From Beetlejuice and Home Alone when I was a kid, all the Christopher Guest mockumentaries in my 20s and 30s, to most recently Schitts Creek, Catherine O’Hara had an amazing career, but she deserved a Betty White-esque lifespan. She was adored and you know she had 20 more funny years left in her 😢

Funny how I post about getting tested and suddenly a get a bunch of notices of being blocked. Is respect and responsibility a bad trait to have? Or maybe it’s being sex positive? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Have my first date of 2026 in a couple weeks with someone I’ve been dying to meet for over a year, so it’s time to do the responsible thing and get tested. Safety and health is a two way street.

Ok Kansas City... Let’s step up and show Alexis a good time so more providers see KC as a viable touring destination. Enough of being a sneaky under the radar cool city and let’s start making us a must visit destination.

About the first 3” of the expected 8-10” here in Kansas City. We know the first 3” is easy, it’s the extra 5-7” that do the damage 😜

Introduce yourself as 5 concerts you've been to: 1. Pearl Jam 2. Poison 3. Tori Amos 4. Rage against the machine 5. Run DMC Tell me you’re Gen X without telling me you’re Gen X

I think I followed back all providers- if I missed you, comment below! Clients: drop your favourite providers below and like & retweet to help us all connect!💕 (So we can have some HOT slumber parties!!)

I’m pretty good about picking providers who I think I’ll connect with. Rarely, you get a situation where the conversation is amazing, theres a mutual attraction, but the sexual chemistry is 0️⃣. Awkward and incompatible. Sucks because you like them as people, but you know you’ll never see them again.

Hello Twitter exiles! Welcome to OurSky! If you haven't read my getting started on bluesky guide, I'd recommend it: redumbrella.ch/bluesky If you would like to be in one of my starter packs, comment below. If you have questions, ask. I'm here to help.

Here’s an idea… how about we all stop cross-posting. Bluesky gets the image + the spiciest captions we can ever write. X gets the same caption… with this instead:

I got my X back “for now”. I just MASS DELETED a bunch of 🍑 and 🍈🍈 photos as well as any posts that have trigger words for “SW”. We will see how long I have my account for this time. 🙄 I prefer this app now anyways. Appeal, appeal, appeal. Fuck the system. As the band, System of a Down once said! 🤪

Sundays are for homemade sourdough pizza

I have to remember to bring an umbrella on trips. Drenched in the rain for two days in the PNW last month, fresh off the plane and soaked walking around Manhattan today. When will I learn?

First snow of the year and within 5 minutes of leaving the house, I’ve seen two cars in ditches 🤦🏻‍♂️

Can’t wait to see my #Dallas friends in a week 🐍🖤

When your favorite bar shares your ideals

When your favorite bar shares your ideals.

How did your thanksgiving dinner turn out? Fried Turkey Potato dauphinoise Sourdough/cornbread dressing Aperol cranberry sauce Green bean almondine 100% cooked by me

Let’s get 🦋 more active! Fellow SW’s and clients/friends. “X” is just going to continue to circle the drain lol. ☠️ We already knew this.. but honestly I met some great people from that app when it was bearable on there. 🖤

“Leaning into the holiday season with a full heart and a little shimmer. ✨🦃🎄” “Holiday magic is starting to set in… and I’m loving every moment.”💋

Blog entry of the week is live! www.alexisinatlanta.com/post/suspend...

Dallas, Texas! December 7-9th Arielmoretti.com Pre-booking is appreciated! 🖤

Where will our paths cross in 2025? For those who adore intimacy & who crave connection and chemistry. September: NYC| Sept. 9-12 Las Vegas | Sept. 15 October: Nashville | Oct. 7-9 Boston | Oct. 21-24 November: Tysons Corner / DC| Nov. 11-14 All tour dates on website 📧[email protected]

It’s my birthday today and what shaped up to be a fun week, with one change of plans turned into an exhausting, mentally and emotionally draining week. Hopefully today is the beginning of a chill weekend to forget the past couple days.

[382111-cozy-fireplace-crackles]

If you’re in one of these cities, you should be reaching out. Don’t miss the opportunity

Good morning! ☕️ Breakfast is served!! 😋 🏙️NYC March 24th-28th. 📩[email protected]

Fully booked through March 18 💋

Treat Yourself Thursday ❤️😌

Dressed to impress... Or undress?

☎️ I've held your calls, so you can hold me instead.. •Prebooking for my travels now! (Screening & 25% deposit required) •Single hour & 90 minute meetings are available again! (Atlanta only). 💻AlexisinAtlanta.com 💞$OriginalAR 💌[email protected]

Rainy days call for more indoor activities 😉 #losangelescompanion #datela #gfe #oursky #nsfw #fmty

It’s crazy to think this picture does her no justice. The 🍑 is 😳

A 🚩question. Went to a provider website and they had duo links for like 15-20 other providers. Each provider had the all the same links, same .ch website layout, mostly similar rates, etc. All in LV. After all the m.shake fakes, this looks suspicious…or is this what agencies look like? Just curious

For my Los Angeles followers dealing with the fires right now

I hope the mountains got some of this storm because this is some beautiful soft powder. Would’ve been great to ski or snowboard on.

When you think you’re in pretty good shape, few things are as humbling as shoveling snow to remind you how much harder you need to work.

I keep seeing all these posts about GFE really being about using our bodies (without consent I must say 😜) to warm your cold feet and hands. You think that’s real GFE but let me tell you, that’s not a big deal at all. The GFE we don’t want is the farts that follow once you’re warm and comfortable. 😷

Don’t be those guys. Respect her rules. Respect her rates. Respect her boundaries. Ask for consent.

I’m 6 months from turning 50. Thinking I should save up to have a blow out month of extended visits with my special providers (a must visit in Chicago and Austin for sure) or maybe a few trips to meet providers I’ve admired from afar for a long time but never had the opportunity? What to do?!?

This season I’m offering FMTY ski trip packages! 🏂 2 days - 10k 3 days - 13k 4 days - 15k I am equipped with both an Ikon and an Epic pass, so our options are endless. Let’s shred the slopes and then get cozy by the fire and make out in hot tubs under the stars. 🥂

Sex Workers are People Human Business owners/operators Marketers Website Designers and more..... Sex Workers are not An object A commodity A hobby RT4RT

Today, I’m thankful for the SW community. To reduce our costs to s€x would be to underestimate how much the time spent with you impacts our lives. I’ve met some of the most beautiful, intelligent, kind, creative, empathetic, driven, amazing people here. I hope you know you’re truly appreciated.

After 4o years of likely ADD, the last 3 months of trying a non-stimulant med that did fuck all, today is day one on Adderall. What should I expect (assuming my highly tolerant of medication body accepts it)?

You know what I miss about my 18-25 years more than anything. Making out. When sex wasn’t assumed and you could just kiss and pet and dry hump for hours. That’s why I think “foreplay” should really be most of the sexual experience. Any providers enjoy taking their time getting to the finish?

NSFW creators: labels/“flags” on your posts are not bad there is no real suppression or shadowban system here you can post as explicit as you want, whatever links you want with no penalty adult labels just sort content to who has those settings set to show or hide #creatoradvice #onlyfansadvice