like 20 minutes and I'm already fighting the urge to go and like 10 different photo posts of my favorite cuties I follow. Alright I'm logging off because I'm being a creeeep. Love y'all. Have a fun and safe weekend.

So I went to my local woman-owned adult store the other day and was like "Hey, let me actually get measured for a bra. I haven't bought one in years because I have given up on finding one that fits." Y'all why was my size a... *insert drum roll* a damn 36K. 36K?! 36K.

I'll be popping in to Oregon November 20th - 23rd. Mainly Salem and Portland, but I'm open to surrounding areas. Visit my website to schedule an appointment.

Might be back to shitposting, might not. Anyways, everything is still in shambles so fuck it, just book the provider for as many hours as you can afford, whether that's one or twenty four. We appreciate it either way. Hoping y'all are still surviving and thriving.

If I see anyone stealing from the grocery store, I’m personally just going to mind my business. Everyone should just mind their business.

Bay Area: September 25th - 28th www.corrieaspen.com

Sometimes I just need a burger and/or a breakfast sandwich with American cheese. idgaf that it’s not actually “cheese”. I just want that nostalgic, classically delicious melted orange square. There’s A LOT of shit this country does wrong, but American cheese is thankfully not one of those things.

I truly want every Black woman to receive the love they always pour into others.

Jam of the day: melvitto, Gabzy - In Fact open.spotify.com/track/2rFPUq...

Still mainly offline, but you know where to find me. www.corrieaspen.com

Jam of the day: Andre Nickatina - Train With No Love open.spotify.com/track/6toT5L... This is one of Nickatina’s most heartfelt storytelling tracks and I love the journey that it takes us on.

With the current level of unhinged regime in office that has added fuel to an already spiraling shitstorm both stateside and abroad, I’m pretty fed up and pissed with like, everything. I’ll be off here for a while. Y’all know where to find me in the wild (booking form on my website).

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It’s funny when people ask if I’m dating anyone then I inform them that I listen to true crime podcasts weekly and then they just have a certain look of understanding because they also know the dating violence stats against women and femmes and then they have their answer as to if I’m dating anyone.

SVU Season 1 Detective Stabler omfg 🤤 No more words needed.

Jam of the day: Althea & Donna - Uptown Top Ranking open.spotify.com/track/34zWZO...

Every single one of them was fine as hell. EVERY SINGLE ONE! 🥵

Rico Nasty’s new album, Lethal, is out and I’m absolutely elated that she’s back. I LOVE the second half of the album. She’s so versatile and seamlessly blended two different sounds and vibes in one album. Smoke Break and every track after it is favorited for me. on.soundcloud.com/CJkUlNaR5PX7...

I love when I’m scrolling through the page of a bad bitch who posts political takes that are in alignment with my values and I’m like “oooh yeah, they’re cookin.” And I go to hit follow AND I’M ALREADY FOLLOWING THEM!

Every week I fall in love with another hottie on Tryst. *deep sigh* Like how the hell do clients choose? All y‘all are so fine! 😫

Jam of the day: Mariah Carey - Make It Happen One of my top 5 Mariah tracks. open.spotify.com/track/5UVcgB...

Happy Monday friends. You have made it another day in the hellscape! www.corrieaspen.com

I haven’t bought a bra in years because I too, am an H cup. I may have to check these out! I bought Cuup bras a few years ago and they have started falling apart. The band is held together by adhesive, not sewn together, ADHESIVE. 😒

Can somebody explain to me why straight cis men who want to date straight cis women hire straight cis men as dating coaches? Like how would they know in-depth information as opposed to like idk… a woman dating coach? I am LOST.

Jam of the day: Chaka Khan - I Know You, I Live You open.spotify.com/track/0W8Mpn...

Question for the horror movie fans: how do y’all watch these movies and not have horrible anxiety and nightmares for a week?! 😫 I would love to go see Sinners and Him (when it comes out), but like my brain knows it not real, but my body/nervous system does not!

Jam of the day: Junior Boys - High Come Down open.spotify.com/track/0gIzXT...

Jam of the day: King Krule - Octopus soundcloud.com/king-krule/o...

So my sister stays at our grandparent’s house a few days a week. She said she kept misplacing her pre-rolls or she would come back and they would be almost down to the end, but she didn’t remember smoking that much. She has since discovered that our granny has been sneakily smoking the pre-rolls. 😂

I cannot get over how gorgeous Valentine looks in this photo set! Face: beautiful! Body: perfect! Like… just ethereal.

I would like to give a huge shout out to whoever invented dishwashers, to the person who thought to whip cream, to the inventor of the washer and dryer, whoever thought to make an egg in a basket and pop corn, and the inventor of the blender. Geniuses and innovators. Round of applause.

Kwn is so fine. Like every time I see her I feel the need to go… relieve the tension.

This gif has me in shambles. 😂 This is so accurate.

Jam of the day: Born Ruffians - What To Say open.spotify.com/track/1TCDvD...

Jam of the day: bLAck pARty - Bloom This song came out in 2016 and that’s wild because it sounds like it could have been released yesterday. A very timeless, easy, mellow, feel good vibe. open.spotify.com/track/05xA64...

My vanilla job takes a break during the summer so my schedule for appointments has increased availability! Tour dates below. www.corrieaspen.com Bay Area, CA: May 22nd - 27th Ashland, OR: June 13th - 17th

Jam of the day: Swales - Thinkin’ This is one of my favorite house tracks. It’s so fun. on.soundcloud.com/cAmF6cja5h2D...

THE PENTAGON BUDGET JUST HIT A TRILLION DOLLARS. Not a single pundit from either political party said “how are we going to pay for it?!” Don’t dare tell us we cannot ALL have healthcare, housing, and education.

Y’all I just ordered two strapless bras. 😬 As a 36HH boobs girlie this may be either comical or actually just maybe successful. I’ll take pics and we’ll see if we have a good laugh at the ineffectiveness of the bra or actually applaud it at tackling a surely nearly insurmountable feat.

There are two kinds of people in this world: People who eat the salmon skin and people who don’t. I’m a hardcore salmon skin girlie for life. Fry it, crisp it up, and season it?! Omg say less.

Y’all don’t understand how hard this made me laugh. Like I mean head thrown back open mouth cackling laughter. 😂

From now on I’m just foregoing captions and putting my website with all photo posts because why the hell not. www.corrieaspen.com

Jam of the day: Flight Facilities - Crave You, Adventure Club Dubstep Remix open.spotify.com/track/21XQLK...

This actually just made my entire day. Spoiler alert: there’s a turtle on a skateboard in this video and it’s the greatest thing I’ve seen all year.

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