I’m taking some personal time off, and will be unavailable from the 13th of May to the 22nd. Please plan accordingly. 😌

Thank you for keeping me stocked with the everyday luxuries that make feel pampered. 🥰😘

Always have the absolute best time with this beautiful babe!! 💕✨

I’m dyinggg to attend the Chris Brown and Usher concert, and would be absolutely feral for whomever took me to said show.

The privilege that comes with being a good regular is incomparable. ✨

In case someone needs to hear this: It’s totally okay and not at all ‘weird’ to book a provider for softer, less sexual forms of intimacy. Many, many people enjoy kissing and cuddling just as much, or more than, sex. 💕

Abandoned booking inquires make me so sad. What happened? You were so close to having the time of your life, and turned back for some reason. Did you get scared? Are you overwhelmed by the thought of so much pleasure? Don’t be afraid my sweet. I’ll be so gentle with you. 😌

He looked up at me, blissed out and bewildered, and told me that I was pure magic. ✨

For some strange reason I always end up having the best workouts on the days when I really did not want to go the gym.

I’ll be in Chicago this May/June. Still working on pinning down definite days. It’s been years since I’ve visited this beautiful city, and I’m looking for tour guides. 😘 Could that be you?

Case in point. Yoga outfits can be very sexy. 😏

Call me crazy, but I think my new yoga outfit is soooo sexy. How many of you love to see a girl answer the door in yoga pants?

I’ll happily accept gifts all month long, so please don’t feel like you’ve missed your chance. It’s never too late to put a smile on my face. 😌

I’m feeling so cherished and cared for by my sweet and thoughtful clients on my birthday. 🥰✨🥳💕 I’m incredibly appreciative for the connections I have with such lovely humans. 🤗

Now this is my kind of prank. Plus, my birthday is tomorrow, so it really only makes sense for you to send me something. ☺️

I love starting my day with notifications that gifts are coming way. 🥳✨💕

We are fully in Aries season, and my birthday is right around the corner. I've freshened up my wishlist with items that I truly desire because I know you want to make me smile for my birthday. 🎁✨🥰 I also always appreciate gift cards to Bloomingdales, Aritzia, Sephora, Erewhon & Whole Foods. ♥️

Question for the ladies who have a Herve Leger dress; did you size down, or did you stay true to your size? I’ve read they can stretch out, & you should get them in a smaller size. I tried one on in Bloomie’s, & whew! It looked incredible, but I was almost scared to zip it over my booty! 😂

Without even trying I picked the most perfectly ripe avocado possessing the smallest pit ever in the grocery store today. I feel unstoppable!

Stairway to heaven 🤍

Paying for me to get my hair and nails done before our date is super sexy behavior. 💦

Ready to give you my undivided attention. You know what to do. . .

I've said it before and I'll say it again, sex is the least interesting thing about sex. The best erotic films know this. It’s the ache before the act: the glances, the restraint, the wanting. I wrote about the movies that get it right.

Imagine we’re out enjoying a meal together, and I’m staring at you coyly from across the table. Every now and then my leg brushes up against yours, and I smile suggestively. Your pulse races. I lean in close enough to tell you that you should save room for dessert, and I don’t mean the tiramisu. 😉

“He called her a melon, a pineapple, an olive tree, an emerald, and a fox in the snow all in the space of three seconds; he did not know whether he had heard her, tasted her, seen her or all three together.”

Come on in, the water’s fine.

Wanna play a game of this or that? I have two wildly different looks that I’m torn between as my bedroom inspo. Which one is your fave?

My plumber was over today fixing my kitchen sink, and we were joking about how spoiled my dog is. Well, before he left he said; “I wanna be your dog.” It took everything in me to not respond with one of the fifteen inappropriate comments that ran through my mind.

I'm not Irish, but you should definitely still kiss me. 🍀

So we still don’t have polls on here. 😒

Here to help you get a leg up on your week 😌

Curious how many of my colleagues charge for references. I’m seriously considering implementing this into my business practices because the complete lack of consideration I’m shown by clients when it comes to this particular practice makes me insane. If I’m going to be this annoyed I should be paid.

"If people did not love one another, I really do not see what use there would be in having any springtime." Victor Hugo Spring is in the air. 🪻

Oven clock, we meet again.

Nothing makes me feel more special than being included in a client’s birthday plans. From the most luxurious couple’s massage to delicious shared plates at a romantic restaurant we walked to hand in hand, I cherished every moment spent celebrating the sweet and special human you are. 💓✨🥳

This is the happiest and most comfortable I’ve ever been in my skin. It truly does just keep getting better. 💙

Have you tipped a sex worker today?

Please bear with me as I’m taking longer than usual to respond to emails. I have been struck down with this dreadful flu that’s going around, & even the most simple tasks are requiring Herculean efforts. If you’d like to make my recovery more comfortable I’d be so grateful for a food delivery gc. 🤒

Thankful for my lover boys who spoil me. I can’t wait to display this beauty prominently on my coffee table. 😍

“For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love.” Love comes in so many forms. If you’re not currently in a romantic relationship don’t let that stop you from celebrating the love you do have in your life. Happy Valentine’s Day! 😘✨♥️

I’m officially an LA girlie! It’s beautiful outside and I’ve got about a million things to do, but I’m already loving being here, and being back in California. I’m excited to be swept off on new adventures. ❤️

That being said, the moon is looking pretty spectacular tonight. 😍

Such a pretty way to say thank you, and they smell glorious! 💕

My gorgeous friend is too hot for X, and had her profile suspended like so many others. Let’s give her a warm welcome, and please go follow her account 🤗✨♥️.

Just to be clear if you support or try to rationalize any of these absolutely horrific and heinous crimes against humanity that ICE is currently committing do not even think about reaching out to me to meet ever. Thank you so much. Have the day you deserve.

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Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to: Prince 🕊️ Björk 🧚🏼 Radiohead ✨ Mos Def & Erykah Badu 🧿 Portishead 🖤

Asking me to send you a selfie; 😡 Asking me to send you a pic of my dog; 🥹

Call me crazy, but unless you’re an extremely close friend or a colleague I find it incredibly gauche to ask me how much I paid for something.

Some friendly advice for SWs coming over here to bluesky: Put your contact info in your bio! Please. Pretty please. If you only have a contact form or links to your other socials & free ads, I’m likely to think you’re a scammer & so will others. Stay safe everyone ♥️