This sweet little Simkhai dress is giving me 90’s Moschino vibes. Should I make this cutie mine? 💙

I know I would take such good care of a nerdy boyfriend if I had one. He would be my very own cute fluffy friend. Feed him and water him and take him out for walks and give him so many pets and cuddles and all the treats he wants. Nerdy guys, I am always available for a (paid) girlfriend position

There's still enough summer left for us to have a hot romance. A few summer date ideas; 🌅 We enjoy the view & each other at The Getty's new bar & lounge 🍷 Wine tasting at Barnsdall Park where we can also tour Frank Lloyd Wright's iconic Hollyhock house 🍿 Outdoor movie night at Hollywood Forever

Thank you to the darling man who gifted me this gorgeous, crushed velvet top. The way temps are already dropping in the evenings, I’m excited to wear it soon . . . Perhaps on a dinner date with you. 🥰

The juice is most definitely worth the squeeze. 🍋

Big fan of how the men in my life love to spoil me. 🥰✨👸🏻

Thank you to my wonderful long term sweetheart for bringing me and my girl crush @meetmelko.bsky.social together for the most memorable night. It was truly a magical evening, from the magnificent dinner to the wickedly delightful after party. 🥂

“Thick fit” should be a body type option on ad platforms. Not athletic, thick fit. 😤

When your dinner date is also a dish 💋

Another perfect Santa Barbara trip for the books. Thank you so much to my new sweetheart for the invitation to be your date for The Marias at the Santa Barbara bowl! What a dreamy and beautiful evening. I couldn’t imagine a better experience for my first time at this venue. 💙

When you’re on a trip, and your accommodations have even cuter decor and mirrors than you were expecting combined with good lighting, and you wish you had brought more lingerie options to use for selfies. 😩

Recently celebrated an anniversary with the sweetest man. It was the first of hopefully many more. Thank you for the beautiful flowers. They make me smile every time I look at them. 💖

It was a delightful afternoon spent with the most lovely humans. ✨

I was out & about w/my dog yesterday, & saw a girl wearing the most lovely outfit. I stopped to compliment her, & her whole face lit up. She said she was having quite a day, & really needed the kind words. If you have something nice to say, share it. Your kindness can turn someone’s day around. 💖

Can I be your soft place to land? 📸 @partitionstudios.bsky.social

Fun date idea; we somehow snag a coveted reservation to the Nobu coffee pop-up, and then use all of the caffeine coursing through our veins to absolutely wreck each other in the best way possible. ✨

Wine tasting in Los Olivos yesterday was the perfect end to the most lovely holiday weekend in Santa Barbara. ✨ Feeling exceedingly grateful for the magical new connections that were made & the already existing ones that continue to enrich my life. I’ll be back for you so soon, SB!! 😘

Do you any of you lovely humans have/use grounding sheets or a grounding mat? What’s been your experience, and if it was positive what brand do you recommend?

Finally did something I’ve been putting off for weeks, and it only took me half an hour. Also I didn’t die. I am an accomplished person. Please congratulate me, and send me treats for being a good girl. ☺️

Happy Father’s Day to all of the gorgeous DILFs I’ve had the absolute pleasure of meeting, and those I haven’t met yet. Enjoy your day! 💖

How I feel when I don’t honk at someone who’s taking five hundred years to pull out of the parking that I’m waiting for. . .

I’ll be visiting Santa Barbara again from July 4th - 6th. I’d love to have a summer fling with you. Send me an invitation 💌 [email protected]

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We love you, LA. ✊

move over boomer and gen x clients. Millennials & Gen Z have disposable income now, did their research and show up with gifts, tips, don’t haggle, value the experience, are easy to screen and are literally our peers. She might be asking “What has he done for you lately?”

Stairway to heaven 🤍

It’s finally heating up in LA. Rail me in a sundress out on a balcony weather is upon us! 😈

My client; damnnn, that ass should be illegal. Me; well technically, right now it is. Book a date with me, and you too can enjoy awkward moments like these. 😬

At the risk of sounding redundant, why do we still not have polls on here? 😫

My neighbor looking at my most recent bouquet; what the hell?! Do you just casually get 500 dollar bouquets every week?? What are you doing to these guys!? Me; I could teach you, but I’d have to charge. Sadly, my neighbor is 22, and didn’t get the reference, so who’s the real __hole here? 😂

My gorgeous bouquet is opening up so beautifully. Thankful to be blessed with the most thoughtful clients. Truly a lucky girl. 💖✨

Do you have a sweet tooth? 🍰

I just saw a Tesla painted the same shade of pink as Pepto-Bismol with a bedazzled vanity plate that said; LAVEGAN. 🙄 I can only imagine how insufferable the owner must be.

Per favore! 🇮🇹✨🍝

Should I send this gentleman that I met at Erewhon the link to my website? 😂 Quick backstory; we met in line, he splits his time between LA & CHI, & he said he gets lonely while here. I told him I’m not interested in dating, & preemptively gave him my work # since I was picking up a certain vibe.

Sedona was absolutely magical. Our accommodations were spectacular & were clearly created w/thoughtfulness & respect for the beauty of the natural landscape. We had spa days, mezcal tasting dinners, & nights spent on our private rooftop snuggled up under the stars. Feeling so blessed w/this life ✨

The best things come to gentlemen who plan in advance

That’s a compliment. She could never.

3000 dollars in a purse is whore behavior.

Pilates babe

Reallyyyyy tempted to post this there too. 🙊

Wow, even the side profile of the cheek got a warning label slapped on it. So, Bluesky, what you’re saying is that no matter the angle this booty should come with a warning? Fair enough. I’m not sure I can argue with that. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I hope that you’re the one. I’m not, you are the prototype.

California, I’m almost there. If you’ve been dreaming of a night where time stands still, now’s the moment to make it real. 🌉 SF • 4/19–25 🌇 LA • 4/25-30 ☀️ SD • 4/30–5/3 Don’t wonder what could’ve been... the only wrong time is too late.

What, are you busy, ho?

Fellow face in babes; what app/apps do you use to blur your face in videos? Cropping it just isn’t cutting it (no pun intended).

Can I replace all your lonely nights? 📸 by @partitionstudios.bsky.social

Had my first official Bluesky date, and he was an absolute gem of a client. Feeling excited for all of the good things to come from this place. 🤗

It’s still my birthday month, and I might let you spank me if you spoil me first. 😘 📸 by @partitionstudios.bsky.social

I’m going to bring the booty post thread back cause I really need to share some of these asstacular pics with you guys. 😝 Still not over my incredible shoot with the insanely talented @partitionstudios.bsky.social 😍